Gave Maddy an early dismissal from school by 3hrs. We're going to the fucking park.
http://twitpic.com/16fnz4 - I am REALLY digging my new(ly fixed) bangs.
@johncmayer I'm really glad you're back to your old tricks.
@VannyDel It's the way to be.
Schlorb on my knob. Check in with me and do your job. RT @VannyDel: @JohnMayerAsASim Schlorb.
@Chanosky That's very Quantum Leapish of you. I miss that show...ZIGGY says there's a 25% chance you already killed that hooker.
Gonna be a long night in the mansion. Barista at Sbux gave Maddy & I our drinks and a free iced vanilla latte from a drive-away @catdsilver!
So expect me to be awake until 4am, tweeting about sex, conspiracy theories and how much I admired my old physique (cough @johncmayer cough)
But what will I actually be doing this evening? Passing out from all the sugar I've put into old man balls. Crack is way better than this.
*sigh*
Looking forward to it already. RT @VannyDel: I'll do my job alright but if I do you're going to have a dislocated hip for a few days.
@Chanosky You really have to get Al to smack that prehistoric blackberry a little harder next time, so he can get a more accurate reading.
@Chanosky It's better than the iPhone I don't have. But this year I break from Verizon, screaming 'Fuck you, I'm a dragon.'
@meeshell78 Fapping. And it's awesome.
Oh look, a Canadian is walking into this Starbucks. No, it's not a joke.
I'm not being racist; I saw their license plate.
Does everyone go to Rollingstone to bitch about their breakup with @jessicasimpson? Shut the fuck up already and you'll get over it faster.
Also, I went to tryjm to see some reviews for @johncmayer's latest concerts. IDGAF about the weather or if you had your period. Music only.
@Chanosky Not sure if this is funny or sad but earlier today, I was thinking about pubicide...
@LuizaVilleneuve well, go to tryjm.com and download it.
@Stop_VerizaRape I don't think Rape is a joke. So I'm not partaking in this.
@Chanosky I saw something that looked like a bug going down the drain and it reminded me of an outbreak some girls I knew had in college.
@LuizaVilleneuve No, I just saw a license plate from Canada and a protector that said Toronto.
http://twitpic.com/16fo71 - Look at this sexy bitch (you see what I did there). I want to bang her like a 1950s housewife. Don't you all?
@chanosky it's only a plague if you do it wrong.
GPS location: http://is.gd/9Dv8U. secret shit.
That's actually a picture of me in my real form. I'm a sexless green game piece from the Game of Life.
@antitheistangie it ain't just Christians. It applies to followers of any religion who don't understand what they've been taught. Sad.
@Nick_Sydney shit.
@Nick_Sydney all they'll find is some hot brunette in a Prius, drinking coffee and playing with her bangs.
I cannot see my way out. Male Prostitution seems to be my only option. You can say no to being a night-looker, boy-hooker, rent-boy bro-pro
@VannyDel Bitch, I don't work for shit. I'm retired. I'll give you $5 from my pension check and that's in simoleons.
@VannyDel One Penny = $1 Simoleon. Faboo exchange rate. Sliaiabe blogrith
@VannyDel I mean, schlaba doorbie
God dammit, the daughter on 'The Middle' is so fucking annoying.
I love Bev D'Angelo. There are so many dirty things I would do to her.
@Jason_Pollock Season 6 will kick your brain into two pieces.
Maddy has a rush on the paper boy.
http://twitpic.com/16fnz4 - I am REALLY digging my new(ly fixed) bangs.
@johncmayer I'm really glad you're back to your old tricks.
@VannyDel It's the way to be.
Schlorb on my knob. Check in with me and do your job. RT @VannyDel: @JohnMayerAsASim Schlorb.
@Chanosky That's very Quantum Leapish of you. I miss that show...ZIGGY says there's a 25% chance you already killed that hooker.
Gonna be a long night in the mansion. Barista at Sbux gave Maddy & I our drinks and a free iced vanilla latte from a drive-away @catdsilver!
So expect me to be awake until 4am, tweeting about sex, conspiracy theories and how much I admired my old physique (cough @johncmayer cough)
But what will I actually be doing this evening? Passing out from all the sugar I've put into old man balls. Crack is way better than this.
*sigh*
Looking forward to it already. RT @VannyDel: I'll do my job alright but if I do you're going to have a dislocated hip for a few days.
@Chanosky You really have to get Al to smack that prehistoric blackberry a little harder next time, so he can get a more accurate reading.
@Chanosky It's better than the iPhone I don't have. But this year I break from Verizon, screaming 'Fuck you, I'm a dragon.'
@meeshell78 Fapping. And it's awesome.
Oh look, a Canadian is walking into this Starbucks. No, it's not a joke.
I'm not being racist; I saw their license plate.
Does everyone go to Rollingstone to bitch about their breakup with @jessicasimpson? Shut the fuck up already and you'll get over it faster.
Also, I went to tryjm to see some reviews for @johncmayer's latest concerts. IDGAF about the weather or if you had your period. Music only.
@Chanosky Not sure if this is funny or sad but earlier today, I was thinking about pubicide...
@LuizaVilleneuve well, go to tryjm.com and download it.
@Stop_VerizaRape I don't think Rape is a joke. So I'm not partaking in this.
@Chanosky I saw something that looked like a bug going down the drain and it reminded me of an outbreak some girls I knew had in college.
@LuizaVilleneuve No, I just saw a license plate from Canada and a protector that said Toronto.
http://twitpic.com/16fo71 - Look at this sexy bitch (you see what I did there). I want to bang her like a 1950s housewife. Don't you all?
@chanosky it's only a plague if you do it wrong.
GPS location: http://is.gd/9Dv8U. secret shit.
That's actually a picture of me in my real form. I'm a sexless green game piece from the Game of Life.
@antitheistangie it ain't just Christians. It applies to followers of any religion who don't understand what they've been taught. Sad.
@Nick_Sydney shit.
@Nick_Sydney all they'll find is some hot brunette in a Prius, drinking coffee and playing with her bangs.
I cannot see my way out. Male Prostitution seems to be my only option. You can say no to being a night-looker, boy-hooker, rent-boy bro-pro
@VannyDel Bitch, I don't work for shit. I'm retired. I'll give you $5 from my pension check and that's in simoleons.
@VannyDel One Penny = $1 Simoleon. Faboo exchange rate. Sliaiabe blogrith
@VannyDel I mean, schlaba doorbie
God dammit, the daughter on 'The Middle' is so fucking annoying.
I love Bev D'Angelo. There are so many dirty things I would do to her.
@Jason_Pollock Season 6 will kick your brain into two pieces.
Maddy has a rush on the paper boy.
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