JM, As a Sim

@caitinlv It would just be chicken. Sit your crazy ass down over there...
@VannyDel for what? for being awesome and sexual chocolate? yes.
@VannyDel chorppity clirppry
RT @annaresa: PSA: there does NOT = their. Your does NOT = you're. It's does NOT = its. Let's try to learn these, mmkay? Pop quiz in the AM!
I thought it was so important I had to re-tweet it twice.
PSA: there does NOT = their or they're. Your does NOT = you're. It's does NOT = its. Let's try to learn these, mmkay? Pop quiz in the AM
And then I had to kill @mcsafetyscissor
It's = it is, Its = 'It has.' They're = "They are." Women will fuck you if you know the difference because you'll sound educated
@MCSafetyScissor You sit your ass down and go to school!
The wife has drugged my ass to get me into bed. Goodnight world.
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
I love how you always act like it's the first time you've seen me naked @catdsilver
Children?! What albums should I download for tomorrow's naked walkabout the neighborhood?
@VannyDel I need to sit down for a minute
@ShenaniganJenn That is offensive and you should feel bad
@ellebees Not a bad idea, but it helps me fall asleep and I'd like to avoid that.
@mdiviesti I am too sexy for my shirt.
@ShenaniganJenn We both know I'd like that too much
By the way, the new Bonobo album 'Black Sands' is amazing and you should all buy it.
I'M JEWISH, @ellebees! STOP TRYING TO CONVERT MY OLD MAN BALLS!
Someone told me to beat my kids this evening. IT's about 26 years too late. And I'm not starting with Maddy...
Though, maybe if I had, Walls wouldn't still be living in this fucking house.
I ate too much Jew salmon tonight.