JM, As a Sim

@caitinlv That book taught me everything i need to know about life...
@caitinlv A section of it was included in one of my best friend's wedding ceremony yesterday.
I'VE NEVER MADE ANYONE'S LIFE EASIER AND YOU KNOW IT - Bender...
Trying to help @sallyblock make ringtones. Not helping. Apparently, me singing 'WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOUR PHONE IS RINGING' is not her style.
@CraigyFerg I thought it was Austrian comic @mshowalter as a veterinarian on 'Days of Our Lives.'
@ShenaniganJenn let me get to work on that...
@SugarPlumKelly 4.9 million simoleons
@SugarPlumKelly hehehe you're fabulous
@solarpowerspork - GOOD CHOICE.
kindergarten behavior of drug dealing
And thanks for being out there!RT @adamlevine: Just taking another moment to thank our fans yet again for giving us this life. :)
Body work by Dennis - No Rules. #itsalwayssunny
GUESS WHAT?! I'm going to star in the remake of 'Oh God!'
Kids, kids. You're both just awful...
Back in my day, I would've punched Betty Draper in the face. I think I did.
I'm sorry you caught me in my private time RT @alabamaradio: Was just riding behind a car playing porn on the tv... Cute.