JM, As a Sim

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Did that last link work for everyone? Hearing there are issues.
Fixed the code - you can go here to donate directly without visiting Livejournal: http://is.gd/508v6
"Come to me - I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas." - @JohnCleese
@BrandonBarash words cannot describe how jealous i am of you
@SUGARPLUMKELLY WHEREFORE ART THOU?! I DUN ASKED YOU A QUESTIONES
@SugarPlumKelly oh i know! i figured sweetie!
Goodbye standing around.
Everyone send peaceful and positive vibes to @ExoticMoonFlwer! She's wonderful and deserves a better Saturday than her Friday was! <3
Come sleep with me, let's sleep, let's sleep sleep away! Goodnight!
@johncmayer what lessons have you learned which could help with euro hipsters taking over your favorite cafe?
Why do people have to be dicks to n00bs on the message boards? Bowl of suck.
@catdsilver really glad was wrong about the ones i thought were elite though :)
Watching the Fuse butchered broadcast. It was better live --- Oh hey, @cwm76, totally caught you texting during @johncmayer's 'Crossroads.'
@cwm76 While growing up, John ever make those faces as he did other normal things? Washing the dishes, doing the laundry?
I bet my life savings that @johncmayer doesn't have a sex face or that if he does, it looks like this: http://is.gd/50JwR
@bobblablaw Carl's wearing a white or blue button down.
When they pan out to the audience on 'Who Says,' you might see me running up to take a photo, audience left.
Okay...it hit me.
There are no hairs that work for a sim @bobmaron