@ivanahumpalott if I ever said that near or around Maddy, she'd be taken away. I would never risk being that stupid/backwoodsy :)
@ellebees You're disgusting. No.
@ellebees that's a big HDU to you :)
@ivanahumpalott Pervs like that deserve to be locked away. *shudders*
@catdsilver I will, my love. God knows I'm not that flexible anymore.
@ellebees oh, there's nothing unfortunate about pedobears unfollowing you.
@ellebees Oh dear. This is too much responsibility.
@ellebees First off, block them. Block is one of my favorite words of all time
@ellebees But before you do so, make it clear that you are not underage and that you hate all things Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
@ellebees But make it clear that you hate her not because she's got the life you've always wanted, rather because she's annoying.
@Cheekiemunkey Hugs my dear! Always got room for one more woman in this house.
I love that Mike Myers doesn't sound like Austin Powers in this movie #inglouriousbasterds
@ivanahumpalott It'd be in your best interest to see this movie. It's terribly amazing
@catdsilver Yes sorry if I misspelled. THat'd have been a completely different movie if it were Myers.
@catdsilver Yep, he was in the scene where they introduced the British Soldier to the group.
@johncmayer I honestly wish you could see how lovable you make yourself sound with tweets like this. Very.
What is this snow that everyone's talking about? It stopped in December, here.
Watching 'Let's make a deal,' and Wayne Brady is sick. He sounds like a sick Drag Queen I once met at the Palms in Las Vegas.
Getting my taxes done tonight because even Old Fucks like me have to pay the piper.
@MCSafetyScissor Ouch, son. My ass hurts just thinking about that.
@LuizaVilleneuve That's true if they work and earn enough to do so.
Q:We're having a bad movie night party. Wh... A:Teen Witch. It's all I can think of tha... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/141223457
Q:What's the absolute WORST movie you've e... A:It was this horrifying Lifetime Movie st... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/141232419
Got my taxes done. Getting $25000 Simoleons back. Going directly into Maddy's college fund. If she becomes a stripper, I'm killing her...
...and using that money and whatever interest it's grown to build a studio. But whatever, I'll probably be dead by then.
I want Keenen Ivory Wayans to walk by, snap his fingers & say 'MESSAGE!' every time I say something important. Like this http://is.gd/7YzXR
@LuizaVilleneuve You can't. This isn't the 18th century, slavery is wrong.
@LuizaVilleneuve lol, so was mine :)
@LuizaVilleneuve HAHA no, I do not. But the name of the product was John Mayer Brand Old Man Vitamins.
@LuizaVilleneuve I'm grumpy but sarcastic. It's a fabulous mix. I'm never really angry.
@LuizaVilleneuve oh dear :). Considering I'm not the real thing but an impression/skit/spoof of @johncmayer, that'd be a lawsuit in-waiting.
@LuizaVilleneuve mood acid? Please explain :)
@LuizaVilleneuve wait, what does 'mood acid' mean?
@LuizaVilleneuve ahhh! makes more sense now
@LuizaVilleneuve There's no sense in ever holding anything back. If it has to be put out there, then do it.
@LuizaVilleneuve That show went off the air. I know nothing about Brazilian television.
@LuizaVilleneuve I guarantee you it was her decision and/or that she was well paid. Look her up on wikipedia
@LuizaVilleneuve it's completely random. There is no method to my madness. Nothing to be taken personally. I think I only actually know 20.
@LuizaVilleneuve Yep.
@Pixolita Have fun with that, sweetheart. Your tits are going to fall off in the frozen tundra that is Toronto. But I still care about you!
@LuizaVilleneuve will do! Gnite!
@Pixolita Awesome! Just letting you know they had fans around the world!
@LuizaVilleneuve *kisses*
@ecctv I...er, um, what?
@ellebees You're disgusting. No.
@ellebees that's a big HDU to you :)
@ivanahumpalott Pervs like that deserve to be locked away. *shudders*
@catdsilver I will, my love. God knows I'm not that flexible anymore.
@ellebees oh, there's nothing unfortunate about pedobears unfollowing you.
@ellebees Oh dear. This is too much responsibility.
@ellebees First off, block them. Block is one of my favorite words of all time
@ellebees But before you do so, make it clear that you are not underage and that you hate all things Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
@ellebees But make it clear that you hate her not because she's got the life you've always wanted, rather because she's annoying.
@Cheekiemunkey Hugs my dear! Always got room for one more woman in this house.
I love that Mike Myers doesn't sound like Austin Powers in this movie #inglouriousbasterds
@ivanahumpalott It'd be in your best interest to see this movie. It's terribly amazing
@catdsilver Yes sorry if I misspelled. THat'd have been a completely different movie if it were Myers.
@catdsilver Yep, he was in the scene where they introduced the British Soldier to the group.
@johncmayer I honestly wish you could see how lovable you make yourself sound with tweets like this. Very.
What is this snow that everyone's talking about? It stopped in December, here.
Watching 'Let's make a deal,' and Wayne Brady is sick. He sounds like a sick Drag Queen I once met at the Palms in Las Vegas.
Getting my taxes done tonight because even Old Fucks like me have to pay the piper.
@MCSafetyScissor Ouch, son. My ass hurts just thinking about that.
@LuizaVilleneuve That's true if they work and earn enough to do so.
Q:We're having a bad movie night party. Wh... A:Teen Witch. It's all I can think of tha... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/141223457
Q:What's the absolute WORST movie you've e... A:It was this horrifying Lifetime Movie st... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/141232419
Got my taxes done. Getting $25000 Simoleons back. Going directly into Maddy's college fund. If she becomes a stripper, I'm killing her...
...and using that money and whatever interest it's grown to build a studio. But whatever, I'll probably be dead by then.
I want Keenen Ivory Wayans to walk by, snap his fingers & say 'MESSAGE!' every time I say something important. Like this http://is.gd/7YzXR
@LuizaVilleneuve You can't. This isn't the 18th century, slavery is wrong.
@LuizaVilleneuve lol, so was mine :)
@LuizaVilleneuve HAHA no, I do not. But the name of the product was John Mayer Brand Old Man Vitamins.
@LuizaVilleneuve I'm grumpy but sarcastic. It's a fabulous mix. I'm never really angry.
@LuizaVilleneuve oh dear :). Considering I'm not the real thing but an impression/skit/spoof of @johncmayer, that'd be a lawsuit in-waiting.
@LuizaVilleneuve mood acid? Please explain :)
@LuizaVilleneuve wait, what does 'mood acid' mean?
@LuizaVilleneuve ahhh! makes more sense now
@LuizaVilleneuve There's no sense in ever holding anything back. If it has to be put out there, then do it.
@LuizaVilleneuve That show went off the air. I know nothing about Brazilian television.
@LuizaVilleneuve I guarantee you it was her decision and/or that she was well paid. Look her up on wikipedia
@LuizaVilleneuve it's completely random. There is no method to my madness. Nothing to be taken personally. I think I only actually know 20.
@LuizaVilleneuve Yep.
@Pixolita Have fun with that, sweetheart. Your tits are going to fall off in the frozen tundra that is Toronto. But I still care about you!
@LuizaVilleneuve will do! Gnite!
@Pixolita Awesome! Just letting you know they had fans around the world!
@LuizaVilleneuve *kisses*
@ecctv I...er, um, what?
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