JM, As a Sim

Hot cocoa in very vanilla Silk soy milk #tweetyourdrink
@KarenRowena that's incredibly safe
PRINCIPAL BLACKMON!
Geoffrey Jellineck is perfect, thank you Paul Dinello
@HayJessica Nope, no sharesies :)
Sleep time!
@richgates don't you have a mac? have you ever gotten a disc stuck in the drive?
@johncmayer i just tried the digital cleanse. It sent electronic worms to all my contacts.
http://www.formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim
Holy shit, #oltl, I think I just saw a gay pelvic thrust
@cwm76 http://twitpic.com/vytk7 - That thing will suck you dry to the bone. Pun intended.

@kevinmarshall to read more in 2010
Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'Smb120'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ

99 Things Everyone should see - http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/
Chad Vader to aisle 5 for vomit clean-up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVlljVWqBg
Ok...so now I have Twittelator. Thanks, @sallyblock! Glad your iPod touch came a day early! http://twitpic.com/vnbxb
Wanna play words with friends with me? My username is smb120.
eating these cherry tomatoes like it's my job
@JMMAgroup Ahem, I disagree. it's called whiskey dick. Please investigate.
@STINGYBee you wouldn't want it and i don't have a dick, so no.
Guess what everybody? It's #Intervention Monday!
@IsabelaLaurence there are other musicians out there. in order to fully appreciate john mayer, i suggest you listen to others too.
Was anyone going to warn people about this episode of #intervention?
This fucking Amy chick on #intervention needs to stop doing that annoying shit she's doing with her mouth
RT @ellebees: RT @jmarie1074: OMG. These PEOPLE. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY FOR YOU ALL! #intervention
Oh dude, don't spoil the ending for her...#intervention

is there a zorap going on? i'm drunk and i feel the need to share my fabulousness
@kellyjpk @Nick_Sydney it's for the best there isn't one, i'm tired as hell! gnite!
@JamesSmithComic http://twitpic.com/vhw0z - Goddamn, I'm digging that plaid.
Want to dress your baby boy like @johncmayer? Shop at the Gap this week and purchase this - Only $20. http://is.gd/5DOy9
Cleaning my printer heads #soundsdirtybutitsnot

@isabelalaurence as usual, i have no idea wtf you're talking about. What news would who's brother give him and why would I know?
To my new followers - in case you wondered what John Mayer as a Sim was all about - http://twitpic.com/jdvhp
Very true, people need to learn. RT @tonyheld: Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.
Goodnight my children! Hope those who celebrated Christmas had a happy holiday. And those how didn't, well, I hope you enjoyed your Chinese.
What's your favorite iPhone/Ipod Touch app?
Svedka vanilla only RT @bearheadedgirl: If that comes with a shot of vodka, I'm all over it. RT @tonyheld Strawberry coke float, bitches...
I feel like I will be retweeting this for days...RT @tonyheld: @bearheadedgirl I know that deep inside you there's a huge set of testicals..
http://twitpic.com/ve8yw -
@VannyDel clorp
http://twitpic.com/ve8yw - As compared to all those illegal coffees I've been drinking.

If no zorap, imma start one. and i'm drinking. faboo.
holiday chat up in zorap.com/sallyb. snow is needed to get in.
@STINGYBee Thanks but I'm jewish!
chatroom closed. goodnight and spend time with your families!!!!!!!
@EmpressGina1 HA! Well I hope you get what you want otherwies!
I love two things about today: waking up past noon and finding new john mayer fanfiction to tear apart.
So apparently it's sexy when your father calls and someone is trying to fingerbang you. Oh...@johncmayer fanfiction and your many lessons
My brother just told me that @johnmayerasasim was featured on @AOTS tv show. True or false? If true, when?
Wii bowling? More like, Wii Drinking!

http://twitpic.com/ux1ds - Happy Holidays from @johnmayerasasim. Featuring @johncmayer and @catdsilver. Inappropriate all around.
Mara, I love you for rickrolling interfaith baking
@johncmayer why don't you dress everyone at the door to your Las Vegas show?
@bobmaron where are you? we're discussing watches in zorap.com/caitinlv password is xmas. it'd be nice to have another jew up in there.
@catdsilver Damn baby, I know it. I'll be there in a few hours. Lube up.
http://twitpic.com/ux1ds - Merry Christmas Eve!
@richgates scrooged
@johncmayer Head on up to the Gap in Albany, NY for that. We're used to it.
@IsabelaLaurence Not celebrating. Am jewish :)
@IsabelaLaurence LOL no
Thanks to everyone who made this a wonderful year! Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!

@senor_mc congrats!
Is there a zorap going on?
@caitinlv is there a zorap?
@caitinlv or is everyone in their own room talking about NYE plans?
@caitinlv go on girl
@meeshell78 treeeeeeeeelng
@cwm76 - I pissed today and thought, 'This smells like a caramel macciato.'
How do you not like cinnamon? What a whore.
@cwm76 Haven't you thought about how many chicks a puppy like that would get you? Chick magnet if I ever saw one.
@johncmayer Are you going to slick your hair back 60s style?
Of course it was the drugs talking. Did you really think Steven Tyler was going to leave? http://is.gd/5zfUJ
Pre-ordering all these apps I won't be able to use for the next week. Love my life.
Bad Romance is playing in my head. Really loudly. I don't understand anything anymore.
Oh wait I know why I have 'Bad Romance' stuck in my head....Cause I'm a free bitch, baby.
@IsabelaLaurence That was from the lady gaga song 'bad Romance.'
@meeshell78 It doesn't count unless you were called a Stupid Spoiled Whore.
@meeshell78 Chorp, my dear, chorp.
@meeshell78 And also, Loooorst!
Aside from Words with Friends, Twitterific and Livejournal.app, what other apps should I get for my ipod touch?
@ellebees Not only are they delicious but they're exfoliating!
@ellebees I meant they're exfoliating your throat

Everybody bring a bitch to Zorap.com/sallyb
I'm sorry, your name is Jerrica? #hoardersrepeat
You are all missing @jhnnystwrt serenading me and my hair
@caitinlv @karenrowena @cwm76 @johncmayer come on into chat, bring a bitch to get in.
http://twitpic.com/uji9f - One last pimping before I sleep.
http://twitpic.com/uoe5n -
"I said there ain't a pack of menthols on this planet." - Family Guy

@cwm76 It's TYlenol Plus Benadryl
@caitinlv Yeah, I was asleep. Got home from work and chilling with a friend and then crashed the fuck out AGAIN.
@caitinlv go get some sleep. Is there still a zorap going on?
zorak's working for ME!
zorap...password is bitch
@johncmayer zorap.com/sallyb need a bitch to get in
@johncmayer we're talking about your products in zorap. come on by, it's still "early' on the west coast.
Today, James Franco has a scene on GH with xmas trees. Not unlike his scenes with xmas trees on this past week's SNL, http://is.gd/5wuhv
http://twitpic.com/uji9f - Finally a new strip, @JohncMayer wears a wig. Is that @bobmaron? I dunno, maybe.
http://twitpic.com/uji9f - Remember to click on http://twitpic.com/uji9f/full to view full size.
Look at what I did this afternoon - http://twitpic.com/uji9f Have a great day. More to come!
@_Zorak_ I love you :)
@johncmayer listening to two gay guys at a cafe talk about how it's friends, lovers or nothing. Thinking of you.
@IsabelaLaurence Why would I say nothing?
@danewhite007 Apologies for what you write on the internet, profanities like the n-word and faggot excluded, are for pussies.
Seriously girl, you think I'm going to start apologizing for anything I've written/created with this twitter account? @danewhite007
@ellebees I'm so there #HOARDERS
This Hoarders guy doesn't fully blink.
zorap/sallyb need a bitch to get in
That's a dustbuster and it has a wallcharger
forgot the #hoarders tag on that last tweet
@jhnnystwrt you might find one in here...

Still up in Zorap, chatting - http://zorap.com/caitinlv password is xmas
@KarenRowena i'm not, i crashed at around 11pm though :)
While I love clean socks, I also hate them. It means I get to wear them and get them dirty again.
Watch this sexy beast kiss Bill Hader. RT @huffingtonpost: WATCH: James Franco kisses another man on SNL, with tongue http://bit.ly/6vFSDh
@uilos what the fuuuuuck? did they hit the snow?
@danewhite007 King of the Hill is over as of September or so...

Dear strip followers, I have not forsaken thee. I have, however, gotten a real job and unfortunately, some writers block. However...(cont)
I have time off this week and am working on it. The latest tweets by @johncmayer feel like a challenge. Holiday wishes, JMAaS & @SallyBlock
@johncmayer I hope you brought a flask of jack daniels
Was anyone still in zorap? this is the second time I've woken up and you guys were still in my room.
Son of a bitch, guys! @sugarplumkelly, @nick_sydney, lol
If all goes alright, i'll be without an Ipod when I go home for the holidays next week. S'ok because I'm buying a touch.
@cwm76 You make it sound like you work there.
@cwm76 Is Stop & Shop better than Shop Rite? It's been so long since I've been to an SSS.
Pulp Fiction on IFC. Learn it, live it, love it.
@cwm76 I was thinking so too...Shop Rite is all we had growing up, walmart moved in when i was 18. Hannaford 20 miles away from it.
@cwm76 We had a Great America and this place in Walden called the Thruway, much like Pathmark, except run like a human mullet.
@k8thompson they closed it down several years ago...
@cwm76 a DJ who moved from Poughkeepsie to Albany 10 years ago still rags on the Thruway and I call in to chat. BUT, they do have good beer.
@IsabelaLaurence I
@IsabelaLaurence I'm john mayer as a sim.
@IsabelaLaurence i don't know what you're thinking
@IsabelaLaurence Nope.
@IsabelaLaurence i'm johnmayerasasim, i'm not john mayer
@IsabelaLaurence sure, why not.

@Nick_Sydney WHAT DID @JOHNCMAYER TEACH YOU ABOUT THAT NO HOMO SHIT? You're going to force him to masturbate you in front of your friends.
@Nick_Sydney You should be scared. You've forced @johncmayer to cancel gigs and fly to Australia just to handle your junk.
@Nick_Sydney I'm all about challenges, lol. If I wasn't, this account would be called @TaraReidasaSim. No point, she's already cartoonish :)
Goodnight, early sleep, long day ahead!
Oh, and I can promise a new strip is coming!
@Nick_Sydney Those are my tricks of the trade :)
is there a zorap already going on?
zorap/sallyb pw = shoplifting
If you'd like to donate to @johnmayerasasim and the purchase of new sets/expansion packs, please visit http://is.gd/5taqA Happy Holidays!
@johncmayer what kind of cologne do you wear?
@BunnyEars That's an awesome answer

Is there a zorap happening? I want to show off my new clothes
I restarted a zorap. pass is fashionclub
@richgates come on into zorap town, pw = fashionclub
Anyone awake? zorap.com/sallyb password is fashionclub
http://twitvid.com/FCD9C - @chanosky that was adorable.
http://twitpic.com/twgwq -
http://twitpic.com/two9x -
I wish the SNL christmas special was live so I could drive down to NYC and set fire to Kristin Wiig's face. I hate her and Gilly.
Anyone see that bass sax on SNL right now? Shit, I have a hard on.
I miss Phil Hartman
And it bothers me even more that Gilly wears a shirt/dress from the Gap.
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin...
Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood! Why did you cut it, SNL?!?!?!?!?!
SCHWETTY BALLS!
Do whatever you want to them, ladies. My balls are here for your pleasure.
I like the second time Schwetty balls is on and they have a ridiculous amount of phone calls.
zorap hanukkah
correction, zorap/sallyb hanukkah

Fuck my life, I cannot make a strip happen tonight.
@Nick_Sydney I'll create something tomorrow. For now I'll shower and then zorap.
@mayercrafter that reminds me of college when I found out that I'd been sleeping with this guy for four months. Nobody told me.
@mayercrafter eh, it was half true, they were about 5 months off.
@VannyDel que?
They finally released a twitter app for the LG Env Touch. Too bad I'm going to bed. Gnite!
@mcsafetyscissor those were the most awesome things I've ever seen.
@caitinlv thank you, *hugs*
Dear @johncmayer, you have forever won my heart. Lurve, @sallyblock

I wish human Brian hadn't been killed #familyguy
Don't care how shitty I look or how I'm wearing the same hoodie as yesterday. Zorap/sallyb pw-hoodie
@bearheadedgirl where? how dare @tonyheld!
@caitinlv you can do that on camera. I have a fetish.
http://zorap.com/sallyb pw = hoodie Come partay with team daughters
@johncmayer we're watching cartoons over in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is hoodie
@VannyDel you're welcome
Impromptu sexchat happening over in zorap.com/sallyb
But it's over now.
@bittertwiterbro Hallo babe!
@bittertwiterbro Speaking of Zorap, do stop by http://zorap.com/sallyb password is hoodie

We're watching Loony Tunes over in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is leopard. Cause I've installed snow leopard. You don't care.
@cwm76 Next time, demand more money from your bottom bitch.
@johncmayer That girl bought that shirt at the gap. http://is.gd/5nGcm
Oh Nataliedee! The perfect woman! http://is.gd/5nJA4
@alicekoz I'd wear that shirt as is. I'm buying that shirt after I get paid this week.
Why hello there, Buster Hymen...
@alicekoz no, that's done over at http://nataliedee.com. Not me.
Would you like to donate to John Mayer as a Sim in the purchase of sets and clothing, etc? Please visit http://is.gd/5nPql Happy Holidays!
@SugarPlumKelly It'd be nice to hear @johncmayer singing that song. It should be listed as 'Irish audience covers song feat. John Mayer.'
it's a Christmas/Hanukkah themed Borat suit, isn't it, @johncmayer
@kisstheground what? no?
@alicekoz He did, but I'm not @johncmayer
@alicekoz I would argue yes.
INTERVENTION IS ON.
@pixolita http://twitpic.com/tka26 - Impressive!
@alicekoz Is it a tribute to me when you write something to me @ johnmayerasasim? You never write to anyone else.
@danewhite007 It's always better than White Castle...never again, NEVER AGAIN, right @hsutha?
@alicekoz Please feel free to donate, you are not obligated. Some have donated, it's always welcome, no pressure whatsoever!
@kisstheground Same here, lol
@alicekoz I never see you write to anyone else on twitter, just me. That's awesome
@alicekoz I know but you're avoiding my question.
@alicekoz You are almost always writing something for @ johnmayerasasim. This is a tribute to me?
@johncmayer Yes but will it be the regular KY or KY Yours & Mine.
@johncmayer, if it's that good, it won't need to send any out with it.
@cwm76 As previous stated, demand more dollar bills from your bottom bitch. She should know to place them in your car afterwards.
@caitinlv @ben_mayer I think the bottom two would act as a cushion to the top ones in case of accidental sit-on-its.

@johncmayer This sounds like a challenge. I accept.
@alicekoz you mean even though you don't know me for real?
@alicekoz I'm not really john mayer
@alicekoz well keep tweeting at him and maybe he'll respond, but I say it on my profile that I'm not him.
@alicekoz are you yelling at me? please stop.
It smells like cat mouth in here.
@alicekoz It was a mug from Starbucks
@alicekoz I don't understand you at all.
@alicekoz I just don't understand what you're talking about
@alicekoz and you need to really understand that I'm not @johncmayer.
@alicekoz language barrier
@alicekoz yes but why did you ask me about animals and a home?
@alicekoz broken english.
@alicekoz yes to both
@alicekoz No offense, I thought you were from Brazil and were translating your spanish to english.
@alicekoz Wait, you're translating portuguese to english?
@alicekoz oh silly one, speak and talk mean the same thing
@alicekoz Never been
@alicekoz Nope, Australia's awesome!

Rt @JMMAgroup ***JMMA Giveaway*** Want the AOL Sessions version of JM's "Tracing"? If so, RT this & DM me your email address. #jmma
@JMMAgroup thought you still had it from last time
@caitinlv where you at?
@wenyeelo http://twitpic.com/t64b9 - Was great seeing ya!
http://twitpic.com/sd2eo - Mon amour Sophie, please return. You are missing sex chat. My heart breaks for you. Love always.
@bearheadedgirl An STD.
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Gelt/Guilt - Gelt is an awful-tasting chocolate candy coin. Guilt is a Jewish mother's super power.
And goodnight.
http://twitpic.com/tak73 -
http://twitpic.com/tak78 -

TRUFAX: Stuff from your past that may help you out in current situations is irrelevant, duur. HDU! @ellebees @danewhite007
@danewhite007 I'd heard about that on MSM a while back, some discussion of it before it got the kaibosh, you don't talk about that shit, etc
@danewhite007 they speculated and the mods shut it down.
@danewhite007 You should have a distaste for MSM. It's a bunch of elitists freaks.
Does @ShenaniganJenn know how babby is formed?
@mickmgmt When does this air?
Call someone the N-word and get made a poster child all in the same year? Set the bar high, "Hispanic" mag, @perezhilton: http://is.gd/5j6Yu
@onlybymoonlight I think they forgot George Lopez was mexican.
@onlybymoonlight such a fucking douche
Awake. Not a status, but a command.
@alicekoz what?
Patton Oswalt's Christmas Shoes, courtesy of thedastardfunk http://is.gd/5jO3f
@alicekoz ha, i forgot i wrote that, lol
@onlybymoonlight look it up on youtube, meatloaf storytellers, he explains it with a chalkboard.
Hooray, new @johncmayer fanfiction to critique
Win or Wine @kisstheground? Either way, yes. And when I critique, I get upset at incorrect/lack of punctuation, unrealistic situations.
@mickmgmt when does the vh1 storytellers air?
http://twitpic.com/t512o -

@richgates we're watching beavis & butthead. come on back in!
I WILL BE YOUR DANCE COMMITTEE!
@VannyDel I love that upside down question mark
@VannyDel I don't understand what that means but yes, you may have my panties/boxers.
dear @johncmayer http://zorap.com/vannydel is where your friends are. type in jenga to get in.
@johncmayer we're jamming to 90's tunes over in http://zorap.com/vannydel type jenga to get in.
Goodbye hellooo
dear hellooo, it was my hair that scared you off. I know it was. I'm sorry. I will purchase hair gel. Love always, me.
But my dear sweet Helloo, you should return. We are serenading you with the divine, Divine.
http://twitpic.com/sd2eo - Mon amour Helloo, please return. You are missing trannies singing their hearts out. My heart breaks for your ret
@johncmayer stop stressing, come watch cartoons in http://zorap.com/vannydel the password is - jenga
I ask myself this every day @johncmayer
@johncmayer just get some fucking sleep.
I was in the room when she typed this. It sounded angry but heartfelt. RT @caitinlv: @johncmayer Helllooooo. Goodniiiight.
I think that @johncmayer writes all the Context Free Highlights From Letters Esquire Won't be Running.
Fabulous last issue of the decade, Esquire
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! - I can be realistic in my gaming http://is.gd/5iL3e
Hooray for hanukkah beginning tomorrow night!
Just downloaded a baby grand piano & a Menorah for the Sims 3. If you'd like to donate to @johnmayerasasim, please visit http://is.gd/5iOxb
@alicekoz It's not a purchase, it's a donation. If you're confused, don't do it.
@alicekoz I purchase expansion sets, items that I cannot afford for the game and them put them into the comic strips.
@alicekoz awfully generous, happy holidays to you!
@alicekoz You can call me Sally
@alicekoz I mean, it's nice that you donate.
@alicekoz I have no idea.
@alicekoz No clue, sorry.
@alicekoz I'd love to but I have to be somewhere the next day. What are you talking about?
@alicekoz No, I know about the show but I can't go. Too far away and no money for the trip.
@alicekoz Not close enough to NYC but thanks!
@alicekoz go sleep.
@bearheadedgirl http://twitpic.com/sv12f - I love this so much.
@Triceratops88 here, have a bucket of my undying love for reminding me of that. I forgot about that flash animation :(
"It's definitely not a rage stroke..." #30rock
When does Storytellers air?
@NYHarvickFan I thought it was tomorrow, even though it films tonight...
I was interested in seeing 'It's Complicated' until I saw that Nancy Meyers wrote/directed it. She can suck a dick.
Only good things Nancy Meyers did was 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'Baby Boom.'
'I think that Riterol's having a great effect on you, Frank.' #alwayssunny
@danewhite007 Oh yeah, that fucking bullshit.
My thoughts on the ONTD post. I know everyone was waiting/fucking crying until I said something, right @danewhite007? http://is.gd/5j1QL

zorap.com/sallyb maude is the word
@johncmayer what product do you use in your hair to get it to stay up so high? (please do not reply with a 'Something about Mary' joke)
Me too and I'm done with it. RT @richgates: @Pixolita I'm always the big spoon. :(
@cwm76 Little known fact - the Goldberg Goldfleshlight plays "dreidel dreidel dreidel" when you climax. It just knows.
@alicekoz what secret?
@thesims3 I refuse to build @johncmayer a castle
Does it ever snow in Australia?
@mtvnews But now who will he interrupt when he accepts the award?
http://twitpic.com/qq02b - It's a three week old repeat but whatever. Happy (Early) Hanukkah, @bobmaron . Here's that afro you ordered.
@triceratops88 is that the flash animation where France is 'Le Tiiiiiiiiired?' I'm on my cellphone right now and can'yt view...
@bobmaron http://twitpic.com/suwre - Hoooray!
http://twitpic.com/svb83 -
http://twitpic.com/svb83 - Really gotta love that snow. Two hours later, a parking spot for yours truly. The same one I left behind.
@johncmayer L'chaim!

What equivalent is there to Santa for Jews like me?
I have a crush on James Galfing.
@johncmayer just tell her you're having sex with robots. If she's cool, she's seen that Futurama episode.

http://twitpic.com/s75fp - @johncmayer gets a visit from a Barry Manilow impersonator...well, almost.
http://twitpic.com/s75fp - New strip everybody!
Jackpot everybody, new John mayer fanfic to make myself feel superior
We're not even a paragraph in and there's a spelling error. I cannot do your jobs for you!
@johncmayer @jhnnystwrt is serenading me in the Zorap chat - http://zorap.com/sallyb password is maude
Also @johncmayer, mr. @sonnydisco has made an appearance to http://zorap.com/sallyb password maude. most of us are sick too.
@johncmayer drag your zicammed ass over to zorap.com/sallyb - password maude.
http://twitpic.com/s75fp - There's a link to click full size, in the upper right hand corner above the strip.
@johncmayer we're still up, http://zorap.com/sallyb - maude. you probably sound like her right now
@johncmayer Quit playing Modern Warfare 2 and come share youtube videos in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is maude.
I hope you're sleeping @johncmayer. Nevermind the zorap. Get better! I'm sick too!
L'Chaim, my fellow halfie, @johncmayer!
Zorap - the place where Sally Block infects her favorite people.
:)RT @ExoticMoonFlwer: @JohnMayerAsASim Zorap - The Place where I Love Sally Block ") (( Waves))
Fucking sad RT @huffingtonpost: Alexa Ray Joel Suicide Attempt: Billy Joel's Daughter Overdose Reported http://bit.ly/7PxwsA
http://twitpic.com/s75fp - One of the sweeter strips I've done - a repeat of last night.
Oh no, I'm no longer on two people's lists. Time to cry.
Once again, I hate message boards.
Just because you posted more on a specific message board doesn't make you an expert on the subject of said message board. I have (cont'd)..
(cont'd). 57 posts over on MSM but I've been a member since 03. And I don't claim to know everything about @johncmayer. I fear those who do.
In fact, if you knew everything about @johncmayer it would mean he's stopped growing as a human being and that it's time to check out. Lame.
I'm not implying that, @gabrielababyyy. I'm mainly saying that n00bs on a message board shouldn't get jumped on when they ask a simple "?"
RT @SugarPlumKelly: @JohnMayerAsASim The only person who knows *everything* about John Mayer is, in fact, John Mayer.
RT @JMMAgroup: ***JMMA Giveaway*** Who wants an MP3 of @johncmayer's AOL Sessions "Clarity"? RT this & DM me ur email! #jmma
Snow makes my hair greasy.
zorap anyone? derrrrrrrrrrrrp?
http://zorap.com/sallyb password derp
@MCSafetyScissor awesome, am nuking some soup. meet you soon
@k8thompson much love and luck to you with these finals!
@johncmayer we're playing name that tune in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is derp.

@johncmayer you broke the ticker you loved so much.
@johncmayer we're in http://zorap.com/vannydel
Come on back into zorap and I'll apologize.
@johncmayer Also, get a neti pot.
I love the insinuation that @Johncmayer can turn lesbians straight. Thank you @tryjm for reporting it.
@johncmayer we're watching Dateline to catch a predator highlight videos over in Zorap.com/vannydel
@mayercrafter Goodnight!
@johncmayer Mucinex. And Neti Pot. And wackiness. And hot toddies.
@jim_wolf Why happy birthday to you!
@johncmayer You're more like Einstein in 'Young Einstein.'
http://twitpic.com/s5s7q - @johncmayer, everybody!
http://twitpic.com/s5s8q - @johncmayer, everybody!
I cannot cannot cannot get the sleep out of my eyes today. Wtf
Done with screencaps. Time to make a strip when I get back home. Will open a zorap now.
zorap.com/sallyb password maude
if i'm not there it's cause i'm still at the cafe, will be home shortly shorties!
@johncmayer we're starting early tonight, come on into http://zorap.com/sallyb and type 'maude' to get in.
@bearheadedgirl girl, you know we'll be up late
@johncmayer we're doing live music tonight in chat - http://zorap.com/sallyb pw= maude. we've invited @bobmaron. the usual crowd is there

Working on a strip for tomorrow.
I figure I had to do something to celebrate being a 34DD - down a number and up two cups! @bearheadedgirl
@bearheadedgirl i would not have known by looking at you
@bearheadedgirl and I can still wear a 36C without problem
@bearheadedgirl I learned today that there are several sister sizes
Education for the day, Sister sizes for bras - http://is.gd/5aIuT
@kweenie i tried it out on a whim tonight.
Oh great, @johnmayerasasim sparkles...all the fucking time now because of a trait I chose for him.
@kweenie The game? yes. Working perfectly
@kweenie oh, yes ,i never want to take it off
@mcsafetyscissor Pick out a name for your daughter!
@johncmayer Now we just have to figure out what it takes to get you into a zorap with your brother's 4's.
@johncmayer Let's explain what Zorap chat is? It's just like tinychat.com expect better and more protection. Picture your favorite condom.
Lemme do it
zorap/sallyb still need to be a predator to get in
@johncmayer http://www.zorap.com/sallyb type in predator to get in. You've spoken with some of us in the tinychat before.
@johncmayer - http://www.zorap.com/sallyb @meeshell78 is in this chat with us!
I don't think @johncmayer can handle this room - http://www.zorap.com/sallyb
@cwm76 If you're not daring yourself to take a dump in a sink, visit http://zorap.com/sallyb pword- predator. You've chatted with us before!
@johncmayer there's something breathtaking about this recording. very touching, lovable because you can hear the vulnerability. Thank you!
@johncmayer Thanks for everything this year!
@johncmayer you lost the bet. great version of the song but you lost the bet.
Finally abandoning the room! Love to you all! *thud*
Ladies and gentlemen, The Breakfast Club is on and I don't work til I don't know when. Be a kid today.
@k8thompson Thank you. My brain just asploded over comprehending that.
@richgates it's on one of the Encore channels
Dear Craigslist landlords: How dare you discriminate against me for having pets. That's racist. That's petsist. I'm writing management.
@MayerBabe09 I am included in that
@MayerBabe09 well just for myself. i hate my 9.5 million grandkids.
Hay you!http://zorap.com/sallyb - i sound like maude so use that to get in.
Nevermind, we're all in vannydel's zorap.
'But I don't say anything because it's Prince.'

@cwm76 have you fucked a lot of 2s?
@cwm76 specifically, in the words of george carlin, have you ever been with 5 2's in one night?
@cwm76 There are a bunch of 10's in http://zorap/k8_thompson tonight. Type oasis to get in
turletries
Fact: Extra Lite tampons were invented for nosebleeds.
I think @bobmaron got lost at sea.
http://twitpic.com/rus1b -
to all who were concerned - i was at a light. they were moving. not me. not yet.
Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. No car accident. Thanks for the concern. What gave ya that thought?
http://twitpic.com/rwje9 -
http://twitpic.com/rwje9 - @Johncmayer, what's a 'heartbreak warfa?' It sounds like something your dog gets when it eats fleas.
http://twitpic.com/rwlib -
http://twitpic.com/rwlib - For @richgates and @cwm76 and all the white people.
http://twitpic.com/rus1b - See? 0mph. Also, what I was photographing was the 50th annual Mayercraft Carrier.
@cwm76 you have to call a doctor.

Hey @johncmayer - according to this http://is.gd/58xzD, you were supposed to be on CBC radio's Q today. What happened?
zorap/sallyb be a predator and get in for free
Okay fine, nobody come talk to me. Fuck y'all
@ExoticMoonFlwer totes understandable! go to bed
Goodnight everyone!
Dear Scarlett Johanssen and Pete Yorn: Stop trying to sound like She & Him. Love JMAaS
@MVFPimpette77 I heard a clip on VH1 just now and was like 'Is that the new She & Him song alread-OH...no.'
Twitter is allowing us to turn our text RED for today, just use the hashtag #RED in your World Aids Day tweets!

Can Sims get sick? Yes. Goodnight.
@kevinmarshall you're not gay, you're Kevin
@cwm76 Or, if you bought them something awesome, write, 'I want this back in good condition when this horrible marriage is over.'
@bearheadedgirl I love that you just implied that all of @cwm76's friends are fat women. I enjoy this. The visuals are wonderful.
@meeshell78 @cwm76 @bearheadedgirl Precisely, & some women like us rarely get the chance to do so, whether it be b/c we're single or the guy
@bearheadedgirl how would one assume that you were?
@bearheadedgirl I knew and I love you
Would you like to donate to @johnmayerasasim? Please visit the following link and pass the plate! http://is.gd/575OG
@johncmayer not having any software to install and being able to fuck around on your computer forever and ever.
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: love, follow, time - http://w33.us/2mma
I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: love, follow, time - http://w33.us/2mnc
@VannyDel I would argue she certainly does, see every constipated person ever.
@VannyDel @MCSafetyScissor all of mine were voluntary
What is this, the second episode of Family Guy where Brian was crying?
Beavis & Butthead Do America on MTV
@lucke13 i could handle an affair

@johncmayer Sammich and Tummy should never be used by grown men and women. #leaveitinthe00s.
@Johncmayer Lastly, the assumption that @bearheadedgirl is not awesome because she is overweight can stay behind. She's awesome. #LIIT00s
@johncmayer Frenemies. Not the word but the fact that they exist at all. #leaveitinthe00s
@karenrowena @conormichael the absence of walls makes it impossible to go quietly!
@cwm76 so you're saying she's a human washing machine? that's accurate too, considering the white powder consumed.
@johncmayer you should come to zorap tonight and chat - http://www.zorap.com/jhnnystwrt bring an orange to get in.
@kevinmarshall why are you there?
@cwm76 come into our chatroom - http://zorap.com/jhnnystwrt we have baileys. Please bring an orange to get in.

Dear @johncmayer, Starbucks is the Assassin of coffee, 'You get in. You get done. And then you get gone.' Love @k8thompson and @sallyblock
@danewhite007 That's because it's true
@cwm76 Seriously. Black Friday stupidity has nothing to do with gender. Someone's up at 3:30am buying them discount Wii's.
http://twitpic.com/r7uk8 -
http://twitpic.com/r7uw7 -
@johncmayer All hipsters. They can DIAF and would be the first on my list to #leaveitinthe00s
@johncmayer I disagree with the car crash comment. If George Carlin would have done it, it moves on to the next decade.

I was drunk over until an hour ago. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU GUISE!
@catdsilver I'm thankful for you too!
http://twitpic.com/r29r6 -
http://twitpic.com/r29r6 - We all understand you're an attractive man @cwm76, but next time give advanced warning of your presence in Albany
http://twitpic.com/r29r6 - @cwm76 this just makes you look like a retarded Zorro.
wanna see me rape my dinner? join me in zorap.
@richgates in honor of @cwm76 it is hotcarl
@MCSafetyScissor sallyb
Ladies and gents: we gon make love til you wake up.
@jhnnystwrt sallyb and hope you're wearing a hotcarl

@johncmayer You were in there for a long time. Hope you wore protection. Look out for a baby.
@johncmayer #imthankfulfor the new friends I've made and the many blessings this account has given me.
@johncmayer #imthankfulfor the old friends who have stuck by my side with the initial insanity that was @johnmayerasasim.
http://twitpic.com/qq02b - Not a new strip, but hopefully as funny. @caitinlv it's an orb lamp!
So @johncmayer is stopping into speak with Jian Ghomeshi on November 30th. Kind of makes me wish I still spoke with the latter man.
Go to bed. *sleep*
@yearinla one and the same
Buy one get one all fleece wear throughout the store for black friday at the Gap.
Per your request, @johncmayer, I'm 'registering' my leaked copy of 'Battle Studies, which #imthankfulfor this year.
@MeganRabren Time to set fire to the internets.
@senor_mc I'm going to bet it was a pink Motorola Razr

http://twitpic.com/qq02b - New strip featuring @bobmaron. A young @johncmayer's night out on the town starts out ugly.
http://twitpic.com/qq02b - @bearheadedgirl quit bitching, it's up.
@STINGYBee what?
@ShenaniganJenn murder?
@STINGYBee what are you talking about 'Whom Says?'
@STINGYBee I just don't understand you, I guess, lol
@VannyDel read that as meth
@STINGYBee In reality, female. In the strips, whichever character I'm playing.
@STINGYBee yes
http://twitpic.com/qq02b - @caitinlv yes it is a lamp.
Alright everyone. One last cartoon plug and then sleep! http://twitpic.com/qq02b
@Chanosky Isn't it sad when that's true? ugh...Welcome back?
http://twitpic.com/qrgdj -
@kbezee HAY YOU! Get up on dis!
@bearheadedgirl I still love you
Even though it's sad, this post has cheered me up some - http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41428972.html#cutid1

@LennyKravitz Am I watching this correctly, was your character in Precious involved with the title character towards the end?
Mo'Nique deserves some sort of Oscar, definitely supporting, for Precious. Go see it.
@caitinlv nope, very hopeful
Just watched the Degrassi spoof and Raf's Peter gave me flashbacks to Slick Slade @thefinebros http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kheErkUhRyU
@caitinlv oh sumbbitch
@catdsilver it's chill, you just have to redownload a patch when you go there. we're in a different room
http://twitpic.com/qor9g -
The problem with redneck jokes is that they acknowledge the problem but do nothing to fix them.
@TheSims3 Is there a digital download link for the latest patch? It doesn't load automatically for my game on my mac. Please help.
@TheSims3 Do you have a link for the new patch?
And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay.
@ShenaniganJenn @johncmayer is going to be on TMZ?
@cwm76 However, in 3 weeks you will have destroyed/messed up enough underwear to waste so many gallons of water, your tree savings fail.
@cwm76 But it doesn't really matter, I guess, because men/women around you won't want to go near you to undress you. Why wash?
New strip tonight, featuring @bobmaron
The strip will be done by tonight, @bearheadedgirl.
@bearheadedgirl y'all gon have to wait. go to kmark or something
And this is going to be a long one
Stripping.

Would you like to donate to @johnmayerasasim? Please visit http://is.gd/507zj to pass the plate.
Did that last link work for everyone? Hearing there are issues.
Fixed the code - you can go here to donate directly without visiting Livejournal: http://is.gd/508v6
"Come to me - I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas." - @JohnCleese
@BrandonBarash words cannot describe how jealous i am of you
@SUGARPLUMKELLY WHEREFORE ART THOU?! I DUN ASKED YOU A QUESTIONES
@SugarPlumKelly oh i know! i figured sweetie!
Goodbye standing around.
Everyone send peaceful and positive vibes to @ExoticMoonFlwer! She's wonderful and deserves a better Saturday than her Friday was! <3
Come sleep with me, let's sleep, let's sleep sleep away! Goodnight!
@johncmayer what lessons have you learned which could help with euro hipsters taking over your favorite cafe?
Why do people have to be dicks to n00bs on the message boards? Bowl of suck.
@catdsilver really glad was wrong about the ones i thought were elite though :)
Watching the Fuse butchered broadcast. It was better live --- Oh hey, @cwm76, totally caught you texting during @johncmayer's 'Crossroads.'
@cwm76 While growing up, John ever make those faces as he did other normal things? Washing the dishes, doing the laundry?
I bet my life savings that @johncmayer doesn't have a sex face or that if he does, it looks like this: http://is.gd/50JwR
@bobblablaw Carl's wearing a white or blue button down.
When they pan out to the audience on 'Who Says,' you might see me running up to take a photo, audience left.
Okay...it hit me.
There are no hairs that work for a sim @bobmaron

@Jim_Wolf Way to go. I won't mention that you ate twice as much as I did and in half the time. Oh shi---
@Jim_Wolf had it been a big mac, i would have finished sooner. Next time...
http://twitpic.com/q2wg8 - Myself (@sallyblock) and @bobmaron, courtesy of @bearheadedgirl #mayeronfuse!
@mayercrafter thank you. I'm starting to believe that @bobmaron's ascot needs its own twitter account
sleeping a well deserved sleep.
Gap Body from 2-6. Come visit. I forgot to switch back my twitter accounts. So imagine an elderly Johnmayerasasim folding panties & bras.
thats NYC. unfortunately no
*S*
Switching back the twitter accounts from my phone. You have all been saved.
@danewhite007 what channel?

Right now, I don't feel anything. It's so weird. I will not feel it until tomorrow.
details: was sitting on the floor beneath the balcony
big thanks to @bobmaron and @johncmayer for making this evening what it was. Also to @bearheadedgirl @Cheekiemunkey @ExoticMoonFlwer
@MeganRabren it was super awesome to meet you!
Safe travels to everyone heading back home from the NYC @johncmayer concert.
http://twitpic.com/q02np -
http://twitpic.com/q02nq -
http://twitpic.com/q066d -
@cwm76 you should've stood outside of the Beacon and sung previews of the songs in place of itunes previews.
On the metro and going back home. Resuming usual Twitterverse jackassery in 5 hours. Haters please remain to the left.
@vanntydel I feel the same! sorry it was so short! I was going to get my hair all crazy for you.
@cwm even if you were using a vertical tanning unit?
@cwm76 even if you were using a vertical tanning unit?
http://twitpic.com/q1czi -
http://twitpic.com/q1zsi -
http://twitpic.com/q1czi - Because honestly, no glove = no love. Your pets are concerned.
http://www.zorap.com/sallyb
everybody bring their nightwires
@sugarplumkelly @MCSafetyScissor zorap - come on!
@k8thompson zorap/sallyb bring the nightwires mah dea
http://twitpic.com/q2dhz - From 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

http://twitpic.com/pu553 -
http://twitpic.com/pu5kp -
Going to 88th and 2nd.
Drunk in Manhattan 88th and 2nd.
Oh manhattan.
At a dive in Manhatten with a dude who looks like Seth Rogen.
@Uilos was a good evening. will see you soon.
my total win for the evening? banging my arm into the paper towel holder in the bathroom, causing it to crash and spill out everywhere.
Oh Shit, Journey is playing. All bets are off.
@uilos if i ever say 'give it away now,' it's about my drink. it means I've had too much . I'll say RHCP ME.
if i ever say 'give it away now,' it's about my drink. it means I've had too much . I'll say RHCP ME.
Stopping at a white castle at 4am is always a holy event. I imagine @bobmaron would be proud of my meal.
I'm going to kill at least one of the people I'm with right now. Omfg. I can't even.
@BobMaron You would be happy. From what I can remember, I ate about 9 cheeseburgers around 5 am.
@johncmayer thank you for being awesome enough that I created this.
@johncmayer You have not made me smile at work, because I am not working today. But if I was, the Gap is not playing 'Battle Studies' yet.
What time did anyone want to do anything? Please advise.
@Pixolita WTF YOU MET DANNY DEVITO?
So there are just now released tickets available for the Beacon. And it happens when I only have $25 to my name because of Bank of America.
@SeraphimAngels that'd be awesome.
@SeraphimAngels Pantie shooting? what??
@SeraphimAngels I'm not doing anything with my panties.
@ellebees that was last night
@onlybymoonlight awwww
And for those who may not know, my real name is Sally.
Leaving @hsutha's apt in 5.
On the 7, very close.
@meeshell78 possibly, thank you for your help!
http://twitpic.com/pxbze -
@bobmaron you have made my night.
So it's not front row...
*S*
Steven tyler is in the audience. I can see his head.
Steven tyler is jamming out to 'No Such Thing.' It's kind of adorable.
None of this will hit me until tomorrow.
In person, @bobmaron is so much more awesome than expected.

@bobblablaw if you're wondering why I'm following you now, it's because someone shared with me your Assassins photoshop. Heartfully yours.
http://twitpic.com/pqa3d - Elderly @johncmayer has broken loose in NYC.
@bobmaron are you in NYC yet?
zorap chat tonight. DM for deets!
@mayercrafter ahhh ok will do!
@cwm76 Lavender is good but the aftertaste is horrible.
@Johncmayer not likely as their heightened sense of smell would waken and alert them to a change in the atmosphere. Thus avoiding disaster.
http://twitpic.com/pqa3d - He wanted to see Rent but was too late.
@Jim_Wolf I will go easy. I promise.
@bearheadedgirl i wish i was there
Still in upstate.
HEY you, chick in the Hannaford commercial! Get back in the In Living Color repeats where you belong. Ugh. Why do I have to school people?
Leaving Walden in an hour and a half
On the metro
Haven't even gotten into the city and already someone reeks of piss. Oh my.
One hour away from Grand Central. Jay-Z on the Ipod cause I'm a cliche. Hit me up if you want to chill with me and my girl @hsutha tonight.
Thank you, @S_C_ for letting me know that we are apparently off that. Take that to mean what you will.
@cwm76 ask @thefinebros, egg nog is really chicken jizz. They have video documentation to support.
http://twitpic.com/ptrem -
Dear Remy Martin ad on the 7, are things really getting interesting? Really? Signed, Mgmt.

I already know some of you are, but how many of you are going to NYC for this week's @johncmayer shows?
Warning to everyone who gets my tweets sent to their phones - Monday thru Wednesday I'll be tweeting via text so it might go into overload.
Re last text: This is because I'll be in New York City for those days. You could stalk me, but I probably don't look like my twitter photo.
Why hello there, @jim_wolf. I look forward to hitting on you in NYC this week.
Anyone going to be in the city that needs my number, please ask now.
@meeshell78 windmill? what?
@VannyDel what the eff does windmill mean?
@VannyDel never did hear about it. good to know!
God dammit, I can't get my device synced back up to twitter.
Fixed it. All set to go. NYC tomorrow night.

goodnight kiddoes.
Oh @catdsilver, I miss you too.
@catdsilver I'm going to age him when @mcsafetyscissor and Kyla's baby is born. Oh crap, I just admitted I knew about that.
@catdsilver But shit if that little kid doesn't look like an extra from Children of the Corn.
@catdsilver I don't know. We're not given a choice in the game.

Goodnight everybody! Especially you!
http://twitpic.com/p2hu6 - Enjoy the new gPod. It'll be worth the weight. Gnight.
http://twitpic.com/p2udr - Rubber Duxkie, you're the one!
@meeshell78 i'm not sure if rowe or richgates are still in there. dm them. i'm sleepy :D
http://twitpic.com/pfk9l - For @richgates and @vannydel, my hair this evening after taking out the 18 bobby pins keeping it up.
@johncmayer Find the nearest independent paging system and start paging yourself to a gate on the opposite side of the airport. Don't show.

@senor_mc that'd make them doubly semelly.
@senor_mc it's a Freudian slip that I mispelled that.
I fell asleep ON Bubbie. ON BUBBIE.
@danewhite007 you're welcome.
@meeshell78 I hope all is okay soon!
@ben_mayer Ahh the Fugitive...
Sleeptime!
RT @twtfm: Want to win a free trip for 2 to the 2010 Sundance Film Festival? Check this out http://bit.ly/45wxRt and Please ReTweet! #ad
So well done RT @TheSims3: But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers... http://bit.ly/3yKGYc
Downloading a new bathroom set. Thanks to all who have donated. If you'd like to donate to @johnmayerasasim, please visit http://is.gd/4KOxX
When I take an elderly @johnmayerasasim to France, he shall make the finest wines.http://is.gd/4TK2z
@ben_mayer Isn't that the classic conundrum of ballfish?
@bobmaron http://twitpic.com/pakpz - Those probably won't help the truce as they are fancy Nestle and not the Hershey Brand. I mean, duh, Bo
Is there a zorap tonight?

There's got to be a tweet about bathtime
zorap tonight?
@richgates it sounds like zoraping
zor-RAPING
Working on another strip (yes again) and then I'll be in the zorap
http://twitpic.com/p2udr - Rubber Duckie makes everyone's day better!
@ShenaniganJenn I would invite you but I feel like you'd set fire to every girl in the room.
@richgates HOW DID YOU KNOW?
@ShenaniganJenn I STILL LOVE YOU.
@senor_mc http://twitpic.com/p2vcx - I love that the half-naked chick is on the smaller screen. You stay classay :)
Dear Verizon Wireless, STFU and give me a twitter app for my ENV Touch. Not a shortcut, an App.
@ShenaniganJenn you will know pity from me when it's served
First "Texts from Last Night," and now "Shit My Dad Says." John Mayer should contact me. We can make an animated tv show. 1 shitty season.
@danewhite007 online chatting/vidchatting
@bobmaron The only people who should complain about your pictures are Anorexics and Bulimics. But even then you're helping them.
http://twitpic.com/p2udr - Bathtime fun with @johncmayer
http://twitpic.com/p2hu6 - "Oooh baby baby! Oh baby baby. Ah, push it." ~ @johncmayer, the new cover.
So since I can't eat Yoplait Light, I can be mad at the bear sheriff.
Should I know who Justin Beiber is?
Nuff said. RT @ellebees: A pedophile's wet dream.
@ellebees DNW
Why is it that past ANTM winner Danielle was told to get enunciation lessons but this current cycle's Laura sounds even worse than she did?
What an adorable youtube video featuring @johncmayer - http://bit.ly/40SL8L

http://twitpic.com/oz0wx - New Strip - Elderly @johncmayer returns to the Mayercraft and is disappointed.
RT @senor_mc: Everyone should want and have someone to come home to.
http://twitpic.com/oz0wx - Just a replay of last night. Imagine if you lived on the Mayercrafter.
@STINGYBee Thank you! And good morning.
Brb, downloading new sims hair
Next up, I'm getting my own animated show @bearheadedgirl. Bill Hader will do the voice.
I'm really glad that the Sims 3 allows you to alt+tab between windows.
@linzeeanne oh, this. I agree so har.
Laundry done. Now, I sim
Oh yeah, and last night's strip - featuring the Mayercraft. http://twitpic.com/oz0wx
@bearheadedgirl did she send you to row quadruple z?
@bearheadedgirl That's rude of her.
@bearheadedgirl it's called jeliz
If you'd like to donate to @johnmayerasasim, you can do so by visiting this page! Pass the plate! http://bit.ly/1n5ZvZ
@MCSafetyScissor you never know when you'll need those! you keep them!
@caitinlv I feel the same way. *hugs*
http://twitpic.com/p2g44 - For @johncmayer, eternally grateful. Glad to know you're still here.
http://twitpic.com/p2hci - @johncmayer has a brilliant advertising idea and loves the 80s.
Had to delete the 2nd twitpic, found an ERROR!
@ExoticMoonFlwer you're welcome!
http://twitpic.com/p2hu6 - @johncmayer has a brilliant idea and loves the 80s at the same time!
Why does twitpic say November 11th? Damn near gave me a heart attack.
Seriously, @thefinebros could've done a better job at this: http://bit.ly/1x5Z0N

@exoticmoonflwer I want that song at my wedding.
I had a horrible nightmare about NYC.
In order to get there, everyone met up at my mom's condo, about 2hrs north of NYC. I took a nap, and I awoke 45 minutes into the concert
Everyone had ditched me
And it wasn't like I could get down there in time for the show because a) i don't have tickets, b) 2hrs away, c)HOLDING YOUR SHIT HOSTAGE!
Then JohnMayerAsASim showed up and we made out for the rest of the night. So...good dream/bad dream?
@BunnyEars everyone saw it. it was quite the spectacle. The media showed up. He wouldn't stop. Considering calling it rape.
Are you kidding me? (NSFW) http://images.thesimsresource.com/1329/1329497.jpg
@idlikethat it's 6pm PST, you have another 3 hours, i believe.
@idlikethat or maybe i'm wrong...
http://bit.ly/jOpxT
Oh ignore that past tweet, that was a previous performance of 'Stitched up"
@catdsilver yes, my love
So if i've interpreted my dream correctly, I have a strong desire to be with my alter ego. Well, let's get it on.
@johncmayer Purchasing the CD next week and getting the vinyl for Hanukkah.
@MandiElyse I'm not sure when my mom is planning on sending it to me. But she wanted to buy me the CD and I told her "I got this one..."
@VannyDel I think you should, getting them riled up outside of the message board is funnnnnnnnn
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@richgates blame it on the shaky hands
@richgates I am, it was regular chicken breast seasoned with dill and pepper. Slathered with Balsamic afterwards.
@trulydawn You're welcome!
@vannydel The opening of "Edge of Desire" reminds me of DMB's 'Satellite, if the song was good and about wanting to fuck.Thanks @johncmayer
Dear @johncmayer, make up your mind as to which email with to you would like us to send our disagreements. I'll be waiting impatiently.
@VannyDel I'll be there in a week and a day.

Any zoraping tonight ?
Goodmorning Girls and boys! I'm going to bed!
sleep well, @richgates, @caitinlv, @cheekeymonkey and @sugarplumkelly! you are wonderful!
It's time to work on strips.
@catdsilver oh my love, it might not be epic but it should be something to tide people over.
I don't get why they muted out 'testicle' on Comedy Central just now...
@richgates FROM FERRIS BUELLER?
@cwm76 Not hungry anymore #threewordsaftersex
At least aim for my breasts.
@MCSafetyScissor it's sad to not have the right boobs in the Sims
@senor_mc I saw that photo and would like you to know that it's all it would take to get in my pants right now.

Dear @bobmaron - I am overdosing on pumpkin seeds because of you. Thank you.
Where my girls at? zorap.com/sallyb sneeze to get in!
@kweenie nada
Excuse me, have you ever seen the Scott Stapp sex tape? #badpickuplines
You're giving me a raging semi #horriblepickuplines
@MCSafetyScissor Will send support
@MCSafetyScissor semiboner
Gnite @bearheadedgirl!
Nope, not blocked, just not paying attention.
Goodnight everybody!
@cwm76 That should be the engraving.
@kweenie am glad she's okay!

Happy Birthday, Ms. @VannyDel - you are Wonderful and I am sleepy! Crazyhair for you all the time!
@shenaniganjenn I should go see the movie Precious this weekend.
@shenaniganjenn And by I, I mean you. I think it would LEARN YOU SOME TOLERANCE!
AND I'M OUT!
@ShenaniganJenn Officially jealous :) <3
@BobMaron You should give out photobooks of your dinner plates as gifts. With original captions of course.
Okay, seriously, sleep. Tweeting in this drowse is dangerous.
@bobmaron http://twitpic.com/ois9p - I was afraid this was going to be food.
Where mah zoraps at? I'mma create one
http://zorap.com/sallyb sneeze to get in sweethearts

@senor_mc http://twitpic.com/obw6c - Is that tweetdeck? If not, what app is that for twitter? I need it in my life. It's sexy, Senor MC_Sexa
Showered and going to sleep.
@SugarPlumKelly Goodnight!
@elvisduran It can but my friends used to call them jumbo yummies.
Oh look, I missed a lot of twitter drama. Fuck sleep. I need to become a real Sim.
Oh look whose mobileweb finally decided to work? Fuck you, Verizon.
#perezhiltonisacompletepieceofshit
I don't want to download it because it would mean going to the site of #hewhoshallnotbenamed
@k8thompson i hate his stupid ass
@PerezHilton Thanks for being a douchebag...again.
THEY HAVE CHRISTMAS OUTFITS ON THE SIMS!
WHERE ARE THE HANUKKAH OUTFITS?
@catdsilver i'm jewish too, how do you think i feel?
Until they give me a tree/menorah, I'm not downloading the set.
@caitinlv that would be sexy and hebraic
Oh look, a JOhn Mayer post. SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
has anyone opened a zorap? i'm going to because i'm bored waiting for my dye to set
Come chat at http://www.zorap.com/sallyb bring your boobs to get in...Man boobs are also acceptable
well done and done, chat opened

do i need to start my own zorap? i'm tipsy...this could be a problem
@pixolita http://twitpic.com/o7yjm - pixie's coming? hooray!
@Pixolita will just be in the city to meet/greet the ladies. Not so much going to the show cause I ain't got tix. I should be sleeping now.
@VannyDel where'd the chat move to?
@caitinlv chat still going?
@ThisIsRobThomas very good choice.
@ShenaniganJenn I adore thee. Fo sho. It's on.
Dear @bobmaron you have now made me afraid to fly.
Why did I think that wordpress cost something?
For new followers, here's what this account is all about - http://twitpic.com/jdvhp
Anyone wanna buy my 80gb silver ipod? $200. No issues. I just wanna buy an ipod touch.
@bobmaron I don't want to travel to AZ to get my clothes back from those townies in that link you shared. That state is out of control! :)
@Mayer_Babe definitely not.
http://twitpic.com/ob4vs - @BobMaron However, I have relatives in Phoenix. Here's a photo of me driving through the desert/looking for lost
DEAR ANTM - THANK YOU FOR SENDING SUNDAI HOME. SHE NEEDED TO LEAVE 3 EPISODES AGO, OR HOW MANY EPISODES WERE THE FIRST EP. THANK YOU.

I give up, the game didn't accept it
What? RT @thesforacle: @JohnMayerAsASim http://twitpic.com/o36kz - fuck no chump ass bitch
@senor_mc I LOVE ichat. It is amazing. You are even more awesome for having a mac.
@MCSafetyScissor i heart you and goodnight!
At 9 minutes and 13 seconds, this is my jam for the day. Enjoy. http://is.gd/4MiPn
I brought along michael mcdonald to help us out
Why read Twilight when you can read the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry about it for free? It's twice as good - http://is.gd/4MonH
@johncmayer I'm contacting @GapOfficial to advise them of your disloyalty since your photo shoot.

@senor_mc I don't know who you think you are but you're very attractive. Not funny. And people like you get turned into Sims in their sleep.
@senor_mc IJust kidding, you're funny. It's a very easy life. You spend all day eating, having sex, maybe getting a job. That's optional.
@senor_mc there are cheats to cancel out the need to eat/shower/go to the bathroom at all. So you can spend the day playing video games.
@senor_mc Oh *I* do, but in the game, there's a cheat that gets rid of the need. If I were to make YOU a Sim, you would never piss/shit/eat.
@senor_mc I think you would be. You could be whatever you want. Mad scientist? Check. Porn Seller? Check. Pimp? Sure thing.
@senor_mc I'm not sure, I might need to wait for the Half-assed Expansion pack to come out.
Have successfully pre-ordered the Sims 3 - World Edition expansion pack. If you'd like to donate, please visit http://is.gd/4KOxX Goodnight!
@KarenRowena Going right now, milady! I suck at keeping my promises.
@ecctv do you have windows or mac?
@cwm76 Remember to stop showering for full effect.
@Cheekiemunkey do you get the full aura/visual shit with it too?
I lost 3 followers today. Weeding out the weak from the strong, I call it.
Oh look, a John Mayer post on ONTD. SPAM IT.
@ecctv try reinstalling it over your current copy
@ellebees mac or pc?
@Cheekiemunkey that's a dick, that's what that is. i get the aura, it's the worst evar. it feels like purple
@ellebees ugh, check to see if tubetv is available for PC. I use it all the time
@ecctv just the original Sims 2.
@ecctv i might be talking out my ass here, but i've reinstalled sims 3 over my current copy and it fixed everything, but it's 3 not 2.
@cwm76 did you cry when BNL broke up?
'TO WONG FOO' IS ON BET!
@MCSafetyScissor will be there soon, i have to download some shit for my sims and see if they work!
Would you like to donate to John Mayer as a Sim? You can do so here. Go on and pass the plate and add me on Livejournal! http://is.gd/4KOxX
@cwm76 In which song does Courtney Love sound like Edward Norton?
http://twitpic.com/o332h - You know, if @bobmaron were a girl, I could give him this hair in a hot minute.
@bearheadedgirl i'd have to make him a chick first...that'd be weird
http://twitpic.com/o36kz - Oh, my agod. Hey @bobmaron, will this do?

http://twitpic.com/ntmmo - Elderly @johncmayer should be called upon to repopulate the world. New strip.
http://twitpic.com/ntmmo - New strip featuring @mcsafetyscissor
@VannyDel why for not you in here, in the room chatting?
@mayercrafter OH MY DEAR, I WISH.
@bobmaron we're up chatting in http://www.zorap.com/caitlinlv you need a guitar to get in.
@catdsilver so does his parents :)
Goodnight to everyone!
A new baby - http://is.gd/4JSXL and a new grandchild on the way - http://is.gd/4JSZe - what a world. Goodnight!
@SugarPlumKelly gnite!
@caitinlv Thank you and gnite
@bobmaron http://twitpic.com/nvth5 - It's Challah bread season already? Are those raisins? Om nom nom.
http://twitpic.com/ntmmo - New Strip from last night.
http://twitpic.com/nt8x5 - Another new strip from last night.
@thesforacle huh?
did someone get @mcsafetyscissor's account suspended? i hope not. that kid's a cutey.
@MCSafetyScissor i see you
http://twitpic.com/nx6dl - New Strip - the birth of 'Who Says,' @johncmayer will never admit.
http://twitpic.com/nx6dl - Who says I can't annoy the shit out of a taxi driver?
http://twitpic.com/nxqp2 - Not a new strip but I couldn't NOT post this.
@Nick_Sydney It'd be hard to fellate a filet-o-fish due to the consistency of breaded skin. Hence the ease of doing so to human counterparts
@danewhite007 why bother? Honestly, it'd just bring more frustration into your life and it's not worth it
@danewhite007 i know exactly what you mean :)
Started up a chat, hope you brought your boobs or else you can't get in - http://www.zorap.com/sallyb
But if I don't immediately respond in there, it's because i'm playing the sims...at the same time. I'm awesome.
This is the president Kennedy shooting episode. I knew Mad Men would cover it by seasons end.
@MandiElyse I have to get the entire thing. I don't have any season