@lisalocicerogh So many fandoms colliding in that picture. I love it. #thestate #gh
How many laptops smell like farts...
Until Thursday, I'll be tweeting as @sallyblock. Any DMs meant for her should be directed here Because I'm going home for Bethel Woods show.
Just wanted y'all not to be shocked when tweets no longer sound like I'm an elderly cranky halfbreed musician but like a cranky 27y/o bitch.
@EmpressGina1 you can't tweet from two accounts at the same time from one phone
@EmpressGina1 and i want to mobile tweet from this account with the phone number associated from @sallyblock's account.
@EmpressGina1 heh, s'ok
Who's going to the Bethel Woods show tomorrow? I'm going. Taking my mom cause she has a girl crush on Pat Monahan.
Oh and it's her birthday too.
For all the shit I talk about Sullivan County, be careful driving and try to be more aware than the other person. Summer can be dangerous.
Btw @bobmaron @tonyheld The closest thing you'll find to a Starbucks near Bethel Woods is my tired ass brewing it at my mom's condo on Thurs
@Vanny_Del yes I do.
Two photos of where tomorrow's show is http://is.gd/e1gjQ http://is.gd/e1gl9
@Vanny_Del oooh whee girl, something to think about tomorrow night when i'm all alone in my home town
Fixing my nails for the billionth time.
Hey, who's dropping bombs in there? How's about a courtesy flush? Fuck you, Butters!
Unless you think we SHOULD take off our shirts and kiss? #southpark
next month, @johnmayerasasim will be a year old. Yep, September marks ONE year of retardation on an elderly level
Dear @johncmayer - In honor of playing the borscht belt, tomorrow night please play something Jewish. LOVE YA - Sally.
Tomorrow night we'll be sitting 7th row stage right
I fucking hate the night before a @johncmayer concert because of how much of a fangirl I become. Not as bad as the ones I make fun of...
@caitinlv I would pay $5....
Dear 5hr Energy - HOW DARE YOU TRASH TALK MY COFFEE! Love, Sally
@eliroth Why aren't you there infecting everybody? How badass would that be?
The concert hasn't even happened yet and I'm already planning after show shenanigans
@How2InsultALady What about the mouth?
Basically for the next 24 hours, all my tweets will read like this '@johncmayer @bobmaron @tonyheld BETHELWOODS SULLIVAN COUNTY OMFGWTF LOL*
I estimate I will lose 12 readers because of it...
@katerspie Go to the GAP this week because they're handing out coupon books for 40% off 1 regular priced item on Wednesdays in August
@NYHarvickFan are you hitting up any of the upstate NY shows?
Why and HOW do I keep losing the nail tips I need to do my nails? I had them yesterday?
@SugarPlumKelly just did, found nothing...
zorap/sallyb woodstock is your friend
@caitinlv @Vanny_Del come on into zorap
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY RT @Vanny_Del: @JohnMayerAsASim I've got some old man brand cock rings for you.
shhhhhh...did you hear that? fart.....
@K8THOMPSON @Vanny_Del DAMMIT BUBBIE! It's been 2 years and a different car since you've done this and it's still wrong
In Sullivan County, you can purchase a year's worth of Kosher foods at the ShopRite and Walmark in Monticello. Just sayin', @bobmaron.
How many laptops smell like farts...
Until Thursday, I'll be tweeting as @sallyblock. Any DMs meant for her should be directed here Because I'm going home for Bethel Woods show.
Just wanted y'all not to be shocked when tweets no longer sound like I'm an elderly cranky halfbreed musician but like a cranky 27y/o bitch.
@EmpressGina1 you can't tweet from two accounts at the same time from one phone
@EmpressGina1 and i want to mobile tweet from this account with the phone number associated from @sallyblock's account.
@EmpressGina1 heh, s'ok
Who's going to the Bethel Woods show tomorrow? I'm going. Taking my mom cause she has a girl crush on Pat Monahan.
Oh and it's her birthday too.
For all the shit I talk about Sullivan County, be careful driving and try to be more aware than the other person. Summer can be dangerous.
Btw @bobmaron @tonyheld The closest thing you'll find to a Starbucks near Bethel Woods is my tired ass brewing it at my mom's condo on Thurs
@Vanny_Del yes I do.
Two photos of where tomorrow's show is http://is.gd/e1gjQ http://is.gd/e1gl9
@Vanny_Del oooh whee girl, something to think about tomorrow night when i'm all alone in my home town
Fixing my nails for the billionth time.
Hey, who's dropping bombs in there? How's about a courtesy flush? Fuck you, Butters!
Unless you think we SHOULD take off our shirts and kiss? #southpark
next month, @johnmayerasasim will be a year old. Yep, September marks ONE year of retardation on an elderly level
Dear @johncmayer - In honor of playing the borscht belt, tomorrow night please play something Jewish. LOVE YA - Sally.
Tomorrow night we'll be sitting 7th row stage right
I fucking hate the night before a @johncmayer concert because of how much of a fangirl I become. Not as bad as the ones I make fun of...
@caitinlv I would pay $5....
Dear 5hr Energy - HOW DARE YOU TRASH TALK MY COFFEE! Love, Sally
@eliroth Why aren't you there infecting everybody? How badass would that be?
The concert hasn't even happened yet and I'm already planning after show shenanigans
@How2InsultALady What about the mouth?
Basically for the next 24 hours, all my tweets will read like this '@johncmayer @bobmaron @tonyheld BETHELWOODS SULLIVAN COUNTY OMFGWTF LOL*
I estimate I will lose 12 readers because of it...
@katerspie Go to the GAP this week because they're handing out coupon books for 40% off 1 regular priced item on Wednesdays in August
@NYHarvickFan are you hitting up any of the upstate NY shows?
Why and HOW do I keep losing the nail tips I need to do my nails? I had them yesterday?
@SugarPlumKelly just did, found nothing...
zorap/sallyb woodstock is your friend
@caitinlv @Vanny_Del come on into zorap
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY RT @Vanny_Del: @JohnMayerAsASim I've got some old man brand cock rings for you.
shhhhhh...did you hear that? fart.....
@K8THOMPSON @Vanny_Del DAMMIT BUBBIE! It's been 2 years and a different car since you've done this and it's still wrong
In Sullivan County, you can purchase a year's worth of Kosher foods at the ShopRite and Walmark in Monticello. Just sayin', @bobmaron.
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