Fine, don't follow me. You ungrateful little...
@InfiniteLove09 yay - tell your friends.
@BearJewFacts I want 700 followers. Goddammit
It's cause I'm Jewish, isn't it?
@JHysler I'm likely to pull off this one when I get knocked up http://bit.ly/U0aAb
@InfiniteLove09 wait, why do i have to wait an hour and 30 minutes?
@InfiniteLove09 oh! i wish i had a proper tub and more importantly, proper bubbles!
@InfiniteLove09 I can purchase some from the Trader Joes. I have enough Sim dollars.
I have to say, it's a lot better to watch/listen to Katt Williams when you can hear the profanity. Mothafuckahs.
@ecctv don't you hate it when you catch someone staring at you with the 'i just caught the stomach bug' face?
@ecctv he's on comedy central right now, uncensored. i dunno where you live, but if you're on the east coast like meeeeeeeee
@ecctv i would love you even if you were canadian. Hear that #Canadians? I love you.
@mayercrafter i like your name. I'll follow back.
Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!) Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!) Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!) Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!)
SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEep. Been awake since 8:30 EST. Extra @SallyBlock Time. Trufax. @johnmayerasasim OUT!
neepers. sleepypants. yawn. goodnight.
This is my fave ep of Scrubs seasons past - the one with the Wasps, Barry Bostwick.
@uilos please have gotten a max.
@uilos or a mac. whatever. I'll be in the studio.
SPLIT PEA SOUP! The dinner of Sim Gangstas
RT @LeadToday: When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen
@michaelianblack you could, but you would be a Ken Doll.
Why did they turn the A/C on in here? it's 55 degrees, ffs?
@johncmayer keep them coming - the comic for this one is going to be epic. I've had a lot of coffee, so it should arrive this evening.
Have you ever wanted to ask me? You can ask questions here: http://is.gd/3VfK9 (blogger) & http://is.gd/3VfIw (Livejournal) #boredasfuck
@BearJewFacts how did you get so many followers?
Learn it, live it, love it. RT @ben_mayer: Practice random acts of aggression. It's quite liberating.
How come the sims can't have nose piercings? I demand a recount. @TheSims3
Have you lost YOUR accountabilibuddy?
Die Hard is on. One of the Encore stations. Plans for the evenign now made.
Have you ever wanted to ask me something? go here: http://is.gd/3VfK9 (blogger) & http://is.gd/3VfIw (Livejournal) #boredasfuck
@ecctv i love that the food in your sims is sparkling
Really, SNL is going there? That's just great. #SNL
@ecctv ha, awesome. we're the same.
I love it, because Richard Dawson was the type who would just tell you you were fucking wrong. And they deserved to know.
My dad's not a cellphone! Duhhh
First person to send me this SNL digital sketch as an MP3 will get featured in a comic. #shitiwillprobablyneverfollowthroughonbutreallywant
I just yelled out - DEEP HOUSE DISH!
@InfiniteLove09 yay - tell your friends.
@BearJewFacts I want 700 followers. Goddammit
It's cause I'm Jewish, isn't it?
@JHysler I'm likely to pull off this one when I get knocked up http://bit.ly/U0aAb
@InfiniteLove09 wait, why do i have to wait an hour and 30 minutes?
@InfiniteLove09 oh! i wish i had a proper tub and more importantly, proper bubbles!
@InfiniteLove09 I can purchase some from the Trader Joes. I have enough Sim dollars.
I have to say, it's a lot better to watch/listen to Katt Williams when you can hear the profanity. Mothafuckahs.
@ecctv don't you hate it when you catch someone staring at you with the 'i just caught the stomach bug' face?
@ecctv he's on comedy central right now, uncensored. i dunno where you live, but if you're on the east coast like meeeeeeeee
@ecctv i would love you even if you were canadian. Hear that #Canadians? I love you.
@mayercrafter i like your name. I'll follow back.
Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!) Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!) Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!) Follow back, young'n (hoo'hooo!)
SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEep. Been awake since 8:30 EST. Extra @SallyBlock Time. Trufax. @johnmayerasasim OUT!
neepers. sleepypants. yawn. goodnight.
This is my fave ep of Scrubs seasons past - the one with the Wasps, Barry Bostwick.
@uilos please have gotten a max.
@uilos or a mac. whatever. I'll be in the studio.
SPLIT PEA SOUP! The dinner of Sim Gangstas
RT @LeadToday: When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen
@michaelianblack you could, but you would be a Ken Doll.
Why did they turn the A/C on in here? it's 55 degrees, ffs?
@johncmayer keep them coming - the comic for this one is going to be epic. I've had a lot of coffee, so it should arrive this evening.
Have you ever wanted to ask me? You can ask questions here: http://is.gd/3VfK9 (blogger) & http://is.gd/3VfIw (Livejournal) #boredasfuck
@BearJewFacts how did you get so many followers?
Learn it, live it, love it. RT @ben_mayer: Practice random acts of aggression. It's quite liberating.
How come the sims can't have nose piercings? I demand a recount. @TheSims3
Have you lost YOUR accountabilibuddy?
Die Hard is on. One of the Encore stations. Plans for the evenign now made.
Have you ever wanted to ask me something? go here: http://is.gd/3VfK9 (blogger) & http://is.gd/3VfIw (Livejournal) #boredasfuck
@ecctv i love that the food in your sims is sparkling
Really, SNL is going there? That's just great. #SNL
@ecctv ha, awesome. we're the same.
I love it, because Richard Dawson was the type who would just tell you you were fucking wrong. And they deserved to know.
My dad's not a cellphone! Duhhh
First person to send me this SNL digital sketch as an MP3 will get featured in a comic. #shitiwillprobablyneverfollowthroughonbutreallywant
I just yelled out - DEEP HOUSE DISH!
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