JM, As a Sim

@johncmayer Have fun playing in Cvntahoga Falls. Use protection.
What am I going to do this weekend?
WHO am I going to be doing this weekend? RT @kisstheground: @JohnMayerAsASim isn't the question WHO?
Yay, @notcatsilver you have returned to me
The wife is home. Time for a threeway.
Thank you, Jeopardy, for reminding me how good I was at algebra.
@kisstheground Because you assume that by the time I've reached this old age, I've learned every lesson I could. Possibly not happening.
SEE EVERYBODY, I'M SEXY! RT @kisstheground: @JohnMayerAsASim hmmm... naw, i think i like the MEMEME aspect of it. also, you have nice hips.
@kisstheground I'LL TAKE IT.
Nope @kisstheground. Ask @caitinlv and @vanny_del. I always make the house visits and promise to be there in three days.