@MCSafetyScissor but oh look, it's Harvey Keitel. And I'm reminded that I haven't been drunk in 2 weeks.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then I hit mute for five minutes.
@MCSafetyScissor that was the best thing ever. Tom Hanks, get your hand out of the jar. WIll someone please help TOm Hanks!?
Why are they letting a goat perform on SNL? #SNL
@danewhite007 all the time, my love, all the time.
@MCSafetyScissor you made me go to hulu and watch it
Okay, tell me Bill Hader could not play @johncmayer right now.
I love that Seth Meyers gave me a personal shout out. That was great. #SNLWeekendUpdate
@Sillak SPAM?
@Sillak or are you Rick Rolling me?
YAY a local shoutout to my boys over at RPI.
I'm guessing that Gerald Butler isn't ready for his cue?
I am so confused as to what the fuck is going on right now. But of course, there's Kristin Wiig. #SNL.
Fred Armisen would make an amazing @jianghomeshi. #snl
That looks like the robot who's always dry humping the washing machine on Robot Chicken #SNL
@Sillak I do not know what to say. Thank you but I am not John Mayer?
@Sillak It's sweet though :)
@cwm76 Please see that John sees this video. Someone sent it to me. It's really heartfelt but I'm not him so uhm - http://twurl.nl/pnsb34
I feel like doing a late night chat. Where my girls at?
I can't piss myself any more than I already have. I'm pissed out!
@VannyDel sweet...lemme make some hot cocoa
http://twitpic.com/lzo42 - New home
http://twitpic.com/lzo7n - New haircut. New game. Same old bullshit. Back soon.
@StalkSage wtf time is it there? it's 1:55am here in the states. i'm sleepy
@sabilbidubip Please redirect all tweets to @johncmayer.
@BobMaron thank you so much for all of that tonight! - Sally
@Chanosky aww
@cwm76 your new photo looks like you're saying 'Can you believe this shit?'
Look it, everybody, there's an article about me. Well, not ME but @sallyblock. So it's more awesome than me. Trufax. http://bit.ly/ZKJvw
So help me god, if you assholes from last night got me sick...I'm looking at you: @conormichael @SugarPlumKelly @VannyDel @BobMaron
and of course, my beloved @catdsilver...from way down in Florida.
@kweenie oh ick!
so you're like a mix of the both of us
@kweenie that last tweet was for you
@kweenie the fuck does being fat have to do with it?
@kweenie that's a goddamned shame.
With my sleep schedule so off kilter, I'm afraid of putting pen to paper because it's going to sound like a 4th grade book report.
@kweenie No, it's alright, people gotta know that these issues exist, which is why I linked it to both profiles
@kweenie happy happy world in which only certain people get sick. It doesn't work that way. Young people get sikc too and then wtf do you do
@kweenie good because my awesomeness is only further extended across the plains
@kweenie and shit happens, people need references, which is why I was so willing to talk about it to the reporter in that article.
@kweenie I'm 26 and I'm on welfare. It's not comfortable to talk about. Why should I be the only who's uncomfortable with it? Wake up.
@kweenie what state do you live in? go to your local social services dept and ask about foodstamps and medicaid. it doesn't hurt to ask.
@kweenie it doesn't have anything to do, with my case, with who will hire you or not. that's unemployment.
@kweenie And I completely agree. It's not just going to go away if you ignore the potholes in society. It's happening to your friends.
I wonder how many packets of Sugar in the Raw I've put into my coffee because my short term memory is blown to shit today. 5? Who are you?
@kweenie wonder why what?
@kweenie yeah, if i had an answer to that for both of us, I would have a job myself :)
@kweenie Yes :) There's a lot that goes undeserved in this nation. Lots of shifting that happens and it's abhorrent.
@kweenie wtf, right?
@StalkSage oh thank you, my dear! I like knowing that people are entertained by them! you have a wonderful day!
http://twitpic.com/lzo42 - Holy shit, @johncmayer! You could be on a boat, motherfucker! John Mayer, as a Sim. Coming back,
Looking for Sims scuba gear
wearing striped socks with floral shoes with blue jeans and a striped shirt. I am the epitome of awesomeville today.
@SugarPlumKelly that room is the only way an apple computer can get a virus, ffs
@scuba_gear please stop :)
@catdsilver - I hope you're feeling better!!!!!
Get ready @bobmaron. You will be featured in my next strip. Feel lucky
Dear firefox - get your shit together. Love always.
tell them i'm not here...
Dear @johncmayer - wtf is this? http://i37.tinypic.com/2q0153o.jpg
@VannyDel that's my favorite word (#namaste)
http://twitpic.com/m300i - For @bobmaron. A priceless painting within a new strip.
2 strips in one night. You all are lucky.
@VannyDel You too!
When was the first Mayercraft? 08? 07?
@SugarPlumKelly i was thinking so! thank you!
http://twitpic.com/m34rp - 2058: A look into the future for the 50th Mayercraft Carrier.
http://twitpic.com/m3571 - Original @johncmayer status http://twurl.nl/wrhw0b
New strip:2058: A look into the future for the 50th Mayercraft Carrier. http://twitpic.com/m3571
@VannyDel did you see this one? http://twitpic.com/m300i
@BunnyEars I enjoy photoshop. It's my best friend.
"Hay Laronduh! No, I got four people on hold but I can talk!"
@bearheadedgirl I'd only let it go if he's within $40 of the actual retail price.
@danewhite007 NO THAT'S AMERICAN BOY!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then I hit mute for five minutes.
@MCSafetyScissor that was the best thing ever. Tom Hanks, get your hand out of the jar. WIll someone please help TOm Hanks!?
Why are they letting a goat perform on SNL? #SNL
@danewhite007 all the time, my love, all the time.
@MCSafetyScissor you made me go to hulu and watch it
Okay, tell me Bill Hader could not play @johncmayer right now.
I love that Seth Meyers gave me a personal shout out. That was great. #SNLWeekendUpdate
@Sillak SPAM?
@Sillak or are you Rick Rolling me?
YAY a local shoutout to my boys over at RPI.
I'm guessing that Gerald Butler isn't ready for his cue?
I am so confused as to what the fuck is going on right now. But of course, there's Kristin Wiig. #SNL.
Fred Armisen would make an amazing @jianghomeshi. #snl
That looks like the robot who's always dry humping the washing machine on Robot Chicken #SNL
@Sillak I do not know what to say. Thank you but I am not John Mayer?
@Sillak It's sweet though :)
@cwm76 Please see that John sees this video. Someone sent it to me. It's really heartfelt but I'm not him so uhm - http://twurl.nl/pnsb34
I feel like doing a late night chat. Where my girls at?
I can't piss myself any more than I already have. I'm pissed out!
@VannyDel sweet...lemme make some hot cocoa
http://twitpic.com/lzo42 - New home
http://twitpic.com/lzo7n - New haircut. New game. Same old bullshit. Back soon.
@StalkSage wtf time is it there? it's 1:55am here in the states. i'm sleepy
@sabilbidubip Please redirect all tweets to @johncmayer.
@BobMaron thank you so much for all of that tonight! - Sally
@Chanosky aww
@cwm76 your new photo looks like you're saying 'Can you believe this shit?'
Look it, everybody, there's an article about me. Well, not ME but @sallyblock. So it's more awesome than me. Trufax. http://bit.ly/ZKJvw
So help me god, if you assholes from last night got me sick...I'm looking at you: @conormichael @SugarPlumKelly @VannyDel @BobMaron
and of course, my beloved @catdsilver...from way down in Florida.
@kweenie oh ick!
so you're like a mix of the both of us
@kweenie that last tweet was for you
@kweenie the fuck does being fat have to do with it?
@kweenie that's a goddamned shame.
With my sleep schedule so off kilter, I'm afraid of putting pen to paper because it's going to sound like a 4th grade book report.
@kweenie No, it's alright, people gotta know that these issues exist, which is why I linked it to both profiles
@kweenie happy happy world in which only certain people get sick. It doesn't work that way. Young people get sikc too and then wtf do you do
@kweenie good because my awesomeness is only further extended across the plains
@kweenie and shit happens, people need references, which is why I was so willing to talk about it to the reporter in that article.
@kweenie I'm 26 and I'm on welfare. It's not comfortable to talk about. Why should I be the only who's uncomfortable with it? Wake up.
@kweenie what state do you live in? go to your local social services dept and ask about foodstamps and medicaid. it doesn't hurt to ask.
@kweenie it doesn't have anything to do, with my case, with who will hire you or not. that's unemployment.
@kweenie And I completely agree. It's not just going to go away if you ignore the potholes in society. It's happening to your friends.
I wonder how many packets of Sugar in the Raw I've put into my coffee because my short term memory is blown to shit today. 5? Who are you?
@kweenie wonder why what?
@kweenie yeah, if i had an answer to that for both of us, I would have a job myself :)
@kweenie Yes :) There's a lot that goes undeserved in this nation. Lots of shifting that happens and it's abhorrent.
@kweenie wtf, right?
@StalkSage oh thank you, my dear! I like knowing that people are entertained by them! you have a wonderful day!
http://twitpic.com/lzo42 - Holy shit, @johncmayer! You could be on a boat, motherfucker! John Mayer, as a Sim. Coming back,
Looking for Sims scuba gear
wearing striped socks with floral shoes with blue jeans and a striped shirt. I am the epitome of awesomeville today.
@SugarPlumKelly that room is the only way an apple computer can get a virus, ffs
@scuba_gear please stop :)
@catdsilver - I hope you're feeling better!!!!!
Get ready @bobmaron. You will be featured in my next strip. Feel lucky
Dear firefox - get your shit together. Love always.
tell them i'm not here...
Dear @johncmayer - wtf is this? http://i37.tinypic.com/2q0153o.jpg
@VannyDel that's my favorite word (#namaste)
http://twitpic.com/m300i - For @bobmaron. A priceless painting within a new strip.
2 strips in one night. You all are lucky.
@VannyDel You too!
When was the first Mayercraft? 08? 07?
@SugarPlumKelly i was thinking so! thank you!
http://twitpic.com/m34rp - 2058: A look into the future for the 50th Mayercraft Carrier.
http://twitpic.com/m3571 - Original @johncmayer status http://twurl.nl/wrhw0b
New strip:2058: A look into the future for the 50th Mayercraft Carrier. http://twitpic.com/m3571
@VannyDel did you see this one? http://twitpic.com/m300i
@BunnyEars I enjoy photoshop. It's my best friend.
"Hay Laronduh! No, I got four people on hold but I can talk!"
@bearheadedgirl I'd only let it go if he's within $40 of the actual retail price.
@danewhite007 NO THAT'S AMERICAN BOY!
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