From Twitter 08-02-2010



@Tonyheld @bobmaron Same holds for Bethel Woods RT @MeganRabren: Dear Mr. Hold, if you are going to be at Mansfield, Prepare Your Anus.
We're all in this together @johncmayer @bobmaron @tonyheld - zorap.com/meganrabren pw=junkinthetrunk
@johncmayer Did you wish him happy birthday by whacking him in the nuts as many years as he is old? HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAD!
Hey @johncmayer have you ever invaded someone with your mouth? Curious artists want to know. Signed - MGMT
Clearly written by a virgin...
He snapped off his osh kosh bgosh jeans
Where the fuck are the condoms, is what I want to know?
Your body is a GPS
Come on into chat for some fanfiction lessons - zorap/meganrabren pw: junkinthetrunk Remember, sometimes an erection is better than a dick.
Illegal use of the ellipses
She is a vortex, he found her opening like a cave.
If I ever walk around singing a song called 'Lydia,' this skit is why: http://is.gd/dYwnw
I was wrong; SOME cool things happen in Sullivan County NY, home of Wednesday's @johncmayer show. They had lake lightning recently.
Everyone wish a happy birthday to my wife, @notcatdsilver. She is forever young.
Hitting the Bethel Woods concert on Weds and have sports cars? Check into the Monticello Motor Club and go vroom vroom - http://is.gd/dYxWe
@notcatsilver WHY NOT?
The new Activia commercial is Hell defined: selling yogurt to people on a hot day in the park. Congratulations on yourr Coagulation!
And if you cant cause you have to go back on antidepressants? RT @HuffingtonPost Gisele: Breastfeeding Should Be 'Law' http://huff.to/bqR5Qq
Ok @mertmij but before this happened was he at least helpful in fording the river? If not, then he fucking deserved it.
@conormichael I will have you know I ain't paying for shit.
I never got Maddy inoculated in time. Maybe you can protect your loved ones before it's too late - http://is.gd/dZaJh
No late night porn chats for me. i have to work tommorrow.
@train I can't go for that or Man Eater


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