@eliroth oh look, you're alive. Look at this - http://twitpic.com/jovt0
someone post this to the current ontd post about @eliroth. include the link. i want credit. and new followers! http://twitpic.com/jovt0
Why isn't 'Home Movies' on? Tim and Eric suck.
I'm very bored and very awake
@ladyofshalott06 I'm so glad someone else noticed.
@InfiniteLove09 very bubbly
@catdsilver be still. our marriage awaits.
@itsonalexa I knew there wsas a reason I followed you.
So thirsty. Working on it.
@elvisduran - myself, for obvious reasons. #johnmayer
Gonna be without real internet for the next few days. I'll be updating but no pictures.
RT @SallyBlock: @Johncmayer - stop twittering while you fuck.
Nice ass crack, chick sitting on a stoop that isn't yours while you smoke a cigarette and pretend to be a hipster.
I don't know why this girl who just walked past me shaved her head but it really works for her. It's lower than a buzzcut. Shit.
It's all in the face. Regardless of the sex, you really have to have the right bone structure for the full shave.
Dear @sonnydisco I don't know you but I read your 'Bio' section on twitter and I too would like to tug on your nuts while you sing showtunes
@sonnydisco Okay, I'm sold on you. Let's do this. Now following in 3, 2, 1...
OOH! I told her that she looked amazing with her hair shaved off! She said she did it because she could, I'm glad she doesn't have cancer!
@yokoono will you follow me back? I wanted to direct message you back and I can't! this sucks. this is not peaceful coexistence.
I fucking can't spell for shiat
@johncmayer Never forget, never surrender.
Brb - creating that facebook account.
I posted 12 photos on Facebook in the album "My family snapshots": http://bit.ly/2YnpXo
@idlikethat of course!
Hey, guess who's on facebook? http://bit.ly/4wz4lP
In about 20 minutes, I'm going to be high on benadryls. Expect some interesting tweets.
Oh and in case any of you were linkophobes, the answer is ME - http://bit.ly/4wz4lP
@catdsilver http://bit.ly/4wz4lP
Dear internet - the fuck is wrong with you?
Thank you, Dr. Appropriate!
@InfiniteLove09 wtf, lol. no. i had a small headache
Just so you all know, my updates will be repeating themselves on facebook because I've direct linked them.
@Jason_Pollock I've never even thought of using it for finding a job. Very interesting concept.
How different would your life be if you wrote a letter saying exactly what you needed to say to who you needed to say it to, and sent it?
@ontd_blueberry ha, this is my life
Offline for the rest of the evening. Pls send your queries to well, this. @cwm76
YOU WERE WATCHING BIG! RT @cwm76: Scattered pick churs...
offline.
@johncmayer http://twitpic.com/kk8hp - Cannot wait.
someone post this to the current ontd post about @eliroth. include the link. i want credit. and new followers! http://twitpic.com/jovt0
Why isn't 'Home Movies' on? Tim and Eric suck.
I'm very bored and very awake
@ladyofshalott06 I'm so glad someone else noticed.
@InfiniteLove09 very bubbly
@catdsilver be still. our marriage awaits.
@itsonalexa I knew there wsas a reason I followed you.
So thirsty. Working on it.
@elvisduran - myself, for obvious reasons. #johnmayer
Gonna be without real internet for the next few days. I'll be updating but no pictures.
RT @SallyBlock: @Johncmayer - stop twittering while you fuck.
Nice ass crack, chick sitting on a stoop that isn't yours while you smoke a cigarette and pretend to be a hipster.
I don't know why this girl who just walked past me shaved her head but it really works for her. It's lower than a buzzcut. Shit.
It's all in the face. Regardless of the sex, you really have to have the right bone structure for the full shave.
Dear @sonnydisco I don't know you but I read your 'Bio' section on twitter and I too would like to tug on your nuts while you sing showtunes
@sonnydisco Okay, I'm sold on you. Let's do this. Now following in 3, 2, 1...
OOH! I told her that she looked amazing with her hair shaved off! She said she did it because she could, I'm glad she doesn't have cancer!
@yokoono will you follow me back? I wanted to direct message you back and I can't! this sucks. this is not peaceful coexistence.
I fucking can't spell for shiat
@johncmayer Never forget, never surrender.
Brb - creating that facebook account.
I posted 12 photos on Facebook in the album "My family snapshots": http://bit.ly/2YnpXo
@idlikethat of course!
Hey, guess who's on facebook? http://bit.ly/4wz4lP
In about 20 minutes, I'm going to be high on benadryls. Expect some interesting tweets.
Oh and in case any of you were linkophobes, the answer is ME - http://bit.ly/4wz4lP
@catdsilver http://bit.ly/4wz4lP
Dear internet - the fuck is wrong with you?
Thank you, Dr. Appropriate!
@InfiniteLove09 wtf, lol. no. i had a small headache
Just so you all know, my updates will be repeating themselves on facebook because I've direct linked them.
@Jason_Pollock I've never even thought of using it for finding a job. Very interesting concept.
How different would your life be if you wrote a letter saying exactly what you needed to say to who you needed to say it to, and sent it?
@ontd_blueberry ha, this is my life
Offline for the rest of the evening. Pls send your queries to well, this. @cwm76
YOU WERE WATCHING BIG! RT @cwm76: Scattered pick churs...
offline.
@johncmayer http://twitpic.com/kk8hp - Cannot wait.
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