Dear Twitter - WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Shit, everyone is falling down at the #olympics.
Here, let me hold you up by your vagina #olympics #pairsfigureskating
Important - If Wes Anderson directed Spiderman - http://is.gd/8tGka
@johncmayer Reading about such things so early in the morning have a positive effecton my prostate. I thank you.
My life today: http://is.gd/8xmJe
@STINGYBee I'm not real so no.
@STINGYBee Girl, I don't even know where to begin...
What is this, I can't even. http://is.gd/8xpuF There's even a remix: http://is.gd/8xpyX
@STINGYBee No, that's okay. Thanks though.
@STINGYBee Yeah, that never happened. I'm gonna have to contact @catdsilver for verification.
Plus, let's be honest: Lotion typically has petrolatum in it which breaks down condoms. I'm smarter than that. @STINGYBee
@STINGYBee Yeah...no.
WTF, is that Wisteria Lane? #LOST
Great #lost, now I can't stop laughing.
@ShenaniganJenn *ahem* CAUSE YOU AND I BOTH LAAAAAAAAAUUHHHHVVVED
TV commercials got me wondering: is there any body part that Brooke Shields won't sell for money?
@matt_nathanson If fLock knows everything, why doesn't he know how ironic it is to say such a thing?
I'd describe myself as a white leopard. A people person is not an animal #LOST
Look at the tits on that woman #LOST
How the fuck would the smoke monster get a book? #LOST
In honor of tonight's #lost, I bring you the real ending of 'Of Mice and Men.' http://is.gd/8y4Lq
Really, well I HEARD TWO MEN TALKING ON THE RADIO RT @ellebees: @JohnMayerAsASim @ShenaniganJenn IIIII SAW FIREWORKS FROM DA FREEWAY....
LA LA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RT @ellebees@ShenaniganJenn This is making me laugh too hard. CUZ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORDPLAY.
DAMMIT PEGGY BUNDY, YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND! #LOST
I vaguely remember seeing something about this on tv, which makes me think, that this probably isn't going to work #LOST
Also, regarding my last quote, #FAMILYGUYRELEVANT
RT @John_Locke_: Helen was big about walking, probably because her ex-husband was a shoes sales man. Glad she's happy now. #LOST
@John_Locke_ Let's talk about sex...
Someone tell Rich he can come back now
Ooooh, this skater is performing to 'Bold as Love,' the original by Hendrix
@Cheekiemunkey Hey there sexy girl...
The #olympics make me want to go back to Toronto.
Johnny Weir. If that kid wins a Gold for dancing to Lady Gaga...I'll eat my shoe
Shit, everyone is falling down at the #olympics.
Here, let me hold you up by your vagina #olympics #pairsfigureskating
Important - If Wes Anderson directed Spiderman - http://is.gd/8tGka
@johncmayer Reading about such things so early in the morning have a positive effecton my prostate. I thank you.
My life today: http://is.gd/8xmJe
@STINGYBee I'm not real so no.
@STINGYBee Girl, I don't even know where to begin...
What is this, I can't even. http://is.gd/8xpuF There's even a remix: http://is.gd/8xpyX
@STINGYBee No, that's okay. Thanks though.
@STINGYBee Yeah, that never happened. I'm gonna have to contact @catdsilver for verification.
Plus, let's be honest: Lotion typically has petrolatum in it which breaks down condoms. I'm smarter than that. @STINGYBee
@STINGYBee Yeah...no.
WTF, is that Wisteria Lane? #LOST
Great #lost, now I can't stop laughing.
@ShenaniganJenn *ahem* CAUSE YOU AND I BOTH LAAAAAAAAAUUHHHHVVVED
TV commercials got me wondering: is there any body part that Brooke Shields won't sell for money?
@matt_nathanson If fLock knows everything, why doesn't he know how ironic it is to say such a thing?
I'd describe myself as a white leopard. A people person is not an animal #LOST
Look at the tits on that woman #LOST
How the fuck would the smoke monster get a book? #LOST
In honor of tonight's #lost, I bring you the real ending of 'Of Mice and Men.' http://is.gd/8y4Lq
Really, well I HEARD TWO MEN TALKING ON THE RADIO RT @ellebees: @JohnMayerAsASim @ShenaniganJenn IIIII SAW FIREWORKS FROM DA FREEWAY....
LA LA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RT @ellebees@ShenaniganJenn This is making me laugh too hard. CUZ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORDPLAY.
DAMMIT PEGGY BUNDY, YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND! #LOST
I vaguely remember seeing something about this on tv, which makes me think, that this probably isn't going to work #LOST
Also, regarding my last quote, #FAMILYGUYRELEVANT
RT @John_Locke_: Helen was big about walking, probably because her ex-husband was a shoes sales man. Glad she's happy now. #LOST
@John_Locke_ Let's talk about sex...
Someone tell Rich he can come back now
Ooooh, this skater is performing to 'Bold as Love,' the original by Hendrix
@Cheekiemunkey Hey there sexy girl...
The #olympics make me want to go back to Toronto.
Johnny Weir. If that kid wins a Gold for dancing to Lady Gaga...I'll eat my shoe
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