JM, As a Sim

@mcsafetyscissor nevermind, done
@SallyBlock http://twitpic.com/18djsg - chuck schumer!
When idiots decided they knew how to spell everything. RT @caitinlv: When did itbecome popular to spell "whine" with a g in it?
Whine with a "g" in it is pronounced "hinge" with a "w" in front of it, not the way it's intended, @caitinlv
Oh, @caitinlv, and I forgot, IT'S ALSO FUCKING WRONG.
Time to drink some coffee. If I don't, one of you will die.
@caitinlv You're a sexy black winj.
Is it possible to have (good) oral in a hammock? @catdsilvver, let's find out!
@caitinlv I've been with a man before, it was nice. I should've gone in that chat and told that kid whatfor. You are none of those things
Ooooh, FINALLY A JOB FOR MY OLD MAN BALLS:http://is.gd/aQIAL
@caitinlv Oh, to treat ballfish!
"Do you know what I have? The Sims family that keeps getting murdered!" Liz Lemon
Time to go on a random following spree
@VannyDel Sit your black ass down, I'm already following you :) *sbliorm scholop*
@VannyDel *dies*
@VannyDel It's from that hour glass machine, right? I remember it from my youth
@VannyDel First time I drank it, I was in my 20s. I was freaked out.