JM, As a Sim

Thanks @johncmayer and @train. That was a great concert. And thanks to Pat Monahan for holding my hand for half a second.
http://www.Zorap.com/sallyb - Go to spac to get in. Wonderful post @johncmayer @train show.
@mertmij You should have gone to the Bethel Woods show a few nights ago. We rocked that party too.
I'm done. Get out.
@johncmayer glad we could provide but what about Bethel?
GOodnight children! it's been real!
@johncmayer Kill Bill was on TBS last night.
I love it when bitches on MSM say that a fanclub should exist for tickets so it'd reduce complaints about @johncmayer not playing hits...
cont - I hate that because it's exclusionary and it would mean that only the elite asshole fanclub members would get to sit close. (con't)..
(con't) while the "newbs" who get attacked on MSM all the time get stuck on the lawn/nosebleed section all the time. Suck a dick.
From what I can tell @kisstheground, I beat out many of my twitter followers because I've been following @johncmayer for nearly 10 yrs.
But @kisstheground, I'm not going to stop talking to you because you've got the wrong comment/concert count. I'm a bitch but come on...
In which I tell it like it is, motha'uckas. http://is.gd/eaJ4h
@kisstheground hahaha
@bob_reynolds You aren't still in the capital area are you? I can think of a few good movie theatres in which you can pull this off.
WHO SHOULD BE MY 300TH FOLLOWEE?
Maddy and I are going to the park to rob some people...of their boredom. Going to play music for them and shit.