JM, As a Sim

If you're lucky RT @Vanny_Del: JIZZ HAPPENS.
Ugh, why can't Maddy get her license at 15 so I don't have to wake up early and drive her ass to work? Oh yeah, because life ain't fair.
Ladies and whores, who is this man? http://is.gd/cO0Ah It's not Richie Sambora or the lead singer of Def Leppard.
At this coffee shop there are two assholes with Ipads. Not impressed and not to be outdone, I've brought along my entire iMac.
HI KIDS, HOW ARE YOU? serious and non serious answers are welcome.
I LOVE HOW FAR THIS IS REACHING. RT @rinygrin: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/47841010.html WHO IS DAT?
LET'S GET MARRIED. RT @yearinla: @JohnMayerAsASim i thought you still had an apple 2
They're playing Journey at the coffee shop. Time to do Karaoke.
New followers: Who the fuck is this guy? I'm pointing at you @wirepatch and @t_rim!!!!! http://is.gd/cO0Ah
DO IT @solarpowerspork
IT'S ON. RT @catdsilver: @JohnMayerAsASim I will show up and we can duet it like they do on Glee. Ooooh, pop culture reference!
And because you responded, @t_rim, you have won my followship. NOW DON'T BE LAMEASS AND DISAPPOINT ME. #newfollower #manpms
Or NYC. RT @rainnwilson: Q: Did my son have a hip-hop dance recital in Malibu today? A: yes. #onlyinLA
@yearinla youtube the horrible rendition by Elton John and Axl Rose.
@_drina oh girl, it's fine. i took 2 tylenol with codeine and am going to wash it down with a wine cooler. OH the life of older @johncmayer
@Vanny_Del (*jizz*)
@Vanny_Del i'll be there in 2 hours