@Pixolita I'lll do what I can!
Always a pleasure. RT @catdsilver: Sorry bout that RT @johnmayerasasim: My mouth tastes weird.
These nosebleeds make me feel like I'm on the island from LOST.
That's really @Benjamin__Linus's job. RT @solarpowerspork @JohnMayerAsASim MOVE THE ISLAND! MOVE THE ISLAND!
@MeganRabren seriously, I've been in bed all day. The wife took Maddy shopping so I could sleep.
@cwm76 That's dedication. You should train others.
@circusizedpnuts I FEEL LIKE SHIT. So help me, if @catdsilver is trying to kill me, I will sexually end her with my cane.
@OscarSays With that, I'm hiring you as my postmortem lawyer for my second wife. She's still up my ass for alimony.
@KevinMarshall I would but I'm imaginary and sick.
@circusizedpnuts and please, call me Old Dirty Bastard. Since he died. I claimed the title.
@BrandonBarash that boy needs a better therapist and a better pool of girlfriends to choose from. But the prior needs to happen first.
@circusizedpnuts it's gonna be as soon as I'm vertical.
@catdsilver Well I love it when you call me grand pappa
Dear Tiger Woods: You really shouldn't apologize to anyone except your wife. Sit down and shut the fuck up. Sorry we've made you think so.
Sudafed, second best to meth. Oh wait...
@circusizedpnuts Makes me want to chop a man's ear off.
Did you know that it up until 1992 the Summer and Winter Olympics were held in the same year?
Every day of my life RT @OscarSays:If I take the time to drop my trousers and sit on the toilet, I expect more than just a lone fart...FUCK!
@EmpressGina1 It's really only 16 years ago!
Would you like to donate to John Mayer as a Sim in the purchase of new sets and clothing? Please visit http://is.gd/8PIc7 No minimum amount.
@stefanodimera I hope someone is coming back from the dead. Please tell me that someone is coming back from the dead.
Mary Carillo needs to warm up her voice. I hate her.
@AfterElton Oh hell, say whatever you want. It's just Twitter.
@AfterElton God forbid someone make fun of the precious SNL.
@Benjamin__Linus trick question. They'd get distracted after seeing each other so sweaty after running and stop to do the dirty.
@danewhite007 A type of fish served best with cream cheese and a bagel
@danewhite007 I'll make you one sometime when it's my turn to cook for Maddy.
I'm afraid to blow my nose again for fear of another nosebleed, white light and time traveling session.
@Benjamin__Linus And given the fact that I think Bernard is a generous lover, I think Rose would finish first. *Ba-dum ching*
@BrandonBarash Is it pronounced BAR-ash or BARE-ash or what? Possibly a dumb question. Whatever.
Always a pleasure. RT @catdsilver: Sorry bout that RT @johnmayerasasim: My mouth tastes weird.
These nosebleeds make me feel like I'm on the island from LOST.
That's really @Benjamin__Linus's job. RT @solarpowerspork @JohnMayerAsASim MOVE THE ISLAND! MOVE THE ISLAND!
@MeganRabren seriously, I've been in bed all day. The wife took Maddy shopping so I could sleep.
@cwm76 That's dedication. You should train others.
@circusizedpnuts I FEEL LIKE SHIT. So help me, if @catdsilver is trying to kill me, I will sexually end her with my cane.
@OscarSays With that, I'm hiring you as my postmortem lawyer for my second wife. She's still up my ass for alimony.
@KevinMarshall I would but I'm imaginary and sick.
@circusizedpnuts and please, call me Old Dirty Bastard. Since he died. I claimed the title.
@BrandonBarash that boy needs a better therapist and a better pool of girlfriends to choose from. But the prior needs to happen first.
@circusizedpnuts it's gonna be as soon as I'm vertical.
@catdsilver Well I love it when you call me grand pappa
Dear Tiger Woods: You really shouldn't apologize to anyone except your wife. Sit down and shut the fuck up. Sorry we've made you think so.
Sudafed, second best to meth. Oh wait...
@circusizedpnuts Makes me want to chop a man's ear off.
Did you know that it up until 1992 the Summer and Winter Olympics were held in the same year?
Every day of my life RT @OscarSays:If I take the time to drop my trousers and sit on the toilet, I expect more than just a lone fart...FUCK!
@EmpressGina1 It's really only 16 years ago!
Would you like to donate to John Mayer as a Sim in the purchase of new sets and clothing? Please visit http://is.gd/8PIc7 No minimum amount.
@stefanodimera I hope someone is coming back from the dead. Please tell me that someone is coming back from the dead.
Mary Carillo needs to warm up her voice. I hate her.
@AfterElton Oh hell, say whatever you want. It's just Twitter.
@AfterElton God forbid someone make fun of the precious SNL.
@Benjamin__Linus trick question. They'd get distracted after seeing each other so sweaty after running and stop to do the dirty.
@danewhite007 A type of fish served best with cream cheese and a bagel
@danewhite007 I'll make you one sometime when it's my turn to cook for Maddy.
I'm afraid to blow my nose again for fear of another nosebleed, white light and time traveling session.
@Benjamin__Linus And given the fact that I think Bernard is a generous lover, I think Rose would finish first. *Ba-dum ching*
@BrandonBarash Is it pronounced BAR-ash or BARE-ash or what? Possibly a dumb question. Whatever.
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