@johncmayer I could be an asshole and spoil it all for you. Instead I'll just link you to this: http://twitpic.com/k7nij
@VannyDel thank you, I'm very funny :)
@petewentz it's been a long awaited death.
Oh my dear I hate making noses on the sims
@ecctv here's an easy way - if you think they have one, they do
Should I go extra extra craycray and create a facebook for @johnmayerasasim? How many of you would add me?
oh it's neepers time. eff being awake.
I love my bed. It's nothing like what you see in the strips. It's better. Be jealous. @johncmayer, be jealous.
@johncmayer send me a sign that you're aware of this account. @EliRoth follows @bearjewfacts. #pitifulpleaforvalidation
on that note, i'm dragging my ass to bed. sleep well!
@elvisduran I'm drifting in and out of being awake. Don't recommend it.
@ben_mayer What sort of advanced yoga have you been doing?
My creator, in her caffeinated glory - http://twitpic.com/kepkw
@Krilymcc I see you are friends with @yearinla. I too am friends with @yearinla. We shall be friends too.
In case any of y'all were wondering, there is no method to who I follow. Could be randomly, deliberately or because you're sexy. Good luck!
there's an art and etiquette to finding parking the night before alternate parking days. Learn the rules before I teach you with my foot.
I lost 2 followers. What happened? Did you see the pic I uploaded and see that I was created by a woman? That's sexist! Good riddance to ya!
http://twitpic.com/kepkw - Hey @johncmayer, this is what you're up against. She's so hot, she's making me sexist.
@VannyDel Me or @sallyblock?
@ecctv i looked at the sims post you did and the bill hader bed spread makes me want to apologize for shagging his wife.
@VannyDel thank you, I'm very funny :)
@petewentz it's been a long awaited death.
Oh my dear I hate making noses on the sims
@ecctv here's an easy way - if you think they have one, they do
Should I go extra extra craycray and create a facebook for @johnmayerasasim? How many of you would add me?
oh it's neepers time. eff being awake.
I love my bed. It's nothing like what you see in the strips. It's better. Be jealous. @johncmayer, be jealous.
@johncmayer send me a sign that you're aware of this account. @EliRoth follows @bearjewfacts. #pitifulpleaforvalidation
on that note, i'm dragging my ass to bed. sleep well!
@elvisduran I'm drifting in and out of being awake. Don't recommend it.
@ben_mayer What sort of advanced yoga have you been doing?
My creator, in her caffeinated glory - http://twitpic.com/kepkw
@Krilymcc I see you are friends with @yearinla. I too am friends with @yearinla. We shall be friends too.
In case any of y'all were wondering, there is no method to who I follow. Could be randomly, deliberately or because you're sexy. Good luck!
there's an art and etiquette to finding parking the night before alternate parking days. Learn the rules before I teach you with my foot.
I lost 2 followers. What happened? Did you see the pic I uploaded and see that I was created by a woman? That's sexist! Good riddance to ya!
http://twitpic.com/kepkw - Hey @johncmayer, this is what you're up against. She's so hot, she's making me sexist.
@VannyDel Me or @sallyblock?
@ecctv i looked at the sims post you did and the bill hader bed spread makes me want to apologize for shagging his wife.
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