JM, As a Sim

@johncmayer we figured it out. please give us head in toronto. We'll be waiting at the Econolodge on Jarvis.
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
@ninaisshort :)
Embarrassing Maddy by singing and dancing to 'Bad Romance' on the bus. NO SHAME.
On the subway to Eaton Centre. Maddy is sleeping and adorable. #Canadawwwww
@jianghomeshi figures your program would go to America when I go to Canada.
Time to follow 10 random followers!
On Yonge street and feeling anything but. #oldman #fail
Some guy handed Maddy a rose, he works for #ctv. SHE IS NOT GOING TO BE ON YOUR BACHELORETTE AUCTION, YOU PIMP.
Damn girl... RT @Vanny_Del: Off to the store to buy food and charcoal so that I can set shit on fire.
@Vanny_Del I love that you can arrange the background to make it seem like the bunny is scared by her. Clearly, it is.
up in the hotel room, being awesome
Here I am at the pool. http://twitpic.com/1strkc
Best website ever...http://stfuparents.tumblr.com
Leaving Maddy in the hotel so she can watch the Beetlejuice cartoon. If you need me, this is where I'll be. http://twitpic.com/1sxeyb