Drunk Billy, you will be missed: http://is.gd/7Z21T
@johncmayer Charleston doesn't beat SPAC
RT @Benjamin__Linus Benjamin Linus always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego...It's true.
@CraigyFerg Look at all these sycophants. I'm gonna be original and say 'Hello!!!!!!' From one old cranky bastard to another, welcome aboard
@Sayid_Jarrah my creator @sallyblock seriously wants to do you as a congratulatory present for being alive.
Getting ready to go on that aforementioned tour with Lady Gaga.
*Practices in front of a mirror to 'Bad Romance'* Hey! Cause I'm a free bitch, baby! You know that I want you, and you know that I need you!
The surprise on the tour is that for one night I'll be singing the entire song. Just me. Lady Gaga on backup vocals. #picsoritdidnthappen
My wife, Cat says the same about me. RT @caitinlv: Even if I put a muzzle on my freaky little dog Kokomo, he'd find a way to keep barking.
@caitinlv be there in 2 days with my walker and jazzercizing to Lady Gaga
Smartest fucking person on the Internet, people. #LOST RT @circusizedpnuts: I'm totally going offline so no one spoils it for me.
Now singing: 'Told You I Was Freaky' by Flight of the Conchords
@Vanessa_Rose Gotta look pretty for when the happiness comes back.
Why did I say @circusizedpnuts was so smart? Cause he'll be one less person bitching about people like me tweeting about #LOST. & He's cool.
@LuizaVilleneuve I just pictured a sea of elderly men and women, literally crashing into each other like waves of the sea. Laughing too hard
@LuizaVilleneuve but i think it's essential for the elderly to be connected to the world and feel important and not neglected.
Q:What is the most embarrassing thing that... A:I have a photo of it. http://twitpic.co... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/145756506
Great question, @vannydel
http://twitpic.com/12ajr1 - A moment from the past, featuring Walls as a child.
@bunnyears I did.
Would you like to donate to @johnmayerasasim and help with the purchase of new sets? Please visit http://is.gd/82FXC
Or you can be noble and donate to Haiti. www.redcross.org
@kweenie One single grain of rice ain't gonna feed you, pretty lady!
Or, you can donate to the Salvation Army http://is.gd/82H1p
Or, you can donate to Planned Parenthood. http://is.gd/82HfF
@LuizaVilleneuve You mean, the Brazilian press doesn't show it? For days we were bombarded with it here in the States.
@LuizaVilleneuve That's fucking sad. Then you have to turn to the internet.
@LuizaVilleneuve Absolutely not, it's going to take a lot of time to recover.
@LuizaVilleneuve There are places in New Orleans that are still recovering from Katrina. But that happened 4 years ago, not 4 weeks ago.
Why does my iPod insist I listen to Missy Elliott's Gossip Folks?
@kweenie Oh, well then. Carry on!
@LuizaVilleneuve We're not. Trust me.
@tonyheld http://twitpic.com/12ap2t - Oh, snazzy.
@LuizaVilleneuve See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanitarian_response_by_national_governments_to_the_2010_Haiti_earthquake
@LuizaVilleneuve Me, lol, for I'm the grand manager ofo me :)
@LuizaVilleneuve Of me, rather
@LuizaVilleneuve We have to. Human condition.
Is that supposed to be shocking? RT @mtvnews: Michael Jackson Was Very Thin, Sickly Before Death, Autopsy Finds http://bit.ly/cIdOdv
@rinygrin MICHAEL JACKSON WAS THIN AND PALE? SICKLY LOOKING? REALLY? No. UNBELIEVABLE.
@Vanessa_Rose Put the word 'stud' above your left tit. Very attention getting and attractive.
@LuizaVilleneuve Yes, cannot get away from what it suggests.
I have to say, @NaughtyRev is the best thing I've found on Twitter in a long time. Kudos to you for your sheer existence.
@NaughtyRev You're welcome <3
@CraigyFerg You make it look like your show happens in an abandoned shack for some cult. I'll be there in 3 days with a walking cane. *kiss*
@CraigyFerg I'll also bring the Kool Aid. Hope you like Blue flavor!!!!!!
@NaughtyRev and she wants it more than twice a month.
If that's all we see of Claire for this season, Imma be pissed.
@Sayid_Jarrah can you live the rest of your life with your shirt off? Everyone would be happier
Shit, it really is that guy from 'It's Always Sunny.'
@cwm76 Well you know what they say, tears make the perfect lube.
Wow Kate, way to think only of yourself and not of your grieving friend. Stupid bitch #LOST
@bunnyears Why do you think I've always been so mean to my wives?
@bunnyears Except for @catdsilver. She makes herself cry before we have intimates.
@ellebees I cannot wait for Island Claire to up and kill Kate. Gunshot between the eyes before finding out where Aaron is.
@ellebees Wait, no. After.
@ellebees Nope, just let Kate get her comeuppance and Claire her baby.
@johncmayer Charleston doesn't beat SPAC
RT @Benjamin__Linus Benjamin Linus always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego...It's true.
@CraigyFerg Look at all these sycophants. I'm gonna be original and say 'Hello!!!!!!' From one old cranky bastard to another, welcome aboard
@Sayid_Jarrah my creator @sallyblock seriously wants to do you as a congratulatory present for being alive.
Getting ready to go on that aforementioned tour with Lady Gaga.
*Practices in front of a mirror to 'Bad Romance'* Hey! Cause I'm a free bitch, baby! You know that I want you, and you know that I need you!
The surprise on the tour is that for one night I'll be singing the entire song. Just me. Lady Gaga on backup vocals. #picsoritdidnthappen
My wife, Cat says the same about me. RT @caitinlv: Even if I put a muzzle on my freaky little dog Kokomo, he'd find a way to keep barking.
@caitinlv be there in 2 days with my walker and jazzercizing to Lady Gaga
Smartest fucking person on the Internet, people. #LOST RT @circusizedpnuts: I'm totally going offline so no one spoils it for me.
Now singing: 'Told You I Was Freaky' by Flight of the Conchords
@Vanessa_Rose Gotta look pretty for when the happiness comes back.
Why did I say @circusizedpnuts was so smart? Cause he'll be one less person bitching about people like me tweeting about #LOST. & He's cool.
@LuizaVilleneuve I just pictured a sea of elderly men and women, literally crashing into each other like waves of the sea. Laughing too hard
@LuizaVilleneuve but i think it's essential for the elderly to be connected to the world and feel important and not neglected.
Q:What is the most embarrassing thing that... A:I have a photo of it. http://twitpic.co... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/145756506
Great question, @vannydel
http://twitpic.com/12ajr1 - A moment from the past, featuring Walls as a child.
@bunnyears I did.
Would you like to donate to @johnmayerasasim and help with the purchase of new sets? Please visit http://is.gd/82FXC
Or you can be noble and donate to Haiti. www.redcross.org
@kweenie One single grain of rice ain't gonna feed you, pretty lady!
Or, you can donate to the Salvation Army http://is.gd/82H1p
Or, you can donate to Planned Parenthood. http://is.gd/82HfF
@LuizaVilleneuve You mean, the Brazilian press doesn't show it? For days we were bombarded with it here in the States.
@LuizaVilleneuve That's fucking sad. Then you have to turn to the internet.
@LuizaVilleneuve Absolutely not, it's going to take a lot of time to recover.
@LuizaVilleneuve There are places in New Orleans that are still recovering from Katrina. But that happened 4 years ago, not 4 weeks ago.
Why does my iPod insist I listen to Missy Elliott's Gossip Folks?
@kweenie Oh, well then. Carry on!
@LuizaVilleneuve We're not. Trust me.
@tonyheld http://twitpic.com/12ap2t - Oh, snazzy.
@LuizaVilleneuve See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanitarian_response_by_national_governments_to_the_2010_Haiti_earthquake
@LuizaVilleneuve Me, lol, for I'm the grand manager ofo me :)
@LuizaVilleneuve Of me, rather
@LuizaVilleneuve We have to. Human condition.
Is that supposed to be shocking? RT @mtvnews: Michael Jackson Was Very Thin, Sickly Before Death, Autopsy Finds http://bit.ly/cIdOdv
@rinygrin MICHAEL JACKSON WAS THIN AND PALE? SICKLY LOOKING? REALLY? No. UNBELIEVABLE.
@Vanessa_Rose Put the word 'stud' above your left tit. Very attention getting and attractive.
@LuizaVilleneuve Yes, cannot get away from what it suggests.
I have to say, @NaughtyRev is the best thing I've found on Twitter in a long time. Kudos to you for your sheer existence.
@NaughtyRev You're welcome <3
@CraigyFerg You make it look like your show happens in an abandoned shack for some cult. I'll be there in 3 days with a walking cane. *kiss*
@CraigyFerg I'll also bring the Kool Aid. Hope you like Blue flavor!!!!!!
@NaughtyRev and she wants it more than twice a month.
If that's all we see of Claire for this season, Imma be pissed.
@Sayid_Jarrah can you live the rest of your life with your shirt off? Everyone would be happier
Shit, it really is that guy from 'It's Always Sunny.'
@cwm76 Well you know what they say, tears make the perfect lube.
Wow Kate, way to think only of yourself and not of your grieving friend. Stupid bitch #LOST
@bunnyears Why do you think I've always been so mean to my wives?
@bunnyears Except for @catdsilver. She makes herself cry before we have intimates.
@ellebees I cannot wait for Island Claire to up and kill Kate. Gunshot between the eyes before finding out where Aaron is.
@ellebees Wait, no. After.
@ellebees Nope, just let Kate get her comeuppance and Claire her baby.
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