@JonforMayor I'm so glad you're back
@catdsilver If your eating disorder could grow up and learn to speak and one day cure cancer...or be aborted.
@catdsilver The sims do not allow for abortions, no matter how much @johnmayerasasim bitches about his house being cluttered
@catdsilver it's far too late. she's like 8 months along.
Where is the love? It's right here: RT @catdsilver: Dear world, @johnmayerasasim is kinda the best thing to happen to twitter since the ...
@catdsilver http://twitpic.com/lb71v - Love it
@catdsilver that's just classy
Why am I awake? Best answer gets a personalized strip mailed to them. #probablyneverfulfillingthis
@catdsilver It's highly possible!
@kweenie Oh where did you come from? I like!
@kweenie and you appear to know @catdsilver. for this, i follow you
http://twitpic.com/lc9d3 - @johncmayer, when you vomit, it's more of a technicolor rainbow, isn't it? Oh well. BABIES!
@kweenie ahhh! so am i!
okay kiddies, i need to sleep, badass or not :)
I want this to be his last marriage - http://twitpic.com/lc9d3
@infiniteLove09 that Mother Theresa quote is a good one
Time to run. time to run.
@TheSims3 playing catch, vomiting, being pregnant, doing science projects.
@wwhistleblower I'd love to be one of you, not just because I'm not one of them but because I'd like to get it.
@wwhistleblower well that's good to hear. I was feeling shitty today and that made me feel better. Besides, John Mayer =/= a Sim. Duh :-D
Regarding Stephen Gately, how do you die of natural causes at 33? #idontgetit
Ooh, Die Hard is on. And the scene where the douchebag sales guy dies is happening. Awesome times for everybody!
@Lbcute That's PP for you!
@Lbcute One of the Encore channels and Planned Parenthood
@Lbcute They always operate on their own time zone there
@ellebees I feel like she looks like Drew Barrymore speaks. Does that make sense?
I'm Agent Johnson, this is special Agent Johnson. No relation.
@cwm76 Bonus points if this happened at Woodbury
@cwm76 why would you say that?
I am NOT downloading Ed Hardy shirts for the sims
However, Disney babies t-shirts? Yes
@WWhistleblower I didn't know that Twitter was meant to be a pissing contest over who could have the most accounts. Guess I'm losing with 2.
@WWhistleblower Well, 3 if you count @svexsal, I wanted to squat that account cause it's my AIM name. WTF ever.
@kweenie I have no idea wtf happened to him
I BOUGHT HOT COCOA TODAY!
I do not understand the appeal of Colbie Callait.
@WWhistleblower I feel like you're talking about Eli Roth.
WTF there were only 4 marshmallows in this packet of hot cocoa? Swiss miss? Swiss LIES!
@petewentz do you have health care?
Can't wait to hear rumours about John Mayer and Jessica Simpson reunions considering they're both in NYC right now...waiting.
Maybe I should go manage an IHop
@catdsilver do you get SMS updates to your phone from me? kudos. it's on :)
@catdsilver If your eating disorder could grow up and learn to speak and one day cure cancer...or be aborted.
@catdsilver The sims do not allow for abortions, no matter how much @johnmayerasasim bitches about his house being cluttered
@catdsilver it's far too late. she's like 8 months along.
Where is the love? It's right here: RT @catdsilver: Dear world, @johnmayerasasim is kinda the best thing to happen to twitter since the ...
@catdsilver http://twitpic.com/lb71v - Love it
@catdsilver that's just classy
Why am I awake? Best answer gets a personalized strip mailed to them. #probablyneverfulfillingthis
@catdsilver It's highly possible!
@kweenie Oh where did you come from? I like!
@kweenie and you appear to know @catdsilver. for this, i follow you
http://twitpic.com/lc9d3 - @johncmayer, when you vomit, it's more of a technicolor rainbow, isn't it? Oh well. BABIES!
@kweenie ahhh! so am i!
okay kiddies, i need to sleep, badass or not :)
I want this to be his last marriage - http://twitpic.com/lc9d3
@infiniteLove09 that Mother Theresa quote is a good one
Time to run. time to run.
@TheSims3 playing catch, vomiting, being pregnant, doing science projects.
@wwhistleblower I'd love to be one of you, not just because I'm not one of them but because I'd like to get it.
@wwhistleblower well that's good to hear. I was feeling shitty today and that made me feel better. Besides, John Mayer =/= a Sim. Duh :-D
Regarding Stephen Gately, how do you die of natural causes at 33? #idontgetit
Ooh, Die Hard is on. And the scene where the douchebag sales guy dies is happening. Awesome times for everybody!
@Lbcute That's PP for you!
@Lbcute One of the Encore channels and Planned Parenthood
@Lbcute They always operate on their own time zone there
@ellebees I feel like she looks like Drew Barrymore speaks. Does that make sense?
I'm Agent Johnson, this is special Agent Johnson. No relation.
@cwm76 Bonus points if this happened at Woodbury
@cwm76 why would you say that?
I am NOT downloading Ed Hardy shirts for the sims
However, Disney babies t-shirts? Yes
@WWhistleblower I didn't know that Twitter was meant to be a pissing contest over who could have the most accounts. Guess I'm losing with 2.
@WWhistleblower Well, 3 if you count @svexsal, I wanted to squat that account cause it's my AIM name. WTF ever.
@kweenie I have no idea wtf happened to him
I BOUGHT HOT COCOA TODAY!
I do not understand the appeal of Colbie Callait.
@WWhistleblower I feel like you're talking about Eli Roth.
WTF there were only 4 marshmallows in this packet of hot cocoa? Swiss miss? Swiss LIES!
@petewentz do you have health care?
Can't wait to hear rumours about John Mayer and Jessica Simpson reunions considering they're both in NYC right now...waiting.
Maybe I should go manage an IHop
@catdsilver do you get SMS updates to your phone from me? kudos. it's on :)
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