JM, As a Sim

Am I missing something? Why does Japan score so low all the time?
They're always scoring athletes at like 1.2 or 2.4. Why is that?
Oh, nevermind. I think they just explained it to me. The judges are split. Got it.
Fuck, that girl is crying #Olympics
@8ball_ Wasn't aware it was directed towards you
Fuck, I was holding my breath for the Canadians to take Gold on skiing
@MCSafetyScissor That's London, not Toronto, dearie
Maddy now wants to be friends with the little black girl who sings at the beginning of the bandaid commercials. BRB, making it happen!
@kisstheground I think she's too old now. But then again I've lost track, lol
Happy Valentine's day to my beloved @catdsilver and her boobies.
@catdsilver i'll be watching the Truman Show until you're ready.
I'm basically Al Bundy with more money.
Eyme Heeare RT @OscarSays: Eye wundur wear mai frendz argh? Eye wonted tew weesh dem ah happee valintyme....
@caitinlv Hey girl.....
@caitinlv get the prostate massage oil ready, I'll be there in three days.
@caitinlv I can afford it so I will.
Had no idea you were calling your ass cheeks wings, @circusizedpnuts
Look at these motha'uckas falling down on the ice #olympics