YEAH!!!!! RT @krisarms: @JohnMayerAsASim And you, m'dear, are a god amongst men. Calgarians salute you by the hundreds.
This is a cautionary tale: a boombox is not a toy.
@kisstheground Watch SNL tonight. and if a stripper is still using a boombox then she's not doing it right.
@kisstheground In my experience, a whole sound system at a club.
@kisstheground Oh, never had one of them.
American Psycho is on IFC right now.
Trufax: I used to know someone who dated one of the prostitutes in 'American Psycho.' Not the one who sticks around to get chased...
Two minutes until the Semi-Annual Time Traveling Extravaganza!!!!!
Being a good old Jew and eating a bagel with Salmon
http://twitpic.com/18muat -
@MCSafetyScissor Are you up to date with the patches? What happens? Go to support.ea.com
@itrevormoore She had a band, was a stewardess then a pilot, and a stay at home mom - which implies she had a sugardaddy (not Ken).
@itrevormoore I basically mean to say that Bitch made it work.
@Benjamin__Linus There is a man in @sallyblock's office who looks just like you. His name is Steven. Sally has a crush on him but is scared.
@catdsilver Get your sexy ass on the Arc Trainer. It'll make your ass toned in half the time of the elliptical.
@LuckyTheresa That song about friendship that they sing in the car should be everyone's ringtone for their best friend. Trufax.
Today is Sunday and I've had my first cup of coffee in two days. Feel free to ask me anything as I feel very responsive this afternoon.
@catdsilver http://www.arctrainer.com/ Good for the ass.
@MCSafetyScissor After it starts working, you can no longer use the old disc to run the game.
@MCSafetyScissor Oh...that's fucked.
@MCSafetyScissor Did you check this page out? http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/forums/list.page
@catdsilver That's how you know I'm about to show up
@MCSafetyScissor Oh. Hmph....yeah, then tech support intervention is important.
@catdsilver I will smack the ass but never enter unless you ask. But even then why would I when you already have a better parking spot.
Q:If you were a stripper, what would your stage name be and why?... A:Old Dirty Jew Bastard http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/307167113
Q:How's your hip? A:Which one? They're constantly thrown out of alignment because I ref... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/307186432
Q:Name 3 things that you absolutely REFUSE... A:My current wife :)No, uhm, seriously? T... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/307208227
@vannydel, I have answered your questions.
IT WAS IMPORTANT NEWS FOR YOUR EVERY DAY LIFE, @CAITINLV!
http://twitpic.com/18n9dw - Why I love Maddy and so should you.
YOU CAN'T SEXFIRE ME! I SEXQUIT!
LISA! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CHILD! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!
Today is Sunday. Feel free to ask me anything as I feel very responsive this afternoon.
He hangs me from the shower rod with your old bras and then we laugh at you!
@SugarPlumKelly awesome :)
Watching Tool Academy. They'd better cry.
Wow, I didn't know that tanning made you feminine. Thanks #ToolAcademy!
@johncmayer I patiently await your arrival.
To Catch A Predator is on MSNBC right now. NAKED DUDE!!!!!!!!
Girls, it's that middle aged guy who went into the mcdonalds...
@SugarPlumKelly I swear, I've never done this before.
CHATTING? YOU'RE SITTING IN HIS KITCHEN NAKED, JOHN!
@SugarPlumKelly I just wanted some cookies.
John Kenelly: a winner, everybody...http://is.gd/aFixy
I was just gonna get something to eat...
There's obviously a mistake, @caitinlv. I just wanted to get McNuggets and sweet chili sauce so I could eat like an Olympian champion.
@caitinlv I would share what I found in the back with you
This is a cautionary tale: a boombox is not a toy.
@kisstheground Watch SNL tonight. and if a stripper is still using a boombox then she's not doing it right.
@kisstheground In my experience, a whole sound system at a club.
@kisstheground Oh, never had one of them.
American Psycho is on IFC right now.
Trufax: I used to know someone who dated one of the prostitutes in 'American Psycho.' Not the one who sticks around to get chased...
Two minutes until the Semi-Annual Time Traveling Extravaganza!!!!!
Being a good old Jew and eating a bagel with Salmon
http://twitpic.com/18muat -
@MCSafetyScissor Are you up to date with the patches? What happens? Go to support.ea.com
@itrevormoore She had a band, was a stewardess then a pilot, and a stay at home mom - which implies she had a sugardaddy (not Ken).
@itrevormoore I basically mean to say that Bitch made it work.
@Benjamin__Linus There is a man in @sallyblock's office who looks just like you. His name is Steven. Sally has a crush on him but is scared.
@catdsilver Get your sexy ass on the Arc Trainer. It'll make your ass toned in half the time of the elliptical.
@LuckyTheresa That song about friendship that they sing in the car should be everyone's ringtone for their best friend. Trufax.
Today is Sunday and I've had my first cup of coffee in two days. Feel free to ask me anything as I feel very responsive this afternoon.
@catdsilver http://www.arctrainer.com/ Good for the ass.
@MCSafetyScissor After it starts working, you can no longer use the old disc to run the game.
@MCSafetyScissor Oh...that's fucked.
@MCSafetyScissor Did you check this page out? http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/forums/list.page
@catdsilver That's how you know I'm about to show up
@MCSafetyScissor Oh. Hmph....yeah, then tech support intervention is important.
@catdsilver I will smack the ass but never enter unless you ask. But even then why would I when you already have a better parking spot.
Q:If you were a stripper, what would your stage name be and why?... A:Old Dirty Jew Bastard http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/307167113
Q:How's your hip? A:Which one? They're constantly thrown out of alignment because I ref... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/307186432
Q:Name 3 things that you absolutely REFUSE... A:My current wife :)No, uhm, seriously? T... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/307208227
@vannydel, I have answered your questions.
IT WAS IMPORTANT NEWS FOR YOUR EVERY DAY LIFE, @CAITINLV!
http://twitpic.com/18n9dw - Why I love Maddy and so should you.
YOU CAN'T SEXFIRE ME! I SEXQUIT!
LISA! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CHILD! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!
Today is Sunday. Feel free to ask me anything as I feel very responsive this afternoon.
He hangs me from the shower rod with your old bras and then we laugh at you!
@SugarPlumKelly awesome :)
Watching Tool Academy. They'd better cry.
Wow, I didn't know that tanning made you feminine. Thanks #ToolAcademy!
@johncmayer I patiently await your arrival.
To Catch A Predator is on MSNBC right now. NAKED DUDE!!!!!!!!
Girls, it's that middle aged guy who went into the mcdonalds...
@SugarPlumKelly I swear, I've never done this before.
CHATTING? YOU'RE SITTING IN HIS KITCHEN NAKED, JOHN!
@SugarPlumKelly I just wanted some cookies.
John Kenelly: a winner, everybody...http://is.gd/aFixy
I was just gonna get something to eat...
There's obviously a mistake, @caitinlv. I just wanted to get McNuggets and sweet chili sauce so I could eat like an Olympian champion.
@caitinlv I would share what I found in the back with you
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