@RosannaConner How dare you insinuate I don' tknow how to w00thoo0! BANHAMMAR!
@PIXOLITA I AM FOLLOWING YOU NOW!
@bearheadedgirl where you at?
@yearinla I highly doubt that.
@meganrabren you are awesome.
@bobmaron http://twitpic.com/m7t6q - Oh dude. I'm so there.
I have some great women in my harem. Thank you for a wonderful night. That includes you @mcsafetyscissor. Gnite all!
Y'all can be in my harem. But @catdsilver is my bottom bitch. Respect her.
If someone doesn't move their fucking car, I'm gonna vomit on a random SUV. Not sure if it's b/c I'm sick or b/c I took aleve on empty stom
@PaulaJacobson hehe.
@PaulaJacobson so am I funny or scary? I'm confused and intrigued.
@PaulaJacobson oh well to each their own :) it's just for fun, like my profile says.
@catdsilver I would love that
Hey isn't there a way to use your mouse as a remote?
@kweenie can't control my playlist remotely without a remote
@kweenie i know, i realized shortly after i hit enter
bathtime! shhhh!
If I really was a sim, I wouldn't have these bullshit problems. I wouldn't get sick, I could fix my own damn shower.
Then my life would be in the hands of a 26 year old Jewish girl who hasn't gotten laid in 5 months. But at least I would have over $1 mil.
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.*
http://johnmayerasasim.livejournal.com/
@onlybymoonlight so you're essentially two timing the initial bag. Classy. I dig it.
@onlybymoonlight I. Fully. Approve.
OH MY OH MY OH = bully beatdown.
i could fall asleep ON my cat. wtf.
i guess this means it's time to make some strips...or play the game. @catdsilver you're gonna get knocked up again. getting rid of belvedere
More python.
@VannyDel why wait for food? or are you sick too?
@VannyDel @sugarplumkelly oh great. my stomach has been effed up all day.
@PIXOLITA I AM FOLLOWING YOU NOW!
@bearheadedgirl where you at?
@yearinla I highly doubt that.
@meganrabren you are awesome.
@bobmaron http://twitpic.com/m7t6q - Oh dude. I'm so there.
I have some great women in my harem. Thank you for a wonderful night. That includes you @mcsafetyscissor. Gnite all!
Y'all can be in my harem. But @catdsilver is my bottom bitch. Respect her.
If someone doesn't move their fucking car, I'm gonna vomit on a random SUV. Not sure if it's b/c I'm sick or b/c I took aleve on empty stom
@PaulaJacobson hehe.
@PaulaJacobson so am I funny or scary? I'm confused and intrigued.
@PaulaJacobson oh well to each their own :) it's just for fun, like my profile says.
@catdsilver I would love that
Hey isn't there a way to use your mouse as a remote?
@kweenie can't control my playlist remotely without a remote
@kweenie i know, i realized shortly after i hit enter
bathtime! shhhh!
If I really was a sim, I wouldn't have these bullshit problems. I wouldn't get sick, I could fix my own damn shower.
Then my life would be in the hands of a 26 year old Jewish girl who hasn't gotten laid in 5 months. But at least I would have over $1 mil.
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.*
http://johnmayerasasim.livejournal.com/
@onlybymoonlight so you're essentially two timing the initial bag. Classy. I dig it.
@onlybymoonlight I. Fully. Approve.
OH MY OH MY OH = bully beatdown.
i could fall asleep ON my cat. wtf.
i guess this means it's time to make some strips...or play the game. @catdsilver you're gonna get knocked up again. getting rid of belvedere
More python.
@VannyDel why wait for food? or are you sick too?
@VannyDel @sugarplumkelly oh great. my stomach has been effed up all day.
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