JM, As a Sim

Holy fuck, Helen Mirren is still fuckable.
@sarakamin I'm in NY. Too bad!
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I'm pissing off everyone in my house by yelling out the obviously wrong answers to the puzzle on 'Wheel of Fortune.' 'PAINTING THE BABY'
"What is 'Rule 34?!" @yearinla. The key is to be so over the top wrong and yell it out with as much confidence as human possible.
"What is 'Rule 34?!" @yearinla. The key is to be so over the top wrong and yell it out with as much confidence as humanly possible.
time to do the same with Jeopardy!
OMFG - One of the categories is 'Also a girl's name'
Who is Ghandi's girlfriend...?
what is a color swatch?
What are face penises?
Wow, I love you Encyclopedia Dramatica!
Just realized that 'I didn't know I was pregnant' is a modern day retelling of childbirth before medical advancements.
Hurr durr, doctor. A prolapsed uterus isn't normal? Ahyuck...
I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN *sobs* RT @uknowimadreamer: And uh, you're not fooling anyone with that half pound of make-up you cake on.