What fun I'll have by looking up "Skating + Olympics + Blunders" on Youtube
Because of ONTD, I took four minutes to listen to snippets of the new Joanna Newsom album. She had vocal surgery. Still can't sing.
http://is.gd/8YNu7 really? Better keep them babbies up in yer vaginnies if you know what's good fo' yer fuchure. Look out for his "apology."
Today, Maddy asked me what a wedding dress was. I told her it was something she can buy when I'm dead/she's 40. Whichever happens first.
RT @JMStore We're giving away 6 Custom JM @moleskine Notebooks: 3 to @JMStore followers & 3 to RTers. Contest ends 2/28.
Oh looky me being cranky today
@DeniceEMF you didnt' get hacked, you just had to change your password. I'll follow ya, sweetie!
@DeniceEMF Oh, fuck. Sorry to hear that
@pixolita beaches. Toronto. Really?!
@Pixolita Ick. I forget. Is it that much warmer in May than June? Last time I was there in May was 9 years ago.
Happy Birthday @bobmaron! You are a wonderful ascot wearing, sweet fatherly man! Thank you for everything! - @sallyblock
Do what I want in bed and I won't take it away. RT @catdsilver: God it feels so god to be in my car again and driving.
LOST TIME. GET READY TO BE PISSED AT ME FOR LIVE TWEETING.
"Jack, why are they all staring at me?"
"Just ignore them."
WHAT KIND OF AN AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL IS THIS?
Jin's sporting some hot boxers
Fuck, it was all good and fun until Kate showed up.
look again, THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
@ellebees You're welcome
You never saw it before because the writers are essentially making things up as they go along.
"We welcome all candidates" - I see what you did there.
Yes, I knew you were riding that horse backwards.
Time to watch White Trash and Pregnant.
@brandonbarash Is that a real scar on your chest or cosmetic?
Because of ONTD, I took four minutes to listen to snippets of the new Joanna Newsom album. She had vocal surgery. Still can't sing.
http://is.gd/8YNu7 really? Better keep them babbies up in yer vaginnies if you know what's good fo' yer fuchure. Look out for his "apology."
Today, Maddy asked me what a wedding dress was. I told her it was something she can buy when I'm dead/she's 40. Whichever happens first.
RT @JMStore We're giving away 6 Custom JM @moleskine Notebooks: 3 to @JMStore followers & 3 to RTers. Contest ends 2/28.
Oh looky me being cranky today
@DeniceEMF you didnt' get hacked, you just had to change your password. I'll follow ya, sweetie!
@DeniceEMF Oh, fuck. Sorry to hear that
@pixolita beaches. Toronto. Really?!
@Pixolita Ick. I forget. Is it that much warmer in May than June? Last time I was there in May was 9 years ago.
Happy Birthday @bobmaron! You are a wonderful ascot wearing, sweet fatherly man! Thank you for everything! - @sallyblock
Do what I want in bed and I won't take it away. RT @catdsilver: God it feels so god to be in my car again and driving.
LOST TIME. GET READY TO BE PISSED AT ME FOR LIVE TWEETING.
"Jack, why are they all staring at me?"
"Just ignore them."
WHAT KIND OF AN AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL IS THIS?
Jin's sporting some hot boxers
Fuck, it was all good and fun until Kate showed up.
look again, THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
@ellebees You're welcome
You never saw it before because the writers are essentially making things up as they go along.
"We welcome all candidates" - I see what you did there.
Yes, I knew you were riding that horse backwards.
Time to watch White Trash and Pregnant.
@brandonbarash Is that a real scar on your chest or cosmetic?
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