JM, As a Sim

There's got to be a tweet about bathtime
zorap tonight?
@richgates it sounds like zoraping
zor-RAPING
Working on another strip (yes again) and then I'll be in the zorap
http://twitpic.com/p2udr - Rubber Duckie makes everyone's day better!
@ShenaniganJenn I would invite you but I feel like you'd set fire to every girl in the room.
@richgates HOW DID YOU KNOW?
@ShenaniganJenn I STILL LOVE YOU.
@senor_mc http://twitpic.com/p2vcx - I love that the half-naked chick is on the smaller screen. You stay classay :)
Dear Verizon Wireless, STFU and give me a twitter app for my ENV Touch. Not a shortcut, an App.
@ShenaniganJenn you will know pity from me when it's served
First "Texts from Last Night," and now "Shit My Dad Says." John Mayer should contact me. We can make an animated tv show. 1 shitty season.
@danewhite007 online chatting/vidchatting
@bobmaron The only people who should complain about your pictures are Anorexics and Bulimics. But even then you're helping them.
http://twitpic.com/p2udr - Bathtime fun with @johncmayer
http://twitpic.com/p2hu6 - "Oooh baby baby! Oh baby baby. Ah, push it." ~ @johncmayer, the new cover.
So since I can't eat Yoplait Light, I can be mad at the bear sheriff.
Should I know who Justin Beiber is?
Nuff said. RT @ellebees: A pedophile's wet dream.
@ellebees DNW
Why is it that past ANTM winner Danielle was told to get enunciation lessons but this current cycle's Laura sounds even worse than she did?
What an adorable youtube video featuring @johncmayer - http://bit.ly/40SL8L