JM, As a Sim

http://twitpic.com/x25ko -
http://twitpic.com/x25ky -
http://twitpic.com/x25ky - ny current cellphone wallpaper.
"I would be ashamed to walk around naked. I look weird." - girl sitting behind me, endlessly yappering at her date, who I has yet to speak.
And to make my day better, day 5 of John Mayer fanfictionHanukkah continues!
@MCSafetyScissor if she leaves him alone, i want to ask him out for myself...after i find out whether or not he's cute
Oh dear girl, here's a tip - DON'T BRING UP ROOMMATE DRAMA ON THE FIRST DATE. SHUT UP.
"then i won't wear my giant, balloon like miracle bra next time," the girl on the date behind me says. Oh right, like there'll be a date.
@Cheekiemunkey I just feel SOOOOOOOO bad for him. My god, stfu, lady :)
they're leaving, and she's stretching to drive him to his car.
Worst date ever is on it's way out. Gonna stalk you on craigslist.
@IsabelaLaurence livejournal.com/akogfiction
@isabelalaurence *ahem* http://community.livejournal.com/akogfiction/
@IsabelaLaurence patience, i retweeted
@KevinMarshall I think we can officially agree: Fuck NBC.
I swear to god...I'm being fucked with.
@IsabelaLaurence yo te hablo fuerte cuando tu no quires creer que yo no soy John Mayer
ATENCION Brasil: Yo no soy John Mayer
@IsabelaLaurence yes you did, several times. this conversation is over :)
@meeshell78 haha, it's like you're taunting me :)
@IsabelaLaurence It's not a problem, just don't get mad or defensive when I say I'm not him.
@IsabelaLaurence It's not a problem, just don't get mad when I say it. I'd be in a lot of trouble if I lied and said I was him.