From Twitter 07-16-2010



HEY! Wanna be awesome and read the innermost thoughts of my creator? Visit/follow http://blockparted.tumblr.com
I'm jealous of the animation on Futurama. I wish I was drawn that well...
I'll follow you back if you do! RT: HEY! Wanna be awesome and read the innermost thoughts of my creator? Visit/follow http://is.gd/dtNxr
Naw, just HPV or something RT @notcatsilver: Are you prostituting yourself for followers again? This is how we get viruses!!
FOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN! RT @bearheadedgirl: @JohnMayerAsASim there's a shot for that now anyway.
@notcatsilver They're not your sons. Dominic and Walls were from my previous marriages to, uhm, whatsernames...
And no, @notcatsilver, there will be no sex talk for Maddy. Belvedere can learn it where he works: on the street corner.
@notcatsilver aw, I miss your white ass :)
EVERYONE LOOK AT MY SASSY WIFE! RT @notcatsilver: @JohnMayerAsASim You can replace that 'm' with a 'k', love! Saucy emoticon inserted here.
terminal bonitis: YOU CAN HAS.
Dammit peggy hill, I really hate you.
Dear minions: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE. SHOWER ME WITH YOUR TONGUES. That is all.
THIS WII UPDATE IS TAKING FOREVER, MINIONS!
@tonyheld http://twitpic.com/25vi73 - This is the sexiest thing I have ever seen.
Dear new followers: HOW DID YOU FIND ME AND CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I AM?! if you do, I'll follow you back! Lurve, this dirty old bastard.
Woke up to more bad fanfiction, NOW WITH SHITTY PHOTOSHOP! WRONG ON TWO LEVELS!
MINIONS - JOE VS. THE VOLCANO IS ON AND I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT IT BEFORE THE LAST 5 MINUTES!
Seriously - how did you new followers find me? I'm looking at you; @asofiacba @UntappedBand and @Simon_Callender. Best answer gets followed!


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