New @johncmayer fanfiction! Lesson learned? Paragraphs can be more than one sentence long. Elipses = words left out, not trailing off.
http://twitpic.com/wl0g1 - @catdsilver is it the fact that they're making out, that there's a new @bobmaron portrait or that he's drinking a
For everyone, and @richgates - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zRIRQZRjuk
@richgates the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump.
Memory: listening to @gdgofficial play 'Walking in Memphis' at the cast party for 'South Pacific' - 1995.
@cwm76 wonderful new profile pic!
@IsabelaLaurence i'm now going to stab my ears off. thanks :)
@ShenaniganJenn it turns me on when you do...
@ShenaniganJenn I love you too. Now start spreading the rumor that @johncmayer is DMming you during his digital cleanse.
Cannot tell which is more delicious: tonight's #Intervention or this steak i just made
@IsabelaLaurence no
@IsabelaLaurence for the last time, @sallyblock is @johnmayerasasim. I have nothing to do with @johncmayer.
The father on #intervention looks like my college mentor and Bill Murray combined. In short, I'm in love.
@IsabelaLaurence how am i deceiving you? go through my twitpics. That brunette chick with the gap in her teeth and big boobs? That's me.
Wow, I just described myself as a big boobed, gap toothed woman. I've reached a new level of awesomeness, eh @ShenaniganJenn
Whenever TV spots say 'This program contains material that parents may find unsuitable for younger viewers,' I respond with 'You promise?'
I miss my Sims game. I hope the Apple Store calls me tomorrow so I can get the disc drive replaced.
I made this 3 years ago...before my addiction to the Sims - http://twitpic.com/wpwe4
@richgates how the fuck you been?
Another strip is coming your way this evening.
that little boy on #hoarders is going to make me cry. Omfg.
http://twitpic.com/wl0g1 - @catdsilver is it the fact that they're making out, that there's a new @bobmaron portrait or that he's drinking a
For everyone, and @richgates - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zRIRQZRjuk
@richgates the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump.
Memory: listening to @gdgofficial play 'Walking in Memphis' at the cast party for 'South Pacific' - 1995.
@cwm76 wonderful new profile pic!
@IsabelaLaurence i'm now going to stab my ears off. thanks :)
@ShenaniganJenn it turns me on when you do...
@ShenaniganJenn I love you too. Now start spreading the rumor that @johncmayer is DMming you during his digital cleanse.
Cannot tell which is more delicious: tonight's #Intervention or this steak i just made
@IsabelaLaurence no
@IsabelaLaurence for the last time, @sallyblock is @johnmayerasasim. I have nothing to do with @johncmayer.
The father on #intervention looks like my college mentor and Bill Murray combined. In short, I'm in love.
@IsabelaLaurence how am i deceiving you? go through my twitpics. That brunette chick with the gap in her teeth and big boobs? That's me.
Wow, I just described myself as a big boobed, gap toothed woman. I've reached a new level of awesomeness, eh @ShenaniganJenn
Whenever TV spots say 'This program contains material that parents may find unsuitable for younger viewers,' I respond with 'You promise?'
I miss my Sims game. I hope the Apple Store calls me tomorrow so I can get the disc drive replaced.
I made this 3 years ago...before my addiction to the Sims - http://twitpic.com/wpwe4
@richgates how the fuck you been?
Another strip is coming your way this evening.
that little boy on #hoarders is going to make me cry. Omfg.
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