JM, As a Sim

You know, if you guys would STFU, we could hear the announcers say their names and you wouldn't have to repeat.
Donald Sutherland is an honorary member of our Boys Club. @circusizedpnuts
Oh look, Olympic fail.
Shawn White needs to lay off the crack. Oh my god, it's just fire. Sit the fuck down, ginger kid.
You've been to the Olympics before, White #Olympics
@LuckyTheresa Thanks pretty lady!
@WNYT Yes we care about Twitter but why waste valuable time on a segment featuring a woman Twittering the birth of her baby?
@WNYT It would be one thing if she was the first to think of it but I guarantee you, she's not.
@jimmyfallon This is what it would've been like had Conan agreed to that horrible idea.
@VannyDel That was a great interview. They should post it on TRYJM so it'll move shit down the page.
Making Maddy watch Pretty in Pink so that she stays grounded as an individual. And so that she never dates a guy named Blane.
@ellebees At least date someone named Mack, like a Mack truck. Someone who can do some major damage to you, someone who's packing.
@ellebees I mean, feel the way your mouth moves when you say 'Blane.' Ew. Mack however...ooh, even a 72 year old man like me gets hard.
Ohno is exciting! #olympics
@VannyDel make sure he ain't your brother
Time to randomly friend people again...away we go!
Watching the Olympics with Maddy. She loves it.
@_drina Naw, am looking for people who don't suck.
Speaking of Secretary, it's on IFC/
@SugarPlumKelly MS or MSM?
@MCSafetyScissor later on, am in the middle of something! :)
I forgot how much I loved speed skating
AAAAAAAAAH #olympics
Those are NOT pigtails...Those are braids NBC telecaster. #olympics.