JM, As a Sim

@johncmayer This sounds like a challenge. I accept.
@alicekoz you mean even though you don't know me for real?
@alicekoz I'm not really john mayer
@alicekoz well keep tweeting at him and maybe he'll respond, but I say it on my profile that I'm not him.
@alicekoz are you yelling at me? please stop.
It smells like cat mouth in here.
@alicekoz It was a mug from Starbucks
@alicekoz I don't understand you at all.
@alicekoz I just don't understand what you're talking about
@alicekoz and you need to really understand that I'm not @johncmayer.
@alicekoz language barrier
@alicekoz yes but why did you ask me about animals and a home?
@alicekoz broken english.
@alicekoz yes to both
@alicekoz No offense, I thought you were from Brazil and were translating your spanish to english.
@alicekoz Wait, you're translating portuguese to english?
@alicekoz oh silly one, speak and talk mean the same thing
@alicekoz Never been
@alicekoz Nope, Australia's awesome!