From Twitter 02-26-2010



@circusizedpnuts It all starts with education. And the fact that there's too little of it out there.
@circusizedpnuts I hope that the two of you would be in a position to keep it :)
So I'm saying that I support @antitheistangie with her actions. if you don't like it, don't follow her. It won't regenerate those cells.
@circusizedpnuts Exactly!
And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming!
Why do I feel like I've been violated by a young brunette lady wearing a scarf with two cats?
Oh yeah...that's right. I blame you @sallyblock.
GOodnight kiddos! Getting my prostate examined in the morning.
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Good afternoon children! Time to make my lunch: Starbucks with Starbucks Liquor and Starbucks Xanax, and Starbucks flavored Ensure.
@bearheadedgirl Welcome back, sexxxay!
@bearheadedgirl show me your tan lines!
@dudewhrsmyfetus I've aborted an ass baby before. Take my advice...
@dudewhrsmyfetus Dulcolax is best. And be sure to drink a lot of water, VitaminWater, if you like as ass abortions can be dehydrating.
@VannyDel 28 is not old, it's classy! Slchlip-Chlortp
Then your name should be 'Dudewhrsmyuterus' RT@dudewhrsmyfetus: @JohnMayerAsASim Thank you, but I'm not sure WHERE it's coming from yet.
That woman doesn't know shit about anything 'Poor.' RT @huffingtonpost: Sarah Palin: My hand is just a "poor man's teleprompter"
Follow the most wonderful name on Twitter: @voose_lagina. I don't know who she is or what she does. I don't even know if I'm following.
Stopped at the vet to tease kittens with the thought of being adopted. One cat is cleaning himself/his nose. I love the sound.
Regarding Andrew Koenig's suicide, Kirk "Christ Part 2" Cameron releases a statement:http://is.gd/9gZkv
@13thwitness That's beautiful!
Okay, time to go to Vancouver and kill a referee.
Apolo Ohno's dad looks like he could kill you very easily. Don't cross that motherfucker.
@sportsrefs Chill the fuck out, it was a joke.
@VannyDel Me neither.
@sportsrefs who?
@sportsrefs ugh, those people need to understand it's just a game, not worth becoming so violent. That's horrible.
@sportsrefs Now that I know more, I understand. But I'm still pissed at that call!


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