@DexterFanWeb Not exactly but I'll take you.
@Pixolita I'll be there in a half hour.
@heidimontag and @spencerpratt are following me now. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE MADE IT! WE'VE LEFT EACH OTHER ON THE WAY, TO ANOTHER LOVE...
Ugh. DIAF, please.
Sleep time, Maddy. Get a glass of water and go back to your room. No monsters here. I've sent those two away.
Watching the fuckery that is this Joan Crawford movie on AMC.
Watching the fuckery that is this Joan Crawford movie on TMC, sorry.
@kisstheground I don't know. Something where her daughter killed a guy and she tried to take the fall.
RT @KevinMarshall Next fauxhawk I see on a guy, I'm yelling out "Cock-a-doodle-douche!"
@krisarms That's okay, that's all there is to think about when I see her as well. I just yell at my kids to move out when they bother me.
My life, every fucking day http://is.gd/8g9zd
@ShenaniganJenn Are you also happy that I yell at my kids to move out when they bother me? THought I'd earn points for that too.
@krisarms Have fun living through mine. All 8 million kids I know and do not know about.
@krisarms Sounds like the best fucking thing I've ever heard. Oh my god.
@catdsilver I'd teach them how to act younger cause they need to. Acting younger will keep me living forever. Clinton says hi to your tits.
At Sbux, the men's room is out of order. Have been instructed to use the ladies room. Watch out ladies, old man Johnny's trenchcoat trick!
@ebertchicago What a wonderful title.
@jimmyfallon If they were good at curling, they would spend most of their time curling and nothing else. No need for condoms.
If Firefox were a real person, I'd toss them into oncoming traffic.
@MCSafetyScissor I think I fixed it by deleting my cookies. Still making a human/robot Firefox prototype, pushing into traffic. Pix later.
@eliroth Incorrect sir, it was Jewish Bear Americans for $2000.
@MCSafetyScissor Then I'd get arrested for animal abuse. This is much safer for my reputation.
@NZAfro Please to learn how.
I'd love to earn 1,000 followers today.
But of course this means I'd have 1,000 emails in my inbox. That'd be an interesting day.
@eliroth HA, well I was right about the dollar amount!
You all are breaking a poor old man's heart for not doing my bidding and #followfriday pimping me. I'm awesome & my balls are still tight.
@circusizedpnuts Didn't we agree I'd achieved that last night?
@KarenRowena I always wondered what you are. But then I just stop and think 'Oh Rowe's 100% awesome and hot.'
Yes, minions, yes...RT MCSafetyScissor #FollowFriday @JohnMayerAsASim I was told that if I didnt FF him, he would punch a baby in the face.
@MCSafetyScissor And I'm in public right now, so the odds are higher.
@MCSafetyScissor Don't worry, I'll only go after the ugly ones.
Follow @circusizedpnuts, simply because he can crush you with his height #FollowFriday
That's beautiful RT: @ThisIsRobThomas: song of the day: STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT - OASIS
@circusizedpnuts Dammit, can't an old man with prostate issues and a beautiful wife w/jumbo yummies do anything right? #momoneymoproblems
@MCSafetyScissor Motha'uckas deserve it.
@ellebees AND I HAVE PROSTATE ISSUES, YOU FORGOT THE PROSTATE ISSUES!
@OscarSays Well, it is garbage food.
TIME TO BUY SOME HOTDOGS!
@circusizedpnuts What in the actual fuck? lol
@ellebees Team Pacey all the way. He was a stand up guy.
I love you Canada.
I really hate Nelly Furtado.
That song fucking sucked #Olympics
Where's the Degrassi Cast? Are they competing in the Olympics? @kevinmarshall? @anidee? Anyone?
Look out, somewhere in all of this is the answer to every secret from LOST. #olympics.
@KevinMarshall Look at those kids? They're not acting. They're walking around like 'WTF are these lights doing on my shit?!"
There's the island from LOST #Lost #OLYMPICS
Is this going to become a Michael Jackson tribute too? I hear "Will You Be There" playing distantly in the background #Olympics #MJ
Where's Jacob and the Man in black? Where's the giant four toed statue? #olympics
Eating hotdogs, masturbating and snarking at the Olympics. Great night. #oldmangreattimes
Where's the footage of dying, abandoned animals? #sarahmclachlan #olympics
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING THE SEINFELD THEME? #Olympics
@STINGYBee chill out, it really wasn't LMAO funny.
@Pixolita I'll be there in a half hour.
@heidimontag and @spencerpratt are following me now. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE MADE IT! WE'VE LEFT EACH OTHER ON THE WAY, TO ANOTHER LOVE...
Ugh. DIAF, please.
Sleep time, Maddy. Get a glass of water and go back to your room. No monsters here. I've sent those two away.
Watching the fuckery that is this Joan Crawford movie on AMC.
Watching the fuckery that is this Joan Crawford movie on TMC, sorry.
@kisstheground I don't know. Something where her daughter killed a guy and she tried to take the fall.
RT @KevinMarshall Next fauxhawk I see on a guy, I'm yelling out "Cock-a-doodle-douche!"
@krisarms That's okay, that's all there is to think about when I see her as well. I just yell at my kids to move out when they bother me.
My life, every fucking day http://is.gd/8g9zd
@ShenaniganJenn Are you also happy that I yell at my kids to move out when they bother me? THought I'd earn points for that too.
@krisarms Have fun living through mine. All 8 million kids I know and do not know about.
@krisarms Sounds like the best fucking thing I've ever heard. Oh my god.
@catdsilver I'd teach them how to act younger cause they need to. Acting younger will keep me living forever. Clinton says hi to your tits.
At Sbux, the men's room is out of order. Have been instructed to use the ladies room. Watch out ladies, old man Johnny's trenchcoat trick!
@ebertchicago What a wonderful title.
@jimmyfallon If they were good at curling, they would spend most of their time curling and nothing else. No need for condoms.
If Firefox were a real person, I'd toss them into oncoming traffic.
@MCSafetyScissor I think I fixed it by deleting my cookies. Still making a human/robot Firefox prototype, pushing into traffic. Pix later.
@eliroth Incorrect sir, it was Jewish Bear Americans for $2000.
@MCSafetyScissor Then I'd get arrested for animal abuse. This is much safer for my reputation.
@NZAfro Please to learn how.
I'd love to earn 1,000 followers today.
But of course this means I'd have 1,000 emails in my inbox. That'd be an interesting day.
@eliroth HA, well I was right about the dollar amount!
You all are breaking a poor old man's heart for not doing my bidding and #followfriday pimping me. I'm awesome & my balls are still tight.
@circusizedpnuts Didn't we agree I'd achieved that last night?
@KarenRowena I always wondered what you are. But then I just stop and think 'Oh Rowe's 100% awesome and hot.'
Yes, minions, yes...RT MCSafetyScissor #FollowFriday @JohnMayerAsASim I was told that if I didnt FF him, he would punch a baby in the face.
@MCSafetyScissor And I'm in public right now, so the odds are higher.
@MCSafetyScissor Don't worry, I'll only go after the ugly ones.
Follow @circusizedpnuts, simply because he can crush you with his height #FollowFriday
That's beautiful RT: @ThisIsRobThomas: song of the day: STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT - OASIS
@circusizedpnuts Dammit, can't an old man with prostate issues and a beautiful wife w/jumbo yummies do anything right? #momoneymoproblems
@MCSafetyScissor Motha'uckas deserve it.
@ellebees AND I HAVE PROSTATE ISSUES, YOU FORGOT THE PROSTATE ISSUES!
@OscarSays Well, it is garbage food.
TIME TO BUY SOME HOTDOGS!
@circusizedpnuts What in the actual fuck? lol
@ellebees Team Pacey all the way. He was a stand up guy.
I love you Canada.
I really hate Nelly Furtado.
That song fucking sucked #Olympics
Where's the Degrassi Cast? Are they competing in the Olympics? @kevinmarshall? @anidee? Anyone?
Look out, somewhere in all of this is the answer to every secret from LOST. #olympics.
@KevinMarshall Look at those kids? They're not acting. They're walking around like 'WTF are these lights doing on my shit?!"
There's the island from LOST #Lost #OLYMPICS
Is this going to become a Michael Jackson tribute too? I hear "Will You Be There" playing distantly in the background #Olympics #MJ
Where's Jacob and the Man in black? Where's the giant four toed statue? #olympics
Eating hotdogs, masturbating and snarking at the Olympics. Great night. #oldmangreattimes
Where's the footage of dying, abandoned animals? #sarahmclachlan #olympics
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING THE SEINFELD THEME? #Olympics
@STINGYBee chill out, it really wasn't LMAO funny.
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