http://twitpic.com/17stdw - In case you were curious, this is what I look like in real life.
Just kidding, but wouldn't it be hilarious.
9 followers short of 300. Follow me, @johncmayer, you want to see what happens in your future. Hint: Silver carpets to match the drapes.
Oh, @catdsilver. It will never not be strange.
Time to shower and wash my old man balls. Do something valuable with YOUR time while you wait for my return. Maybe donate to Save the Music?
Dear @conanobrien - Way to be in Toronto a week before I will. I will miss you deeply.
You know what, I bet you that the secret to LOST is that it's all Vincent's dream. Vincent? The dog. #LOST
MEGADESK! #OFFICE
Oh happy day. New @johncmayer fanfiction. Time to dine like a champion. Happy birthday @cwm76.
Oh great, and push your pro-life beliefs on your fanfiction readers...
Until you go someplace else or are kidnapped or black out. RT @caitinlv: @johncmayer Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
@tonyheld You are NOT coming up my way this weekend?! http://www.lakegeorgesteamboat.com/ is 20 minutes away from me (@sallyblock
@mdiviesti I am a truly amazing individual...and I have amazing old man balls.
@mdiviesti A smelly one.
Just kidding, but wouldn't it be hilarious.
9 followers short of 300. Follow me, @johncmayer, you want to see what happens in your future. Hint: Silver carpets to match the drapes.
Oh, @catdsilver. It will never not be strange.
Time to shower and wash my old man balls. Do something valuable with YOUR time while you wait for my return. Maybe donate to Save the Music?
Dear @conanobrien - Way to be in Toronto a week before I will. I will miss you deeply.
You know what, I bet you that the secret to LOST is that it's all Vincent's dream. Vincent? The dog. #LOST
MEGADESK! #OFFICE
Oh happy day. New @johncmayer fanfiction. Time to dine like a champion. Happy birthday @cwm76.
Oh great, and push your pro-life beliefs on your fanfiction readers...
Until you go someplace else or are kidnapped or black out. RT @caitinlv: @johncmayer Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
@tonyheld You are NOT coming up my way this weekend?! http://www.lakegeorgesteamboat.com/ is 20 minutes away from me (@sallyblock
@mdiviesti I am a truly amazing individual...and I have amazing old man balls.
@mdiviesti A smelly one.
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