JM, As a Sim

My favorite awards show of the year is on tonight: THE DAYTIME EMMYS! Don't judge me. I'll pwn you.
weird dreams about my younger self this morning.
POST-stroke Dick Clark will always freak me out.
Ugh, Marie Osmond cannot sing. #daytimeemmys
Tony Orlando always reminded me of Freddie Prinze.
PONCH #daytimeemmys
Is this a midyear Grammy show or the Daytime Emmys? I think someone drank on the job and got the programming mixed up.
@drdrew Where can I find out about your tour and when are you coming to Union?
What's freaky is the plastic surgery victims who used to be musicians and once played on American Bandstand. On/off the record, I've never..
Nobody needs to see a crying Dick Clark. #daytimeemmys
I HATE YOU RACHEL RAY #daytimeemmys
I get it, the Daytime Emmys are about Las Vegas
I hate the doctors, as well.
Completely reinstalling myself.
Took my nightly drug cocktail. See y'all in 83 hours.
John Lennnon was singing about food this whole time #wkuk
"Hey, tough break kid; you got AIDS. Here's a peppermint" #wkuk
Ooh, Cold Mountain is on. I remember that war. #oldassman
I don't think I want to go to a place called 'Tittapottamus.'