Goodnight everybody. I'm already in your bed!
People need to get better at writing bullshit stories about me. A "Night Rainbow?" No thanks. And menstrual insults? I'd never do that.
@Heaven1175 too late...
Honestly. Who asks if you're on the rag? We're not 15 anymore. #fanficrants
@bunnyears I
@bunnyears I'm Jewish. I'm aware :)
@bunnyears I DON'T GET A PERIOD. I HAVE A PEEN. Though, I do get a manrag every few days.
@bunnyears It happens more often than I'd like. I am not an ass man.
@caitinlv SHARE SO I MAY INTERNET KILL THEM.
@caitinlv Like, speaking Jewish? That's unpossible.
@caitinlv Or did they say something like 'Jewish sounding.' That's also inaccurate.
@caitinlv I'm inspired by a bad fanfiction i just read to ask 'What, are you on your period or something?'
@caitinlv YAY then let's party before my manrag session begins...
How did I not know about this? http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
NO @KevinMarshall! TWO PEOPLE CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE SAME THING IN THE EXACT SAME VERBIAGE AT THE SAME TIME!
@KevinMarshall feh
There's a rule about fanfiction and the internet, right? Like a rule 34 about it?
Oh dude. You do NOT pull a knife on Ice-T #lessonsfromLaw&Order
@kisstheground It's been that kind of day
It's like America, but SOUTH! #upquotes yeah, I'm watching 'Up.' Why? So I can annoy Maddy when she returns by being super childish.
If you want to know what I'm like in the morning, watch the first 13 minutes of 'Up' when Carl is trying to get out of bed.
Saw someone in line today at the supermarket who had a tattoo of a pot leaf with the word 'Blaze' written below. Have fun being jobless.
Hey hey, the HOLY FUCKING bible, son! #clerks2
Yeah, that's why I called him 'Crippie Boy.' #clerks2
I LOVE the AP's pronunciation guide: Penelope Cruz (krooz) and Javier Bardem (HAH'-vee-ayr bar-DEHM')
wow, you can't say 'clit' on MTV?
MINIONS! Why do I have 'When I Move You Move' by Luda in my head? Best answer gets to move when I move...and oral.
People need to get better at writing bullshit stories about me. A "Night Rainbow?" No thanks. And menstrual insults? I'd never do that.
@Heaven1175 too late...
Honestly. Who asks if you're on the rag? We're not 15 anymore. #fanficrants
@bunnyears I
@bunnyears I'm Jewish. I'm aware :)
@bunnyears I DON'T GET A PERIOD. I HAVE A PEEN. Though, I do get a manrag every few days.
@bunnyears It happens more often than I'd like. I am not an ass man.
@caitinlv SHARE SO I MAY INTERNET KILL THEM.
@caitinlv Like, speaking Jewish? That's unpossible.
@caitinlv Or did they say something like 'Jewish sounding.' That's also inaccurate.
@caitinlv I'm inspired by a bad fanfiction i just read to ask 'What, are you on your period or something?'
@caitinlv YAY then let's party before my manrag session begins...
How did I not know about this? http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
NO @KevinMarshall! TWO PEOPLE CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE SAME THING IN THE EXACT SAME VERBIAGE AT THE SAME TIME!
@KevinMarshall feh
There's a rule about fanfiction and the internet, right? Like a rule 34 about it?
Oh dude. You do NOT pull a knife on Ice-T #lessonsfromLaw&Order
@kisstheground It's been that kind of day
It's like America, but SOUTH! #upquotes yeah, I'm watching 'Up.' Why? So I can annoy Maddy when she returns by being super childish.
If you want to know what I'm like in the morning, watch the first 13 minutes of 'Up' when Carl is trying to get out of bed.
Saw someone in line today at the supermarket who had a tattoo of a pot leaf with the word 'Blaze' written below. Have fun being jobless.
Hey hey, the HOLY FUCKING bible, son! #clerks2
Yeah, that's why I called him 'Crippie Boy.' #clerks2
I LOVE the AP's pronunciation guide: Penelope Cruz (krooz) and Javier Bardem (HAH'-vee-ayr bar-DEHM')
wow, you can't say 'clit' on MTV?
MINIONS! Why do I have 'When I Move You Move' by Luda in my head? Best answer gets to move when I move...and oral.
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