From Twitter 01-27-2010



@MCSafetyScissor you got to go to the crossroads thing? awesome!
Thanks ipod, for not sending me any notifications that I was 4 days behind all of my Words With Friends games.
SO if you'd like to play with me on Words with Friends, my name is SMB120.
@richgates oh STFU, my dear
@richgates well listen up my beastly...
I actually am pretty terrible at talking dirty. I just can't...
@ShenaniganJenn how do you get super nude? does this involve shaving your scalp.
@richgates that makes sense. i would get used to it.
@ShenaniganJenn Better watch your mouth. It's shit like that which gets me in trouble in Brazil.
@ShenaniganJenn i have several names. I'm kind of scared that this is more than a possibility.
Babies are NOT found inside someone's stomach. If they were, you'd be shitting out babies and men could give birth. #teenmom #fail
@Benjamin__Linus I would follow you into the ocean. I believe you have a lot of good things coming to you. You've worked for it.
@Benjamin__Linus don't bother, just bring me.
@Benjamin__Linus I will be #teamlinus and I ask my followers, what about you? WHAT ABOUT YOU, INDEED!
A video on the official iPad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFNQE_TzQNI
@Benjamin__Linus I'd ask you to follow me but I know you would never lower yourself to follow anybody.
finally feeling better...headwise.
In bed downloading shit for the Sims. I'd ask you to make a donation but given the Haiti situation, it'd feel selfish.
@TheSims3 my title name's great granddaughter Maddie.
@VannyDel i was a virgin for you!
my stomach is completely conflicted as to what to have for dinner
@Nick_Sydney that's turrible :)
@richgates naw, i don't have pancake mix
@IsabelaLaurence i hope so, cause i live alone
@Benjamin__Linus Don't worry about that, that guy's an ass. I never liked him. I don't think he's human #teamlinus
@richgates naw, cleveland brown
Look at what you did #Coco! You went out so big, you caused childbirth http://is.gd/7bIWV
So far 2010 has taken that short lady from Poltergeist/Teen Witch and Historian Howard Zinn. But fat asshole Rush Limbaugh lives on? No.
Oh, is that booing I hear? You don't like the words he's spewing? Now you know what it was like to be a Democrat between 2001-2008. #SOTU
One is sitting on her ass making Sim comics out of her favorite musician #SOTU
I love that Obama is calling everyone out for being a Mean Girl. He is so Tim Meadows #SOTU #meangirls
Them's some pissed off military folk...#sotu


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