Taking my John Mayer Brand Old Man Sleepy Pills = Benadryl. Take them for the sleep, stay awake for the lolz.
Come on and ask an old man something. http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim
RIP Alice Horton
Oh let's fall asleep with our makeup on. Why was I wearing makeup? MADDY! CAT! Oh what a day this will be.
I've just discovered @StefanoDiMera has a Twitter. Finally someone out there in twitterland who understands me and my plight.
Now for sale: John Mayer Brand Old Man Bladder. IT ANGERED ME! I mean, it works fine but I might be getting a new one for Hanukkah.
Why hello there, @stefanodimera! Now that we're following each other, why don't we start up a boys club?
Q:If I brush my teeth, will you play 3x5? A:I wish that you would, but I haven't played ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/121500083
Q:Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? A:Not since I started taking my John Mayer ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/121501659
@LuizaVilleneuve No, a boys club is just for men.
Come on and make an old man laugh. Ask me something http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim
Aww, @benjamin__Linus. Come join me, @stefanodimera and @circusizedpnuts. We've created a Men's club. Singing in Vegas tonight at the Palms.
RT @TheEllenShow: Who’s feeling lucky? Tweet “I wanna win @TheEllenShow’s #WinterWinStorm http://su.pr/1BVbe3” to win a bunch of prizes!
Hey @johncmayer! My wife @catdsilver is coming to see you tonight. Make sure you treat her right. Our future depends on it!
I wanna win @TheEllenShow’s #WinterWinStorm http://su.pr/1BVbe3
Nobody takes an old man like me seriously. *sighs* *falls asleep face first into his Baileys Vanilla mixed with Ensure*
Q:Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra? A:None of these! JOHN MAYER BRAND OLD MAN DICK PILLS!... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/122056945
Q:How many lovers do You have?What is it t... A:Just one: @catdsilver - the curvy blonde... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/122070847
Rhapsody in Blue is one of the best songs ever composed. Ever. Just believe it. Don't question it.
@bunnyears Teach me how to use it to escape my family?
I got an old man half pinch. RT @Vanessa_Rose: I dont care if the whole world gets a boner over Valentines Dat...I still dont give a shit.
@Vanessa_Rose but to be fair, it was just from your language in that tweet.
@bunnyears The kids who just moved the fuck out have decided to come over for dinner? What? Like they can't afford McDonalds?
THIS IS NOT THE JOHN MAYER BRAND OLD MAN HOUSE OF WAFFLES! Though, JMBOMHOW does have a nice ring to it and would compete well with IHOP.
@bunnyears I make fabulous pancakes, waffles, sausage links. I'm not shocked they can't stay away but they can't spend the night.
@SugarPlumKelly who do you mean?
Come on and ask an old man something. http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim
RIP Alice Horton
Oh let's fall asleep with our makeup on. Why was I wearing makeup? MADDY! CAT! Oh what a day this will be.
I've just discovered @StefanoDiMera has a Twitter. Finally someone out there in twitterland who understands me and my plight.
Now for sale: John Mayer Brand Old Man Bladder. IT ANGERED ME! I mean, it works fine but I might be getting a new one for Hanukkah.
Why hello there, @stefanodimera! Now that we're following each other, why don't we start up a boys club?
Q:If I brush my teeth, will you play 3x5? A:I wish that you would, but I haven't played ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/121500083
Q:Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? A:Not since I started taking my John Mayer ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/121501659
@LuizaVilleneuve No, a boys club is just for men.
Come on and make an old man laugh. Ask me something http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim
Aww, @benjamin__Linus. Come join me, @stefanodimera and @circusizedpnuts. We've created a Men's club. Singing in Vegas tonight at the Palms.
RT @TheEllenShow: Who’s feeling lucky? Tweet “I wanna win @TheEllenShow’s #WinterWinStorm http://su.pr/1BVbe3” to win a bunch of prizes!
Hey @johncmayer! My wife @catdsilver is coming to see you tonight. Make sure you treat her right. Our future depends on it!
I wanna win @TheEllenShow’s #WinterWinStorm http://su.pr/1BVbe3
Nobody takes an old man like me seriously. *sighs* *falls asleep face first into his Baileys Vanilla mixed with Ensure*
Q:Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra? A:None of these! JOHN MAYER BRAND OLD MAN DICK PILLS!... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/122056945
Q:How many lovers do You have?What is it t... A:Just one: @catdsilver - the curvy blonde... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/122070847
Rhapsody in Blue is one of the best songs ever composed. Ever. Just believe it. Don't question it.
@bunnyears Teach me how to use it to escape my family?
I got an old man half pinch. RT @Vanessa_Rose: I dont care if the whole world gets a boner over Valentines Dat...I still dont give a shit.
@Vanessa_Rose but to be fair, it was just from your language in that tweet.
@bunnyears The kids who just moved the fuck out have decided to come over for dinner? What? Like they can't afford McDonalds?
THIS IS NOT THE JOHN MAYER BRAND OLD MAN HOUSE OF WAFFLES! Though, JMBOMHOW does have a nice ring to it and would compete well with IHOP.
@bunnyears I make fabulous pancakes, waffles, sausage links. I'm not shocked they can't stay away but they can't spend the night.
@SugarPlumKelly who do you mean?
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