@BrandonBarash You forgot his breakout hit: Mad Douche, followed by Mad Douche Beyond Douchingdome.
Jesus, there's another chapter of this bullshittery? No. No mas.
You should go to livejournal @johncmayer. Then you can read all the poorly written, inaccurate fanfiction about yourself. Write your own!
@aplusk futurama?
RT @maroon5: RT to win tickets to see Maroon 5 on 7/27 where they'll be performing + broadcasting live via FUSE @ the Beacon Theater in NYC.
Dammit I was too late
OMG you guise: GLORIA GAYNOR IS IN TOWN! Time to hook up with my favorite old chocolate lady
Maybe I'll make some new strips tonight...
@anidee I'M ON IT!
Let's see what annoying shit you've written for me today!
Jesus, there's another chapter of this bullshittery? No. No mas.
You should go to livejournal @johncmayer. Then you can read all the poorly written, inaccurate fanfiction about yourself. Write your own!
@aplusk futurama?
RT @maroon5: RT to win tickets to see Maroon 5 on 7/27 where they'll be performing + broadcasting live via FUSE @ the Beacon Theater in NYC.
Dammit I was too late
OMG you guise: GLORIA GAYNOR IS IN TOWN! Time to hook up with my favorite old chocolate lady
Maybe I'll make some new strips tonight...
@anidee I'M ON IT!
Let's see what annoying shit you've written for me today!
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