@catdsilver You are, but they're living in a substandard house until I get everything tgether.
Oh look, a John Mayer post on ONTD...and I'm too jacked up on Benadryl to do anything.
There's the wank I ordered.
@cwm76 was he in a basket or was he left there in a blanket like Benjamin Button?
Happy Birthday, @johncmayer! Without you, I would not have created this account to annoy people with! It would probably be about tictacs...
@cwm76 like one of those Asian kittens? Appropos.
@cwm76 well, only because of his affinity for the Japanese.
@danewhite007 it's cool and normal. I wonder if it makes me elite now :)
"Yeah but while I was wearing your dad's pants last night..."
@danewhite007 but it doesn't because I'm just a fan. Not a stan.
Why is it 1:30? fix that, someone
@danewhite007 @cwm76's actually responded once before, about my suggesting he get @johncmayer to buy him that gold fleshlight he wanted.
Pee Wee's big adventure is on MTV2!
@danewhite007 they're both four letter words, lol
@ShenaniganJenn I guess I should tell everyone now that I'm actually one of their long lost cousins, right? No.
@adamlevine has a twitter!
Time to read up on my @johncmayer fanfiction and make myself feel superior as a human by pointing out all the grammar errors! #happybirthday
actually, that's a lie. i'm gonna go to sleep.
Simone: Do you have any dreams?
Pee-wee: Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...
It appears I've lied again. Is there anyone on my google chat right now?
No. Okay, going to sleep. #happybirthdayjohnmayer!
Sleeptime. Ugh.
@tryjm is he in it tonight?
just joined a video chat with 54 other people at http://tinychat.com/happybirthdayjohn #tinychat http://tinychat.com
@ShenaniganJenn you should show up in there, seriously
@ShenaniganJenn i just want to know where one person is
@danewhite007 they got there first or something
just joined a video chat at http://bit.ly/57BPG #tinychat http://tinychat.com
In all actuality ,i dunno why i started that chat. i'm fucking tired and i'm probably going to go to sleep in 4 minutes
just joined a video chat with 36 other people at http://tinychat.com/happybirthdayjohn #tinychat http://tinychat.com
@danewhite007 awww never seen him live?
Oh look, a john mayer ONTD post
@johncmayer http://twitpic.com/lqtok - So...you're a Gap model now? I dig.
a part of my scalp is twitching. i think someone's talking about me.
@catdsilver that totally works for me :)
@catdsilver NO! that's insane!
@MCSafetyScissor i still dig it
@catdsilver then i'd LOVE to be there. I have no hit singles in my arsenal.
@catdsilver Ian Somherhalder was only good in 2 things: Rules of Attraction and Lost. Nothing else.
@catdsilver I used to know someone who looked like his friend Richard, so I would always think "it's not Richard, it's DICK, DIIIIIIIIIICK!"
@TryJM your site is down :(
@thomaslennon it's gonna take a hell of a lot longer than that to get from NY to LA. Unless you have a teletransporter
@adamlevine sounds like a Sundance winner
@catdsilver dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
John Mayer wank really is the lamest wank I've ever stumbled into.
Follow Friday again, innit it? Okay, let's have at it.
Follow the following @johncmayer fans because they truly are elite: @yearinla, @whycarolina. they stray from the hype
Follow @eddieizzard because he's awesome #followfriday
Like Lost? LOVE LOST? Follow @ack_ She is brilliant #followfriday
Need advice regarding your Apple products? Follow @TUAW
So far, @cwm76 is the only Mayer brother to ever respond to my tweets. Gold ones. I still think John should buy him one. I'm so classy. #ff
Follow @elvisduran even if you can't get a station he airs on. #followfriday
Last night in a chat, @BobMaron said that someone on cam was beautiful. It made my heart sing and him my fave person. #followfriday
Follow @ChairmanMiaou. Nuff said. #followfriday
Like Toothpastefordinner.com/Marriedtothesea/NatalieDee.com? Follow @drewtoothpaste. He's funny. #followfriday
From one sim to another, @aliceandkev is a brilliant, heartbreaking story of homelessness in the Sim world. A must follow for everyone. #ff
Follow @billmaher - because he has important thoughts and we share a birthday. Too bad I'm not a black chick, I hear he digs them. #ff
Follow @yokoono - She knows how to just BE. Not many women these days can say that.
Follow @ecctv - She's a great ONTD mod and she loves the sims as much as I do. Together, we have no lives.
Follow @BearJewFacts and @eliroth. It's fandom done Right. And hairy.
Follow @kevinmarshall - he knows how to act and to make Jews cry. just ask me. It's remarkable. ##followfriday
Follow @mitchfatel because he's really funny. i'd let him see my panties any day of the week.
Follow @shenaniganjenn and @ladyofshalott06 because I said so. I'm like your mom. #followfriday
Follow @catdsilver, my latest SimWife. She is the mother of my youngest - Belvedere. #followfriday
follow @jason_pollock because he's got his fingers on the pulse
Follow @@ChairmanMiaou be careful, if you drink that you're gonna die.
@ChairmanMiaou oh that's right! also stay away from onions. they're bad for you!
@ChairmanMiaou you would be dead.
@eliroth I was wrong when I said bravo took quotes out of context. It's VH1.
@eliroth ugh, they did this at a nearby high school here in Albany, NY. Interrupted traffic, had to delay classes so the kids wouldn't see.
Wondering wtf I am? take a gander at this: http://twitpic.com/jdvhp
#Listeningfriday: Who's gonna save my soul - Gnarls Barkley
Kids, what did we learn in kindergarten? No, not naptime for everyone. Something about sharing, right? Yes, good. Now, drink your fluoride.
Put that bottle hatorade susie, Susie. Why did you bring that into class? Show and tell is tomorrow. Yes, I know it's a Saturday.
Children, you need to be awa-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET DOWN FROM THE JUNGLE GYM! THAT'S IT! No more playtime for you. I'm calling your mom.
Mrs. Borderbray, this is Mrs. Johnson from CrayCray elementary. Your child, no the other one, no...the other one. Well, it's bad this time.
I'm not saying you didn't raise your kid right, I'm just saying they need a bottle of 'Act Right' before they go into the world *hangs up.*
Oh, shi- you mean I didn't hang up on you. Fine take your kid out of my class. They've already eaten up half of my GOOD students. Fat ass!
Hope you all enjoyed this reading of Substitute Nutjobs on Ice. Now back to your regularly scheduled tweeting. Keep it real.
@ShenaniganJenn Has anyone replied to you that John Mayer could tear them apart anytime he wants? If not, I'm shocked.
@ellebees a good one
@ellebees one who i am following
@ellebees i'm going to follow you under my regular account - @sallyblock.
Why is it so hard to understand that if you don't like what someone tweets, ignore it. Then it's your fault if go out of your way to see it.
I'm basically saying I agree with everything @shenaniganjenn was tweeting for the past 4 minutes. Y'all should take notice, training bras.
@ellebees someone should tell him. It would be a great birthday present. Better than a blowjob, here's some wank.
Okay, time to rebuild my house
@KevinMarshall you making me cry? awesome.
@KevinMarshall There would have been photographic evidence but the baby went into a supernatural rage
I just found THE perfect house for my family to move into. Get ready @catdsilver
RT @LeadToday: Be nice to your children, they are going to choose your nursing home one day.
@KevinMarshall http://bit.ly/ABhrn
I would watch Scott Bakula in anything.
@johncmayer http://twitpic.com/ltrps - Go for the saggy boobied one that says 'I don't know.'
@Catdsilver I'll drive you home. I'll be there in 24 hours.
Oh look, a John Mayer post on ONTD...and I'm too jacked up on Benadryl to do anything.
There's the wank I ordered.
@cwm76 was he in a basket or was he left there in a blanket like Benjamin Button?
Happy Birthday, @johncmayer! Without you, I would not have created this account to annoy people with! It would probably be about tictacs...
@cwm76 like one of those Asian kittens? Appropos.
@cwm76 well, only because of his affinity for the Japanese.
@danewhite007 it's cool and normal. I wonder if it makes me elite now :)
"Yeah but while I was wearing your dad's pants last night..."
@danewhite007 but it doesn't because I'm just a fan. Not a stan.
Why is it 1:30? fix that, someone
@danewhite007 @cwm76's actually responded once before, about my suggesting he get @johncmayer to buy him that gold fleshlight he wanted.
Pee Wee's big adventure is on MTV2!
@danewhite007 they're both four letter words, lol
@ShenaniganJenn I guess I should tell everyone now that I'm actually one of their long lost cousins, right? No.
@adamlevine has a twitter!
Time to read up on my @johncmayer fanfiction and make myself feel superior as a human by pointing out all the grammar errors! #happybirthday
actually, that's a lie. i'm gonna go to sleep.
Simone: Do you have any dreams?
Pee-wee: Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...
It appears I've lied again. Is there anyone on my google chat right now?
No. Okay, going to sleep. #happybirthdayjohnmayer!
Sleeptime. Ugh.
@tryjm is he in it tonight?
just joined a video chat with 54 other people at http://tinychat.com/happybirthdayjohn #tinychat http://tinychat.com
@ShenaniganJenn you should show up in there, seriously
@ShenaniganJenn i just want to know where one person is
@danewhite007 they got there first or something
just joined a video chat at http://bit.ly/57BPG #tinychat http://tinychat.com
In all actuality ,i dunno why i started that chat. i'm fucking tired and i'm probably going to go to sleep in 4 minutes
just joined a video chat with 36 other people at http://tinychat.com/happybirthdayjohn #tinychat http://tinychat.com
@danewhite007 awww never seen him live?
Oh look, a john mayer ONTD post
@johncmayer http://twitpic.com/lqtok - So...you're a Gap model now? I dig.
a part of my scalp is twitching. i think someone's talking about me.
@catdsilver that totally works for me :)
@catdsilver NO! that's insane!
@MCSafetyScissor i still dig it
@catdsilver then i'd LOVE to be there. I have no hit singles in my arsenal.
@catdsilver Ian Somherhalder was only good in 2 things: Rules of Attraction and Lost. Nothing else.
@catdsilver I used to know someone who looked like his friend Richard, so I would always think "it's not Richard, it's DICK, DIIIIIIIIIICK!"
@TryJM your site is down :(
@thomaslennon it's gonna take a hell of a lot longer than that to get from NY to LA. Unless you have a teletransporter
@adamlevine sounds like a Sundance winner
@catdsilver dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
John Mayer wank really is the lamest wank I've ever stumbled into.
Follow Friday again, innit it? Okay, let's have at it.
Follow the following @johncmayer fans because they truly are elite: @yearinla, @whycarolina. they stray from the hype
Follow @eddieizzard because he's awesome #followfriday
Like Lost? LOVE LOST? Follow @ack_ She is brilliant #followfriday
Need advice regarding your Apple products? Follow @TUAW
So far, @cwm76 is the only Mayer brother to ever respond to my tweets. Gold ones. I still think John should buy him one. I'm so classy. #ff
Follow @elvisduran even if you can't get a station he airs on. #followfriday
Last night in a chat, @BobMaron said that someone on cam was beautiful. It made my heart sing and him my fave person. #followfriday
Follow @ChairmanMiaou. Nuff said. #followfriday
Like Toothpastefordinner.com/Marriedtothesea/NatalieDee.com? Follow @drewtoothpaste. He's funny. #followfriday
From one sim to another, @aliceandkev is a brilliant, heartbreaking story of homelessness in the Sim world. A must follow for everyone. #ff
Follow @billmaher - because he has important thoughts and we share a birthday. Too bad I'm not a black chick, I hear he digs them. #ff
Follow @yokoono - She knows how to just BE. Not many women these days can say that.
Follow @ecctv - She's a great ONTD mod and she loves the sims as much as I do. Together, we have no lives.
Follow @BearJewFacts and @eliroth. It's fandom done Right. And hairy.
Follow @kevinmarshall - he knows how to act and to make Jews cry. just ask me. It's remarkable. ##followfriday
Follow @mitchfatel because he's really funny. i'd let him see my panties any day of the week.
Follow @shenaniganjenn and @ladyofshalott06 because I said so. I'm like your mom. #followfriday
Follow @catdsilver, my latest SimWife. She is the mother of my youngest - Belvedere. #followfriday
follow @jason_pollock because he's got his fingers on the pulse
Follow @@ChairmanMiaou be careful, if you drink that you're gonna die.
@ChairmanMiaou oh that's right! also stay away from onions. they're bad for you!
@ChairmanMiaou you would be dead.
@eliroth I was wrong when I said bravo took quotes out of context. It's VH1.
@eliroth ugh, they did this at a nearby high school here in Albany, NY. Interrupted traffic, had to delay classes so the kids wouldn't see.
Wondering wtf I am? take a gander at this: http://twitpic.com/jdvhp
#Listeningfriday: Who's gonna save my soul - Gnarls Barkley
Kids, what did we learn in kindergarten? No, not naptime for everyone. Something about sharing, right? Yes, good. Now, drink your fluoride.
Put that bottle hatorade susie, Susie. Why did you bring that into class? Show and tell is tomorrow. Yes, I know it's a Saturday.
Children, you need to be awa-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET DOWN FROM THE JUNGLE GYM! THAT'S IT! No more playtime for you. I'm calling your mom.
Mrs. Borderbray, this is Mrs. Johnson from CrayCray elementary. Your child, no the other one, no...the other one. Well, it's bad this time.
I'm not saying you didn't raise your kid right, I'm just saying they need a bottle of 'Act Right' before they go into the world *hangs up.*
Oh, shi- you mean I didn't hang up on you. Fine take your kid out of my class. They've already eaten up half of my GOOD students. Fat ass!
Hope you all enjoyed this reading of Substitute Nutjobs on Ice. Now back to your regularly scheduled tweeting. Keep it real.
@ShenaniganJenn Has anyone replied to you that John Mayer could tear them apart anytime he wants? If not, I'm shocked.
@ellebees a good one
@ellebees one who i am following
@ellebees i'm going to follow you under my regular account - @sallyblock.
Why is it so hard to understand that if you don't like what someone tweets, ignore it. Then it's your fault if go out of your way to see it.
I'm basically saying I agree with everything @shenaniganjenn was tweeting for the past 4 minutes. Y'all should take notice, training bras.
@ellebees someone should tell him. It would be a great birthday present. Better than a blowjob, here's some wank.
Okay, time to rebuild my house
@KevinMarshall you making me cry? awesome.
@KevinMarshall There would have been photographic evidence but the baby went into a supernatural rage
I just found THE perfect house for my family to move into. Get ready @catdsilver
RT @LeadToday: Be nice to your children, they are going to choose your nursing home one day.
@KevinMarshall http://bit.ly/ABhrn
I would watch Scott Bakula in anything.
@johncmayer http://twitpic.com/ltrps - Go for the saggy boobied one that says 'I don't know.'
@Catdsilver I'll drive you home. I'll be there in 24 hours.
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