Uriel Jones looked a lot like Samuel L Jackson. Way to go Grammys for making me think that Jackson died this year AND that he was a musician
@circusizedpnuts I can't remember who you are or why I'm following you but you are delightful.
Yes, we're both in that club that meets every Tuesday The Big Penis Club RT @circusizedpnuts: @JohnMayerAsASim I'm also hung like a Rhino.
Yes, always has. More so salt than pepper these days, though. One day, it was oregano and I was confused @circusizedpnuts
I'm in the livingroom and mine are still in the bathroom @circusizedpnuts @bearheadedgirl
Don't listen to her, @circusizedpnuts. @bearheadedgirl's jumbo yummies are fluffy and fun and stacked. My favorite kind.
Quite the opposite, @circusizedpnuts I try to keep things toned. I work out fifteen minutes a day.
@circusizedpnuts It's very clear that you and I should have a Las Vegas show.
@circusizedpnuts I've met him once. He wrote 'Danke Schoen' about my giving him one of my ex-wives.
@circusizedpnuts it only counts if they succeeded
@johncmayer That sounds great, Jack Donaghy!
@circusizedpnuts Make sure it's gold. I patented it back in the day. 24 carats. Polish one out for the extra shine.
Today is Maddy's birthday. She turns another year cuter!
I miss Fred Gwynne. We used to golf and drink together.
http://twitpic.com/10yn7b - Photos from Maddy's birthday party and others!
http://twitpic.com/10yo1z - Pics from Maddy's birthday. And others. I mean it this time!
This is the reason my family hates me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmkqFoExHMA
@MCSafetyScissor i'll be in after my late night John Mayer Brand Old Man shower
@VannyDel I'm going to toss out all my Viagra and just listen to you speak from now on before getting into bed. My wife will be pleased.
@VannyDel I just came. Time to take my john mayer brand old man shower and pass out for the night.
@circusizedpnuts I can't remember who you are or why I'm following you but you are delightful.
Yes, we're both in that club that meets every Tuesday The Big Penis Club RT @circusizedpnuts: @JohnMayerAsASim I'm also hung like a Rhino.
Yes, always has. More so salt than pepper these days, though. One day, it was oregano and I was confused @circusizedpnuts
I'm in the livingroom and mine are still in the bathroom @circusizedpnuts @bearheadedgirl
Don't listen to her, @circusizedpnuts. @bearheadedgirl's jumbo yummies are fluffy and fun and stacked. My favorite kind.
Quite the opposite, @circusizedpnuts I try to keep things toned. I work out fifteen minutes a day.
@circusizedpnuts It's very clear that you and I should have a Las Vegas show.
@circusizedpnuts I've met him once. He wrote 'Danke Schoen' about my giving him one of my ex-wives.
@circusizedpnuts it only counts if they succeeded
@johncmayer That sounds great, Jack Donaghy!
@circusizedpnuts Make sure it's gold. I patented it back in the day. 24 carats. Polish one out for the extra shine.
Today is Maddy's birthday. She turns another year cuter!
I miss Fred Gwynne. We used to golf and drink together.
http://twitpic.com/10yn7b - Photos from Maddy's birthday party and others!
http://twitpic.com/10yo1z - Pics from Maddy's birthday. And others. I mean it this time!
This is the reason my family hates me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmkqFoExHMA
@MCSafetyScissor i'll be in after my late night John Mayer Brand Old Man shower
@VannyDel I'm going to toss out all my Viagra and just listen to you speak from now on before getting into bed. My wife will be pleased.
@VannyDel I just came. Time to take my john mayer brand old man shower and pass out for the night.
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