JM, As a Sim

http://twitpic.com/wqaog - A young @johncmayer plans his future, from the kitchen.
http://twitpic.com/wqb7n - A younger @johncmayer plans his future from the kitchen.
@richgates well come into zorap sometime, dammit!
Q:Pepsi? ,coke? ,other? A:Vanilla pepsi only (I'm responsible for it being ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/19067607 #formspringme
Q:Does my ass look fat in these jeans? A:Your ass looks great in those jeans. http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/18742514 #formspringme
I love candy canes.
Where is everyone tonight?
@k8thompson how many people are up in your zorak? i'm not coming in if everyone's bailing in 5... :)
Q:Ever fucked a guy with your cats ... A:Several times, back when I lived ... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/22195233 #formspringme
Q:DO you have any Advil? A:Aleve. No advil. Advil is for pussies.... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/22225158 #formspringme
Q:In a song about you, what would t... A:O'Malley, dilly dally, Bali, Salv... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/22225072 #formspringme
Q:What food takes you to your happy... A:Coffee, tea cake, blackberry torc... http://formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim/q/22229036 #formspringme
@Nick_Sydney Class-ay.
@Nick_Sydney Sorry, but when your doors are broken, the cats will go where they please and watch what they please.
@Nick_Sydney ah, that's where we differ! Mine are like stoners. They don't so much as watch but just fall asleep in the same room as stuff.
@caitinlv Tell your questioner to start talking to her boss's boobs. Doesn't matter if they're male or female. Works just as well.
Fuck, is zorap still going on? I'm jumping in.
@k8thompson your password's dun broke. please help.
@k8thompson boo...starting up my own then!
zorap/sallyb latenight!
if anyone's still awake, please stop on bah. sallyb.
@SugarPlumKelly that means you!
@richgates and you
where are you @richgates?
Goodnight my darlings!
@rinygrin why would you find someone who will always look 14 years old attractive? That's just silly.
http://twitpic.com/wqb7n - John Mayer as a Sim - just tryin' to feed his future.
Oh good afternoon to me, there's a new John Mayer fanfiction. Second day in a row. It's like the 8 days of Hanukkah all over again.
@eliroth My father looks like a Jewish Cheech Marin. Quite trippy.
Why am I on a Damien Rice kick?
@BunnyEars I was looking over a post about Lost by @_ack and was reminded that he existed.