HOOBASTANK IS HERE! NO? NO??!
I...hate...you...Kristin Wiig
I want Bill Hader to play me in the story of my life.
@SugarPlumKelly No, because nobody knows who you're talking about, hon :)
@SugarPlumKelly Oh, well I hope all is okay?
@SugarPlumKelly I don't know who he is but I hope it gets resolved soon
@newwaveclassics I thought you deleted your account?
@newwaveclassics OH look, I told everyone for you.
George Clooney and Queen Latifa standing next to each other? Very beautiful.
Gabby Sidbe is so fucking adorable.
"If fashion was porn, this dress is the money shot" - Gabby Sidibe. That girl owns my heart. I want to adopt her.
Can you imagine Gabby Sidibe on SNL with Kenan Thompson as Virginiaca's daughter?????
My type of woman: http://is.gd/9V7mt
'Mama, i think he's trying to inseminate that I'm fat or suneim'
WHY CAN'T MY BABY DO HER BOOTY BACK AND FORTH?
Why hey, @catdsilver! Look everyone, my wife is up and running!!!!!
@catdsilver I'm glad you're back
Just give the award to Mo'Nique so I can move on.
Don't make fun of Helen Mirren. She has connections with the mob. Which one? The world mob.
@KevinMarshall That movie would've been good had it not been written/directed/associated with Nancy Myers.
CCH POUNDER IS IN THE AUDIENCE!!!!!!!!!
Oh look, it's James Cameron and his grandmother. I mean, the bitch he left Linda Hamilton for. He needs lessons in upgrading.
Your acceptance speech should be as long as your Oscar clip.
Stanley Tucci won't win, but he was convincing as a creepy child molester in The Lovely Bones #Oscars
Nobody gives a shit about you, Miley.
Purchasing some new rugs. They'll be here in 15 minutes
Dammit, Tarantino was robbed.
They're trying too hard. RT @ebertchicago: Gosh. Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin just plain aren't funny.
Oh yes, the tribute to John Hughes...
I forgot about 'Some Kind of Wonderful.'
Oh Judd Nelson and your cocaine nostrils...
I feel like we're going see Judd Nelson on a future season of 'Celebrity Rehab'
Why is Samuel L. Jackson introducing 'Up'? He should be doing the intro to 'Basterds.'
@ShenaniganJenn I didn't cry but I was saddened.
@KevinMarshall OH you mean back when he was funny and not full of himself...
@KevinMarshall And from what I understand he's such a dick in real life.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Hollywood? You stand for Korman and Bacall.
@cwm76 Uh, I meant, this: http://www.movies-links.tv/movies/precious_based_on_the_novel_push_by_sapphire/
@OscarSays I even suppose some people expect me to believe they just woke up?! Lies.
Survive what? #oscars2010
If I win an oscar for anything, I'm gonna go up there and bitch about having a bad day and be super vague about it.
SJP's dress would be great if it were attached to its neckline.
Want a modern age Zach Morris phone? Now you can! Get the all new iPad!
No, I won't welcome them. #oscars
Not until that bitch Kristen Stewart learns how to speak and stand up straight.
Where's 'Don't look now?'
TWILIGHT IS NOT A HORROR FILM!
@mtvnews Don't Look Now, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Rosemary's Baby, The Shining
'Thank the visionary James Cameron for an amazing vision.' - I'm going to revoke your Oscar.
Where was Bea Arthur? #oscarfail
YOU DO NOT CHEW GUM ON STAGE AT THE OSCARS.
I...hate...you...Kristin Wiig
I want Bill Hader to play me in the story of my life.
@SugarPlumKelly No, because nobody knows who you're talking about, hon :)
@SugarPlumKelly Oh, well I hope all is okay?
@SugarPlumKelly I don't know who he is but I hope it gets resolved soon
@newwaveclassics I thought you deleted your account?
@newwaveclassics OH look, I told everyone for you.
George Clooney and Queen Latifa standing next to each other? Very beautiful.
Gabby Sidbe is so fucking adorable.
"If fashion was porn, this dress is the money shot" - Gabby Sidibe. That girl owns my heart. I want to adopt her.
Can you imagine Gabby Sidibe on SNL with Kenan Thompson as Virginiaca's daughter?????
My type of woman: http://is.gd/9V7mt
'Mama, i think he's trying to inseminate that I'm fat or suneim'
WHY CAN'T MY BABY DO HER BOOTY BACK AND FORTH?
Why hey, @catdsilver! Look everyone, my wife is up and running!!!!!
@catdsilver I'm glad you're back
Just give the award to Mo'Nique so I can move on.
Don't make fun of Helen Mirren. She has connections with the mob. Which one? The world mob.
@KevinMarshall That movie would've been good had it not been written/directed/associated with Nancy Myers.
CCH POUNDER IS IN THE AUDIENCE!!!!!!!!!
Oh look, it's James Cameron and his grandmother. I mean, the bitch he left Linda Hamilton for. He needs lessons in upgrading.
Your acceptance speech should be as long as your Oscar clip.
Stanley Tucci won't win, but he was convincing as a creepy child molester in The Lovely Bones #Oscars
Nobody gives a shit about you, Miley.
Purchasing some new rugs. They'll be here in 15 minutes
Dammit, Tarantino was robbed.
They're trying too hard. RT @ebertchicago: Gosh. Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin just plain aren't funny.
Oh yes, the tribute to John Hughes...
I forgot about 'Some Kind of Wonderful.'
Oh Judd Nelson and your cocaine nostrils...
I feel like we're going see Judd Nelson on a future season of 'Celebrity Rehab'
Why is Samuel L. Jackson introducing 'Up'? He should be doing the intro to 'Basterds.'
@ShenaniganJenn I didn't cry but I was saddened.
@KevinMarshall OH you mean back when he was funny and not full of himself...
@KevinMarshall And from what I understand he's such a dick in real life.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Hollywood? You stand for Korman and Bacall.
@cwm76 Uh, I meant, this: http://www.movies-links.tv/movies/precious_based_on_the_novel_push_by_sapphire/
@OscarSays I even suppose some people expect me to believe they just woke up?! Lies.
Survive what? #oscars2010
If I win an oscar for anything, I'm gonna go up there and bitch about having a bad day and be super vague about it.
SJP's dress would be great if it were attached to its neckline.
Want a modern age Zach Morris phone? Now you can! Get the all new iPad!
No, I won't welcome them. #oscars
Not until that bitch Kristen Stewart learns how to speak and stand up straight.
Where's 'Don't look now?'
TWILIGHT IS NOT A HORROR FILM!
@mtvnews Don't Look Now, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Rosemary's Baby, The Shining
'Thank the visionary James Cameron for an amazing vision.' - I'm going to revoke your Oscar.
Where was Bea Arthur? #oscarfail
YOU DO NOT CHEW GUM ON STAGE AT THE OSCARS.
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