JM, As a Sim

@Papa_C_Los from frozen pizza? You're doing it wrong.
@Papa_C_Los holy crap those sound delicious
@Papa_C_Los it ain't shame, it's jealousy.
This idea of a @johncmayer appreciation day with video reminds me of these girls:http://is.gd/csAms Bad idea. Not getting involved.
@kisstheground Someone sent me that video last year, the girls actually, thinking I was him. When I said I wasn't, they asked to get it 2him
HA, yeah. It's time everyone knew :) RT @kisstheground: @JohnMayerAsASim wow. i... wow. since you and john are tight, right? jesus.
Followers: how are you celebrating Memorial Day? I'm being patriotic and LEAVING THE COUNTRY.
@Benjamin__Linus @numberonehurley better beer selection. Surely someone can afford a lifetime supply of Sam Adams...I'll pitch in.
I see what you did there. RT @eliroth: This might be in bad taste to ask, but is a brain hemorrhage the same thing as a stroke?
@mertmij those motha'uckas are still alive?n
GET PACKING, MADDY! WE LEAVE IN LESS THAN TWO DAYS. #ugh.
Watching Season 3 of Six Feet Under. Forgot @rainnwilson was in this. I loved you as Arthur
@_drina David will always be gay to me.