Ugh, this is more horrible than I remember. Popping in When Harry Met Sally.
@danewhite007 it has some of the best dialogue
"Why don't you tell me the story of your life?" *SPLAT*
"Do it to me, Sheldon. You're an animal Sheldon. Ride me, big Sheldon. It doesn't work."
@InfiniteLove09 "When Harry Met Sally" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098635/quotes
@InfiniteLove09 please refer to my previous tweets
@InfiniteLove09 Billy Crystal's Harry says it doesn't work. It implies that someone named Sheldon can't please a woman. See the movie! :)
@johncmayer So your advice when listening to your parents is to pretty much ignore the last few words of every sentence?
http://twitpic.com/l86fl - Original @johncmayer tweet http://twitter.com/johncmayer/status/3412522238
Get ready for @johncmayer's new song - "Let's all swim together in the codependent sea" http://twitpic.com/l86fl
@catdsilver You should be particularly interested in this new pic.
Goodnight everybody - http://twitpic.com/l86fl
Thanks for the add, @priscillanh
#ruleofrelationships? There aren't any, just don't be a dick. Okay, seriously. Going to bed.
Going out without any product in my hair. I'm SCURRED.
@johnmayerasasim is speaking in 3rd person for a short time period today
@johnmayerasasim is happy that there is an unlocked internet signal at the laundromat.
@johnmayerasasim is waiting for the good dryers to open up. A quarter for nine minutes is better than eight minutes. #yallbetterrecognize
@ecctv - @johnmayerasasim suggests Jiggy as a name for the Duggars. Imagine it, Jiggy Duggar. Class-ay.
Guess what? You cannot cleanse your body with a diet. You CAN do it naturally though. Here's how: go to the bathroom and do your bidnass.
That 'Asshole' song by Denis Leary sounds better the louder you play it #obvious
song of the day - Journey "Faithfully"
@cwm76 Nothing says holidays year round like pushing past a 72 year old woman on a hoverround. She's FAKING it. Is that a GAP outlet?
@cwm76 all jokes aside, I miss Woodbury Commons. I haven't been there in at least a decade. Any good deals?
@jason_pollock I miss LA. never lived there but I'm sure I'd last about a year.
What classiness has my OkCupid inbox brought me this evening?
@johncmayer unless they're made with the Meth they try to sell as Splenda. In which case, those are called Drug Cookies.
@rainnwilson My brother. Or my dad could find someone, he's got connections.
"What are you telling me, that you're gonna leave Emily...And run away with the winner of the Zelda Fitzgerald emotional maturity award? "
MANHATTAN FTW - I love any movie that utilizes Rhapsody In Blue.
Oh, Annie Hall is on IFC starting in 10 minutes.
@rinygrin HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING, MY DEAR!
http://twitpic.com/lc9d3 - Elderly @johncmayer is married now. My heart must move on. I don't think I can.
@danewhite007 ha!
@danewhite007 it has some of the best dialogue
"Why don't you tell me the story of your life?" *SPLAT*
"Do it to me, Sheldon. You're an animal Sheldon. Ride me, big Sheldon. It doesn't work."
@InfiniteLove09 "When Harry Met Sally" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098635/quotes
@InfiniteLove09 please refer to my previous tweets
@InfiniteLove09 Billy Crystal's Harry says it doesn't work. It implies that someone named Sheldon can't please a woman. See the movie! :)
@johncmayer So your advice when listening to your parents is to pretty much ignore the last few words of every sentence?
http://twitpic.com/l86fl - Original @johncmayer tweet http://twitter.com/johncmayer/status/3412522238
Get ready for @johncmayer's new song - "Let's all swim together in the codependent sea" http://twitpic.com/l86fl
@catdsilver You should be particularly interested in this new pic.
Goodnight everybody - http://twitpic.com/l86fl
Thanks for the add, @priscillanh
#ruleofrelationships? There aren't any, just don't be a dick. Okay, seriously. Going to bed.
Going out without any product in my hair. I'm SCURRED.
@johnmayerasasim is speaking in 3rd person for a short time period today
@johnmayerasasim is happy that there is an unlocked internet signal at the laundromat.
@johnmayerasasim is waiting for the good dryers to open up. A quarter for nine minutes is better than eight minutes. #yallbetterrecognize
@ecctv - @johnmayerasasim suggests Jiggy as a name for the Duggars. Imagine it, Jiggy Duggar. Class-ay.
Guess what? You cannot cleanse your body with a diet. You CAN do it naturally though. Here's how: go to the bathroom and do your bidnass.
That 'Asshole' song by Denis Leary sounds better the louder you play it #obvious
song of the day - Journey "Faithfully"
@cwm76 Nothing says holidays year round like pushing past a 72 year old woman on a hoverround. She's FAKING it. Is that a GAP outlet?
@cwm76 all jokes aside, I miss Woodbury Commons. I haven't been there in at least a decade. Any good deals?
@jason_pollock I miss LA. never lived there but I'm sure I'd last about a year.
What classiness has my OkCupid inbox brought me this evening?
@johncmayer unless they're made with the Meth they try to sell as Splenda. In which case, those are called Drug Cookies.
@rainnwilson My brother. Or my dad could find someone, he's got connections.
"What are you telling me, that you're gonna leave Emily...And run away with the winner of the Zelda Fitzgerald emotional maturity award? "
MANHATTAN FTW - I love any movie that utilizes Rhapsody In Blue.
Oh, Annie Hall is on IFC starting in 10 minutes.
@rinygrin HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING, MY DEAR!
http://twitpic.com/lc9d3 - Elderly @johncmayer is married now. My heart must move on. I don't think I can.
@danewhite007 ha!
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