What is Weir dancing to tonight? Bad Romance? Poker Face? Some other song from Gaga's canon?
@SugarPlumKelly That song does it for me.
You're skating to music from 'City of Angels?' Yeah, you're gay. #Olympics.
@Pixolita Why do you have Walls over at your house? Are you dating him? I'm glad he has a fucking life. Omg, that boy needs to get laid.
@Pixolita Even if he's not there anymore, it's good to know he was finally invited somewhere.
@Pixolita But you'd better use protection and/or keep whatever children you have at your place cause I'm not housing them. Maddy's the queen
@Pixolita Yeah but my dreams have predicted that when she grows up, that girl's gonna have some chola eyebrows. Not happy.
@Pixolita I know. I mean, if she keeps them she'll never get a date. So that's a plus.
RT @yearinla: i don't even really like johnny weir, but that was a fucked up underscore #olympics
@catdsilver I should have warned you: While you were out, I took 3 xanax and then went online shopping.
That Takahashi (sp) guy's got some jacked teeth
@caitinlv It's been a wonderful night
Plushenko looks like he's sleeping with his eyes open. #Olympics
Q:What five makeup/beauty products would y... A:Ooh! I'll let Sally answer this one: - ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/194212036
My nose sounds interesting this morning.
I feel like I have a rock stuck up my left nostril. Time for this old man to neti pot.
@circusizedpnuts I was thinking about coffee
@circusizedpnuts Ya know, something to really help the rock dissolve...
@catdsilver it's a fantastic album. not his best but amazing.
@catdsilver I totally agree.
Enlighten me RT:@spencerpratt J.D. Salinger author of "Catcher in the rye" dies at 91...holden and i had things in common
Where is the beautiful @hsutha? I once had an exwife who looked just like you. In fact, I think it was you.
John could do better than Perez. RT @OscarSays: Here's a short story for you. Once upon a time John & Perez were gay, THE END.
@meeshell78 I've gone back in time and hired him to clean my pool/work as a house keeper.
@meeshell78 Especially my younger self. He's so amazed. Jesus christ...
Everybody, the epic TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET is on IFC right now.
I really love it when R. Kelly pretends to be a fat white chick in Chapter 8 #trappedinthecloset
"Crazier than a fish with titties" - the wisdom of "Trapped in the Closet."
@BlackPixieKilla When you figure out, lemme know. I've been trying to change the channel for the past 20 minutes...
I really feel like smoking a cigar.
http://twitpic.com/14865i -
http://twitpic.com/14879f -
@meeshell78 steak, mozzarella cheese, string beans and garlic
@meeshell78 and tomatoes down the center
@meeshell78 looks like something from Puppetry of hte Penis. I'm aware.
Need. To. Join. RT @drewtoothpaste: Accidentally volunteered for the Inhumane Society and tomorrow I gotta go in and beat up cats for 6 hrs.
http://twitpic.com/148flq - The finished product. Well, half of it. I ate the first one.
@circusizedpnuts I can't hear you over the taste of how awesome it is
How sad and how true. RT @MCSafetyScissor: Red wine and ambien, your prostates flaring up again.....
@circusizedpnuts i'm on it
My mouth tastes weird.
Hey, @cwm76 I'm already following @mertmij. I want a prize.
@SugarPlumKelly That song does it for me.
You're skating to music from 'City of Angels?' Yeah, you're gay. #Olympics.
@Pixolita Why do you have Walls over at your house? Are you dating him? I'm glad he has a fucking life. Omg, that boy needs to get laid.
@Pixolita Even if he's not there anymore, it's good to know he was finally invited somewhere.
@Pixolita But you'd better use protection and/or keep whatever children you have at your place cause I'm not housing them. Maddy's the queen
@Pixolita Yeah but my dreams have predicted that when she grows up, that girl's gonna have some chola eyebrows. Not happy.
@Pixolita I know. I mean, if she keeps them she'll never get a date. So that's a plus.
RT @yearinla: i don't even really like johnny weir, but that was a fucked up underscore #olympics
@catdsilver I should have warned you: While you were out, I took 3 xanax and then went online shopping.
That Takahashi (sp) guy's got some jacked teeth
@caitinlv It's been a wonderful night
Plushenko looks like he's sleeping with his eyes open. #Olympics
Q:What five makeup/beauty products would y... A:Ooh! I'll let Sally answer this one: - ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/194212036
My nose sounds interesting this morning.
I feel like I have a rock stuck up my left nostril. Time for this old man to neti pot.
@circusizedpnuts I was thinking about coffee
@circusizedpnuts Ya know, something to really help the rock dissolve...
@catdsilver it's a fantastic album. not his best but amazing.
@catdsilver I totally agree.
Enlighten me RT:@spencerpratt J.D. Salinger author of "Catcher in the rye" dies at 91...holden and i had things in common
Where is the beautiful @hsutha? I once had an exwife who looked just like you. In fact, I think it was you.
John could do better than Perez. RT @OscarSays: Here's a short story for you. Once upon a time John & Perez were gay, THE END.
@meeshell78 I've gone back in time and hired him to clean my pool/work as a house keeper.
@meeshell78 Especially my younger self. He's so amazed. Jesus christ...
Everybody, the epic TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET is on IFC right now.
I really love it when R. Kelly pretends to be a fat white chick in Chapter 8 #trappedinthecloset
"Crazier than a fish with titties" - the wisdom of "Trapped in the Closet."
@BlackPixieKilla When you figure out, lemme know. I've been trying to change the channel for the past 20 minutes...
I really feel like smoking a cigar.
http://twitpic.com/14865i -
http://twitpic.com/14879f -
@meeshell78 steak, mozzarella cheese, string beans and garlic
@meeshell78 and tomatoes down the center
@meeshell78 looks like something from Puppetry of hte Penis. I'm aware.
Need. To. Join. RT @drewtoothpaste: Accidentally volunteered for the Inhumane Society and tomorrow I gotta go in and beat up cats for 6 hrs.
http://twitpic.com/148flq - The finished product. Well, half of it. I ate the first one.
@circusizedpnuts I can't hear you over the taste of how awesome it is
How sad and how true. RT @MCSafetyScissor: Red wine and ambien, your prostates flaring up again.....
@circusizedpnuts i'm on it
My mouth tastes weird.
Hey, @cwm76 I'm already following @mertmij. I want a prize.
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