@caitinlv here's a hug and some xanax
@caitinlv Imagine I'm singing TO you, instead of AT you like I normally do. All will be better.
Did I ever tell you guys that when I get older, I sound like Tom Hanks? CAUSE I DO AND YOU STILL FIND ME SEXY!
@ellebees you tell my younger self that I said 'hay now, sexy.'
Sentimental Friday nights: Barenaked Ladies "You Run Away" ♫ http://twt.fm/387724 They actually sound good without Steven Page.
@pixolita Ticket to Toronto is now booked. See you at the end of May!
You want porn, @ShenaniganJenn? Check out Steve Perry's package in this concert vid! http://is.gd/9NCZ4
In Living Color is on!
Hey, @vannydel! RT @Helen_Keller: Queeg.
@VannyDel I am so turned on right now.
@johncmayer I told Walls to start living that way when he was 2. But he's an asshole. Gotta be careful.
@VannyDel Especially when having just seen 'Precious' and are mad about the injustices of the plight of the HIV positive 1980's black woman.
@VannyDel I'm crying. If Mo'Nique doesn't get an Oscar tomorrow night, I'm setting fire to the Hollywood sign.
@NaughtyRev That's unacceptable, sad and very very backwards.
If Mo'Nique were available, I'd hit it. Wait, she's got an open marriage. I'd ask her to shave cause *I* need to have the hairy legs in bed.
@johncmayer Instead of 'would' can you say 'will'? 20 or so years from now, I want you to go out in a blaze of glory.
@KevinMarshall Yes, @SallyBlock vs. the State Street Hipster Scum Skateboarding League.
@KevinMarshall She's been reading 'The Art of War' in preparation for Hipster season and this fight in particular. Expect Guerrilla warfare.
@KevinMarshall The SSHSSL had an early advantage, using the 45* weather to launch a surprise attack against @sallyblock
However, @sallyblock made a quick comeback by putting out strand of clear mailing tape from her apt to the tree in front of her apartment.
Round one: @sallyblock wins by TKO as hipsters cry off their mascara and vow to return. @kevinmarshall's prediction comes to fruition.
When interviewed by Capitol News Nine, @SallyBlock said she would be unavailable on Monday for the 2nd round as she is returning to work.
Reportedly, the Hipster League laughed at her for getting a job. @sallyblock told them to get off her sidewalk and to STFU.
@KevinMarshall - Our dear @sallyblock has been interviewed by Capitol News 9 sportscaster Joe Calderone. Please see previous tweets.
Perfect. http://is.gd/9R2dc
@ellebees who?
@caitinlv Imagine I'm singing TO you, instead of AT you like I normally do. All will be better.
Did I ever tell you guys that when I get older, I sound like Tom Hanks? CAUSE I DO AND YOU STILL FIND ME SEXY!
@ellebees you tell my younger self that I said 'hay now, sexy.'
Sentimental Friday nights: Barenaked Ladies "You Run Away" ♫ http://twt.fm/387724 They actually sound good without Steven Page.
@pixolita Ticket to Toronto is now booked. See you at the end of May!
You want porn, @ShenaniganJenn? Check out Steve Perry's package in this concert vid! http://is.gd/9NCZ4
In Living Color is on!
Hey, @vannydel! RT @Helen_Keller: Queeg.
@VannyDel I am so turned on right now.
@johncmayer I told Walls to start living that way when he was 2. But he's an asshole. Gotta be careful.
@VannyDel Especially when having just seen 'Precious' and are mad about the injustices of the plight of the HIV positive 1980's black woman.
@VannyDel I'm crying. If Mo'Nique doesn't get an Oscar tomorrow night, I'm setting fire to the Hollywood sign.
@NaughtyRev That's unacceptable, sad and very very backwards.
If Mo'Nique were available, I'd hit it. Wait, she's got an open marriage. I'd ask her to shave cause *I* need to have the hairy legs in bed.
@johncmayer Instead of 'would' can you say 'will'? 20 or so years from now, I want you to go out in a blaze of glory.
@KevinMarshall Yes, @SallyBlock vs. the State Street Hipster Scum Skateboarding League.
@KevinMarshall She's been reading 'The Art of War' in preparation for Hipster season and this fight in particular. Expect Guerrilla warfare.
@KevinMarshall The SSHSSL had an early advantage, using the 45* weather to launch a surprise attack against @sallyblock
However, @sallyblock made a quick comeback by putting out strand of clear mailing tape from her apt to the tree in front of her apartment.
Round one: @sallyblock wins by TKO as hipsters cry off their mascara and vow to return. @kevinmarshall's prediction comes to fruition.
When interviewed by Capitol News Nine, @SallyBlock said she would be unavailable on Monday for the 2nd round as she is returning to work.
Reportedly, the Hipster League laughed at her for getting a job. @sallyblock told them to get off her sidewalk and to STFU.
@KevinMarshall - Our dear @sallyblock has been interviewed by Capitol News 9 sportscaster Joe Calderone. Please see previous tweets.
Perfect. http://is.gd/9R2dc
@ellebees who?
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