JM, As a Sim

@vanny_del tampons, pregnancy test and a home perming kit
OH @bunnyears YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF MY PUBES!
For those attending the Bethel Woods show...- http://is.gd/e1ABa
I have my hair all set for the show tomorrow night
That's incredibly true...and worth it RT @ireneleite: @JohnMayerAsASim but you'll gain like 31 or something!
On my way to sullivan county...
Barely outside Albany and I just saw my first yarmulke. L'chaim!
Just off the highway - corn, fellow Jews and long roads. Welcome back, @sallyblock.
Emmanuel's marketplace on 209 has all the noms...
BEHOLD! http://twitpic.com/2bl21y
At my mom's. Concert in 4.5 hours. Leaving for it in 2 or so. #JM597
http://twitpic.com/2bl21y - On my way home, I thought I would warn you all. #JM597
Thank you @sugarplumkelly!
Told ya - the only Starbucks available in Sullivan County. Who wants some? http://twitpic.com/2blnia
@mickmgmt see anything cool in Sullivan County yet? Prob not. Sorry :(
@nattamac will do! but @sugarplumkelly's not going to this one tonight.
Successfully annoyed everryone at the n,
Mcdonalds by singing Waiting like Bobcat Goldthwait.
At bethel woods...it smells like cows!
On the line at Bethel Woods to get in...sweaty balls all over...
Oh dear, the chub rub we have going on...
Donde esta Chad?
Oh yea, no sight of the boys...
Well...I'M HERE, BETHEL WOODS. I'm GOING TO OPEN UP THE SHOW!
I'll be in the 7th row to your right @johncmayer. Play something
@johncmayer play something jewish tonight, I mean...
Oh Pat Monahan and your skin tight, tell your religion pants
@johncmayer you haven't gotten on stage yet but I already wanna thank you for coming to my home.
And now to find chad
Tooooooo many bitches stepping on my toes
Stealth fuckery at the bethel woods show...not joking...
Chad looks like Jacob from Lost
Chad is fucking awsome. Says hi to all and that I look familiar.
Saving me a setlist too
Attack of the fangirls!
I have video of @train covering 'umbrella'
Totally copped a feel on the Chad. Pics later.
@johncmayer you made my evening tonight. Thank you.
Stuck in the parking lot. Not attempting to leave...