@johncmayer If your music weren't around I probably would've offed myself years ago. Even happier that you have the personality to match it!
What is up with all this cock chat tonight? I don't know where to start...
Why does my damn neighbor insist on mowing the lawn at 5am? I don't understand kids these days.
@caitinlv why aren't you in zorap talking dirty to me?
@caitinlv Ahhh
Trufax: Judd Nelson and I used to hang out and discuss hair products.
Goddammit, I love the movie 'Robots.' Watching it with Maddy on the couch.
Dear Sarah Palin: Do you think that every country singer lives Nashville? Suck my dick and go away.
So Sarah Palin wants people who have no experience to come out and run for office. Why not? She did. See how well that worked out.
@ebertchicago Sarah Palin wants people who have no experience to come out and run for office. Why not? She did. See how well that worked out
@ebertchicago Tips for speaking like Sarah Palin: 1) repeat yourself in trifold and 2) occasionally toss in the word 'God'
@angrymom80 Yeah, and he was, like totally a TV sports caster and a beauty pageant queen before being elected President. Totes agree.
Oh Sarah Palin: Saying "We Win, They Lose" isn't a plan when asked what your plan is. How very specific of you.
Also Sarah Palin, I guess you like food for dinner, drinks when you're thirsty and fun for when you're bored.
Of course, Sarah Palin, it's the media's fault that you're controversial. Why would it ever be your fault? Sorry.
Best word ever heard on MSNBC right now, though I had to make Maddy leave the room to fully enjoy it, 'Abortocentrism.' Love it.
@angrymom80 Get an education and stop picking fights on twitterland. Not engaging, thank you.
@MCSafetyScissor Take some pictures for me, I'll be there in 3 days with my walker.
The reason why Sarah Palin wasn't given any hope and change is because she isn't smart enough to handle any of it.
@caitinlv oh my Las Vegas Betty
What is up with all this cock chat tonight? I don't know where to start...
Why does my damn neighbor insist on mowing the lawn at 5am? I don't understand kids these days.
@caitinlv why aren't you in zorap talking dirty to me?
@caitinlv Ahhh
Trufax: Judd Nelson and I used to hang out and discuss hair products.
Goddammit, I love the movie 'Robots.' Watching it with Maddy on the couch.
Dear Sarah Palin: Do you think that every country singer lives Nashville? Suck my dick and go away.
So Sarah Palin wants people who have no experience to come out and run for office. Why not? She did. See how well that worked out.
@ebertchicago Sarah Palin wants people who have no experience to come out and run for office. Why not? She did. See how well that worked out
@ebertchicago Tips for speaking like Sarah Palin: 1) repeat yourself in trifold and 2) occasionally toss in the word 'God'
@angrymom80 Yeah, and he was, like totally a TV sports caster and a beauty pageant queen before being elected President. Totes agree.
Oh Sarah Palin: Saying "We Win, They Lose" isn't a plan when asked what your plan is. How very specific of you.
Also Sarah Palin, I guess you like food for dinner, drinks when you're thirsty and fun for when you're bored.
Of course, Sarah Palin, it's the media's fault that you're controversial. Why would it ever be your fault? Sorry.
Best word ever heard on MSNBC right now, though I had to make Maddy leave the room to fully enjoy it, 'Abortocentrism.' Love it.
@angrymom80 Get an education and stop picking fights on twitterland. Not engaging, thank you.
@MCSafetyScissor Take some pictures for me, I'll be there in 3 days with my walker.
The reason why Sarah Palin wasn't given any hope and change is because she isn't smart enough to handle any of it.
@caitinlv oh my Las Vegas Betty
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